Romaine || 23 || Female || CET (Central European Time)
Genderqueer || no pronoun preferences (literally anything is fine)
I really, genuinely don't care about being misgendered.
Fun fact if you google my name all you'll see is a bunch of lettuce.
You can call me Chris if it's easier - if you call me lettuce I will send you the crow of judgment though :P
Icon by Eizhno (their account is deactivated)
Cover image is an album cover, Homesick by A Day To Remember, to be exact
Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch. 🥰
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. (⊙_◎)
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
I love this so much ahahaha
I'll definitely enjoy my flight and my stay in Crazytown :P
Sounds like I'll feel right at home lol