Stolen from Steph
1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Phone-phone? My grandma. Yesterday.
5. What are you excited for?
Drinks with Elena. Drinks with Stern and Mike. Drinks with Steph (I drink a lot). Graduation. Seeing Doug. Seattle. Australia. Life.
6. What were you doing yesterday?
skype, many many more drinks, finished my last essay. Bones.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
9. Have a best friend?
Oh hell yes.
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
No. I trust love.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Be in love? Yes. That's a qualified statement.
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Wulfston. But it would be the good kind, the kind that leads to bleedy sex.
13. What time is it right this second?
14. What do you want right now?
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
With? I am not sure. I hope to answer this question better Friday.
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
17. When was the last time you cried?
I cry a lot. I feel deeply and often.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Not so much these days, but still yes.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Like molasses. Frozen molasses.
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Have a cookie. Now choke.
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Yes. I'm ambitious and happy, it not satisfied.
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
people are afraid to love, afraid to tell someone they're not in love anymore; they don't value human dignity; they're weak; they're weak and shouldn't be in a committed relationship anyway.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
I want to roll around in mud and bite someone's nose off. I want a necklace of human ears, just like the poodleskirt fiancé in Tim O Brien. I've been texting this friend for a couple hours, and as he gets more drunk he starts talking in what I think is iambic pentameter. If I keep feeding him shots, I wonder if he'll switch mediums.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Chalki/steph tiem, having lots of very, very good sex, graduating, seeing Doug, a hell of a lot. You wish your life was as good as mine.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
don't have a top friends, if that's what you mean
28. When is your next road trip?
No idea. Now? Let's go.
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
30. How's your heart?
Intricately bound and full to bursting.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Yes, but I'm really awesome so it never lasts.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Hard to say. Soon. People I love deserve more of my affection. I want them to be able to feel that I enjoy them.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Hm, have I? I'm not sure.
36. Who do you not get along with?
37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
."You wanna take a ride at some point?"
38. What are you wearing right now?
White tissue-thin tank top, jeans, striped underwear.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
How is what? The air? Probably full of pheromones or laughter.
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
A long time ago.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Seelie/Alice for a girl, Valik/Gabe for a boy.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
For dramatic effect.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
uhhhhhh. Oh. I was talking to my dad on skype about edits.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
I have no Bs. Fuck Bs.
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
A second ago. I'm hilarious.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
I have no top friends, but if you mean my best friendoh fuck. Yes. Oh god yes. Yes.yes.
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
I sent an email to my favorite professor asking him to come to my graduation lunch.I never know how to word that nonsense so it was incredibly awkward, and included the phrase "you are by far the person I most respect at Ursinus."
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not the dark, no.
52. Do you have good vision?
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
I can't honestly remember having done so.
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes. But not since high school. Oh Duda
55. Are you Irish?
Nearly full blooded. I have a teensy smidge of English and native American to balance it out.
56. Do you use chap stick?
Lip balm. Tastes like mixing lemon and sugar and smearing the grains across your mouth.
57. Do you have any scars?
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Nope. I forgive everyone eventually.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
60. Name the last person to text you?
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Sure. I'm not going to though, the guy I'm marrying is younger than me.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
I could, but everyone would see my nipples, and I'd be freezing.
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I have a twin sized bed here. I sleep on it.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Wake up, I assume.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
if fall means be attracted, then no. if fall can mean be charmed, then yes. I'm easily charmed.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
No, I like how they are.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
I don't Know. Jeff Bridges.
70. Want someone back in your life?
Yes. They're there, but more. I demand more.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Sometimes, not always. Only under some circumstances; like if they're trying to manipulate me, or they think they can save me pain (I'm really very- smart, I can see through almost all of you). I don't mind lies that are stories.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
it's not difficult to understand.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Neither. I'm not naturally happy, and it is not forced.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Everyone should. Orno. I'm fine.
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
80. The first person you loved is?
81. Something terrible happened with you?
yeah? You want to talk about it?
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
the rest of the world dissapears
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Yes. I'm not bad at it.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
I'm alone fairly often; I'm private. I do many things. Like clip my toenails andother things.
86. How was your first kiss?
I don't remember.
87. What's your favorite music genre?
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?