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I was tagged in a 75 question survey by wretchedchild88 so here goes nothing. 

1. Do you snore?
Nope

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Fighter.

3. What’s your worst fear?
Animatronics, and yes, this is before the whole fnaf fiasco of shit.

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
Yes, with Bionicles.

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
meh

6. Do you chew on your straws?
I don't even use them, but when I do, nope.

7. Were you a cute baby?
I don't think babies are cute so probably not. :V

8. Is the single life for you?
More like I was forced into it. Every girl I've ever tried to befriend stabbed me in the back or has been obtusely mean to me. 

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black.

10. Do your sing in the shower?
Yes, and people like it.

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
NOPE

12. Any secret talents?
I can shitpost any phrase thrown at me.

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
In a forest where it's quiet, but I still gotta have some electricity. 

14. Can you swim?
Yes.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
WHERE'S 15 YOU FUCK?! I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE BUT WHERE'S THE 15TH QUESTION?!

17. Do you care about the ozone?
A little, but only when it's winter. When it's summer PFFFFT FUCK THAT SHIT AS I BLAST THE AIR CONDITIONER.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
like 300 something.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
No.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yup.

21. Are you a single child?
Nope.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Manual.

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
As long as it's for food, sure!

24. Is marriage in your future?
See 8.

25. Do you like your handwriting?
Yeah.

26. What are you allergic to?
Nada.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
To my waifu.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
No, he's dead.

29. Do you cry at weddings?
Only once.

30. How do you like your eggs?
I don't like eggs!

31. Are blondes dumb?
Aye.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
Hell.

33. What time is it?
5:26 pm

34. Do you have a nickname?
I've heard Stolks, Stolko, Stolky (I hate this one) and Stolkman.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
It's alright.

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Gosh uh, probably a few months ago.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Shower.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
The person he's based off of is.

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
See 8.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not really.

41. What are you addicted to?
Datavine.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy.

43. Can you crack your neck?
Yes.

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Never.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once, I normally do it twice a day.

46. Is drug free the way to be?
Of course.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Nope, used to be.

48. What colour are your eyes?
Blue.

50. Do you like your life?
For the most part, yes. It's a solid 8/10.

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
The Rock.

52. Are you psychic?
Yes, I know instinctively when I hate a person.

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Nope.

54. Do you play any instruments?
Used to play guitar. Stopped practicing it.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
Yeah. Not proud of it.

56. Can you snowboard?
Yes!

57. Do you like camping?
I used to like it a lot more but not now.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Very very rarely.

59. Do you believe in magic?
No.

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Yes.

61. You believe in divorce?
Sure why not.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
I haven't done it in a while, but probably!

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
N-no...

64. Is it cold outside today?
Nope.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

66. Do you wear nail polish?
No.

67. Have you ever been kissed?.
See 8.

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Those toys that look like shit but they try to make them look fun.

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Nope.

70. Favourite song at the moment?


71. Do you like your job?
Everything but the hours.

72. Do you like your classes in school?
Not now but I will soon.

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium Rare

74. Do you like these surveys.
S'alright.

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
Nope!

BONUS!
76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
Fuck you.
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If you haven't caught up with me on my twitter (which you totally should wink wink nudge nudge twitter.com/TheStolken ) Rule34.txt, a famous .txt twitter recently kicked me into recreating or mocking some of the things he (or she whatever) has been posting. Obviously these sketches are horrible (because they tweet so quickly holy shit) but hopefully they're at least entertaining to you guys.

Oh and don't forget I can also be reached on my youtube account: www.youtube.com/channel/UCdJ5S…
and on steam: steamcommunity.com/groups/TheS…
and my personal steam: steamcommunity.com/id/TheStolk…
You can't reach me at this site however: niceme.me
GET READY.MX4
I haven't bought software in years, and damn does it feel good to finally do so. Yeah yeah I know "but you can easily get PTS for free!" is what you may chant, but dammit, when something's good and they want money for it, you give it to them because they deserve it.

Expect higher quality stuff soon, as SAI certainly still outclasses photoshop for drawing and has for a while. Guess that means Paint.Net is my goto for photoshops then.
And I only have like what, 50 drawings?

Fuck that shit, I'm going to draw more.

You are going to enjoy the extremely lewd pictures I draw to myself that I am not supposed to tell anyone about oh god I just did and now I'm trapped in this sentence oh well I had a good run I hope you all understanding that drawing in private especially sexual things is actually good practice but no it is like like spazkid animating dick girls it's more like sultry poses as opposed to full on nipple twisting jacking off porn because I do not want to use my drawing abilities to make pornographic media but making a woman that looks appealing is something I am okay with.
Falling from the tree tops.
Fucks
I'm not sure if I should do this, but I'm considering making a newgrounds account to put other flashes on.

Now some things won't transition well over there, the HTDW's would have to be re-edited if I put them on newgrounds. Reasons are because of the text parts, which are done in vegas. Tails' New Devices would all transfer well, as they're all 100% made in flash. Mega Man Ecks and Skyfalling would make it on to newgrounds, though I'm hesitant on the latter.

I guess I'm not really sure about joining newgrounds or not. I know the community is a piece of shit, but so is youtube's, and everything else. I wasn't hesitant on joining devianart though, because now I can draw and just upload it. I would've gone to tumblr if tumblr didn't have such awful site design.

Meh, I dunno, I'm curious to hear what you guys think. Tell me below in the comments.
Yeah! I finally beat Tropico 4! What? Did you think of something else? Heh, oh well.

But going off of that subject... I've noticed I haven't really been animating that often. Well, Tropico's why. I finally beat that shit. Of course, I kept getting pissed at all the constructors. "HURR DURR, LETS NOT BUILD THAT BUILDING UP." I hate shit like that, when people don't listen to me.

That seems to be a growing trend with my friends lately, not listening to me. Normally when they don't, they tend to spiral down into a path that I can't nor will save them from. I just remember growing up, and seeing people turned into total tools or just absolute rejects from not listening to me.

Ughh. I'm starting to sound depressing. I don't like doing that, considering my life is pretty relaxing. Computer in my room. Isolation from the evil world. Game consoles hooked up to a tv. The life of Stolken never gets boring.

Augh whatever. Just wanted to share what was on my mind. I guess comment or something, I dunno.
Actually, it's not. But that doesn't mean I can't have fun.

So, the new how to deal with is nearing its completion stages. If none of you know it yet, it's about Homestuck fans, and I'm considering Call of Duty fans after it.

I have to admit, I've been lagging behind a bit in videos. I'm sure people understand that animation is not hard, but time consuming. This is why I've adapted a nap system, so I need less sleep total and I can work (and play) a bit more.

I feel a bit bad though. The animations I'm really focused on the most are miscellaneous things like short parodies. I like making short videos, and it's not because I require less effort to make them. I feel if I make them shorter, but have a way larger focus on animation, it becomes a much better video. In most cases that is, as the new how to deal with has much better animation than my previous works. I have to focus a bit on styles though. If you've noticed, I can't really draw like the best artist in the world, but I do like animating. I should practice more.

I noticed I've been talking to internet friends way more than usual. It makes me feel like I'm isolating myself from my real friends. Well, that's what they get for not hanging out with me. Angry Face. Some of them are great, too. Maverick, HuntForWaffles, Swimbound and Red are all fun people to hang out with. It makes me wonder if people would remain more anonymous, would they tell the world more about them?

All in all, white people.

The End.
I've never really been a big fan of sharing emotions or talking about my day on the internet. I view that doing so just creates burdens/annoyances to people. It's quiet days like there, where nobody messages me on steam, friends aren't at school for some reason and being in productive deadlock that seem to jumpstart my brain into thinking about shit.

To be quite frank, it made me think about my how to deal with videos. I understand they're funny from people of the same views, but it made me think about underlings. Even if they don't get the joke, they should at least be able to laugh at it. I think some of these ideas stem from how vague the original how to deal with videos were (the ones made before flash). As odd as it is, I feel as if I'm offended by my own videos. Even though on the "fight or flight" scale I fall into fight, something about offending people, while leading to funny results, makes me a bit sad on the inside. Call it troll remorse if you wish, but I've always been the guy that makes people smile with jokes, no matter the type.

Before you call me a faggot, I'm not removing the how to deal with videos, but they're making me think of how to improve unplanned episodes like homestuck fans, cod fans and hipsters. I guess I could make the stereotype I'm portraying way more obvious. I mean, by doing so, fanbase members would view it as "oh, he doesn't like the shitheads we have!" While people with similar views to the video say "Oh wow! This guy doesn't like them too!" There's going to be a fair share of stupid faggots who think that the view is offending, but it would be way less of stupid bullshit.

I was always thinking of starting a new channel just for the how to deal with videos, but I don't think taking my number 1 video series and breaking it off from my regular animations is the way to go. Granted, half of my goddamn channel are videos that aren't even animations. I might upload stupid shit to a new account and keep my main account as the animation hub. I dunno if I will though, it's easier to just upload random videos to one account and get the wacky google adsense money there. Still, those are just thoughts, I'm curious to see what my fans think of it too. So ask away down there!
Just linking my deviantart on my youtube account made a horde of fans come in.

Hi fans.
I will not actually be that serious about deviantart as a community. I will occasionally browse it and upload my tablet doodles, but these tablet doodles are for my flash movies, which can be viewed here: www.youtube.com/user/TheStolke…

I do enjoy posting Journals though, very fun.
Hello I make videos on youtube and sometimes draw on my tablet because I'm a faggot.

I'm a fan of penguins.