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PHEW here are.... the children of Zephyr Breeze and Blueblood
again with the help of Clemmone , i fiigured out how they meet, make the babies, and so on LOL
The two meet at a Canterlot bar (Zephyr is there blowing away money that he got from some side job, and Blueblood is there to escape from all the women who won't stop bothering him. For some reason they just don't interest him, no matter how rich or how pretty.) Sitting next to each other and drinking, they have a delightful exchange...in which they both realize something. The other has something they don't have. Blueblood has money, security, and a mansion, while Zephyr has connections, a talent for hair styling, and an undying determination to do whatever he wants. Despite these polar opposites, they both discover something else: they both want a child. Zephyr wants one simply because he is jealous of everyone around him and he thinks he can pull the whole dad thing off, and Blueblood wants one so he can have an heir but he doesn't want to be locked in with a woman who he'll dump for sure within a month. So they make a deal:
Zephyr will be able to live in comfort and ease with him as his hair stylist as long as he bears a unicorn son for him. Blueblood believes if he has a child, he'll be a lot more appealing to females as a dependable man instead of a promiscuous one. Also if he gets his hair in order it'll be great. While Zephyr can live as an in-home babysitter for his son who Blueblood hopefully won't have much to do with. 
As for the second part of the deal: no one will EVER know that Zephyr is the other parent. Zephyr agrees to this, absolutely blinded by the idea of riches, fame, and a kid!

...But the first child didn't come out right. Not at all. It wasn't a pegasus OR  a unicorn? Well, he had feathers, but he didn't have a horn or wings. Blueblood was unbelievably pissed at this, thinking Zephyr had slept with someone else during their deal and somehow made this atrocity, but Zephyr swore that wasn't the case....and that he'd get rid of the kid. He couldn't have another future taken away from him, so he did just that, flying far away to put the kid at some poor soul's doorstep where he wouldn't be tracked....to come back an bear a much better, perfect son for Blueblood who they both adore. Kind of.

Wonderworks
Male
After being unceremoniously dropped on some doorstep of somepony in the woods, it was apparent that he was born alone with no parents to love him. This doorstep was actually an empty home--the home of the former Daring Do. But she had moved a while ago, without telling anyone and without a trace. So the grunts of Dr. Caballeron were doing their rounds, seeing when (and if) she would come back...only to find a wailing, baby foal. They took it in for ransom, and presenting Caballeron with him. Estatic, he waited for Daring Do to come and rescue it. And he waited. And waited. And waited. During this time he felt a strange affection for the child, and was actually quite angry at A.K. Yearling's neglect of the poor thing. He told the baby graphic adventures and triumphs, took him wherever he went....and he soon came to realize even if DD came to take him, there was no way he would give him back. This was his son now. And he would grow up to be an incredible leader of the underground.

Pearly White
Male
Pearly White, as far as he knows, is the only son of Blueblood and some mother he dumped. Following his father's example, he presents himself as sweet and kid, although moreso and far better at it. He has a way with words, and with his wonderful smile. But to any lady who gets close enough, and without tinted glasses, will find that he's materialistic, a gaslighter, a prick, craves popularity... although he has great aspirations to be a famous movie star, a singer, all of it. Although he has no talent...he has money, and that's all he needs to get to the top. His father Blueblood and his stepmother Sassy Saddles will be proud of him, he's sure. Although he's very irriated by the second-rate hair stylist that's always been in the corners of their home...

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