My kingdom for a crowbar

   “My kingdom for a crowbar” by Steven Cojo

   A crowbar, a crowbar!
   My kingdom for a crowbar!
   I do not wish an expensive car,
   Nor an electric guitar…

   I want black-framed glasses, so I can see,
   A beard and a mustache…maybe a goatee
   A diploma in Physics, why not even a Ph.D.
   But not from anywhere, I prefer from MIT.

   Why not add a well paid job at a facility?
   Where unexpected stuff can happen to me.
   Might as well acquire a suit for HEV.
   He’s Gordon Freeman, the man I want to be.

   Being so talkative, won’t be an advantage,
   I know it’s addictive, but I will manage,
   To bring oaths and praises to the one true star…
   To Gordon…my kingdom for a crowbar.