Fun in the Sun - Warning

<img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/o/j…" alt="" title="JohndeLancie" /><img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s…" alt="" title="saysplz" />"Oh, hi there! I'm acclaimed actor John De Lancie and I'm here to tell you about the time that I - you guessed it - 'porked' Celestia, for like the seventh or eighth time. I lose track of how many times I've porked that mare, considering we do it every time StePandy uploads a new picture of us together. Such is our lust for one another! I remember it like it was yesterday...yesterday...yesterdaaaayyyy..."

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<img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/l/m…" alt="" title="mlpDiscordplz" /><img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s…" alt="" title="saysplz" /> "Goodness me, Celestia, I know what I likes, and I likes what I see, looking at that fine rump through these sunglasses of mine!"
<img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/p…" alt="" title="PrincessCelestiaplz" /><img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s…" alt="" title="saysplz" /> "Why, Discord, what are you doing back there? Are you trying to imply that I am somehow presenting myself in an ignoble fashion to the demon king I once imprisoned?"
<img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/l/m…" alt="" title="mlpDiscordplz" /><img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s…" alt="" title="saysplz" /> "Be silent, Celestia...you have been seduced by my charms, and now you shall become further corrupted by my slovenly ways. I will briefly forget that my girlfriend, Fluttershy, exists, so that I can smash you. Which part of me do you prefer to be porked by? Serpent? Goat? Or something in between?"
<img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/p…" alt="" title="PrincessCelestiaplz" /><img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s…" alt="" title="saysplz" /> "Ohhhh Discord, I cannot pick between your many parts! And my goodness, only someone as bold and charismatic as acclaimed actor John De Lancie would be able to routinely force me into such lewd situations. Why, as a Princess, I almost feel as if conducting these acts is inappropriate and could jeopardise my--"
<img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/m/l/m…" alt="" title="mlpDiscordplz" /><img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s…" alt="" title="saysplz" /> "Celestia, less talky, more porky."
<img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/p…" alt="" title="PrincessCelestiaplz" /><img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s…" alt="" title="saysplz" /> "Oh...of course, Discord...let us continue our brazen affair as you once again throw me onto my back and make sweet love to me in the fields of gold!"

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<img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/o/j…" alt="" title="JohndeLancie" /><img class="avatar" width="50" height="50" src="a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s…" alt="" title="saysplz" />"And that, my friends, is how it happened. Goodness, I still remember the silky feeling of that royal mare - both inside and out. There really isn't anything like shagging royalty and I highly recommend you give it a go sometime. Also, there's no harm in asking the pretty demure pegasus, my girlfriend Fluttershy, to join in too! Well, this is acclaimed actor John De Lancie bidding you a fond farewell - and a pleasant summer to all!"