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Oooh Yeees..?
Author’s Note: Yo YO yOoooo!! Bois and gois, we have ourselves another Quick Write and this joint right cheer is the continuation of ‘Oooh Nooo…’. For those that don’t know, it’s a story with Mario, Princess Peach, and the meme herself, Bowsette. It’s pretty dead at this point but I’m interested in the character, not the meme ya dig? So how will Mario get himself outta this one? Does he have the strength? Does he… even want to? Find out now! So while you do that, why don’t ya sit back, 60lax, grab some water, chug that sucka, and enjoy la story!
1. Yooooooo, if you STILL don’t know who I is, it’s ya boi, Ado in the mix and I just wanted to say, thanks for like the thousandth time for them amazing watches, favs, and those views! You guys and gals are really killin’ it out there! So in return, here’s another Quick Write for yas! They’ll be farts in it if you already didn’t know, and I ain
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I Will Fart!
Author’s note: Yo boys and gois, so we got ourselves another Quick Write and this one is the continuation of, ‘Should I Fart?’. So we all know the homie Joseph shall fart and will fart but how so? Find out now (on the next…) with dis story here! Oh and as for my longer piece, It’s taking me a while. I think I’ll be picking up the pace and motivation soon though, I’m starting to really like the topic I’m writing about. Anyway, I want you all to sit back prelax, then 3lax, grab some water, drink it, and enjoy the story!
1. YOOOOOOOOOOO homies and homettes(???) this yo boi, Ado up in dis beach and I just wanted to say, this’ll be a MALE FARTING STORY, MALE IN THE STORY. MALE, MAN, EW NOT GIRL MAN FARTING EW ONLY WOMEN FART. Got it? Good, I hope you’re all having a wonderful day ‘cause I certainly am. Thanks for everyone hitting me up with those watches and favs still, it really means the world to me. With all that said, I h
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The Start of Rude Gal Magee
Author’s note: Heey guys and gals so we got ourselves yet another Quick Write and this one, I’m actually pretty happy to write this story here cause the previous Rude Gal stories were many of her adventures but here, we get to learn from the very beginning. Who knows? I may make this into one of my longer stories. So with that said, sit back, 44lax, drink some water, and enjoy!
1. YOOOOOO bois and gois! If ya STILL don’t know who I is it’s ya boi, ADO! Jus wanted to thank each and everyone that’s been watching and faving my latest story. You guys rock! I should let you guys know that since Rude Gal is a hero, there’s gonna be some Hyper! Not gonna lie, I missed writing Hyper, so I hope you’ll love this! Anyways, on with the story!
2. I should mention somethin to you guys. If you don’t know what Hyper is, it’s unrealistic and extreme farts pretty much. Like farts being able to destroy a building or the smell melting the plants nearby
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Oooh Nooo...
Author’s note: Alright ladies and gents, I feel as though it’s been a while since I last wrote a Quick Write. Let me just say that last story I posted had to be my most viewed story ever, in a short amount of time. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for all the favs, watches, and even comments. It’s thanks to you guys and gals that really fuel my desire to write and create more stuff. Now! What we have here is a story about the lovely meme Bowsette and she’s out to teach Mario a lesson! Or, so she thinks. So anyway, I hope you enjoy it, and I want ya to sit back, 18lax, chug some o’ dat good good water, and, uh, enjoy it again I guess?
1. YO YO YOOOOOOOOO!!! Ya homie Ado up in ‘er and I jus wanted to say that this story will contain some giantess stuff. Can you guess who it is? Yeah… It’s Bowsette. For those that don’t know about Bowsette somehow, she’s a genderbent character of Bowser. He can only be Bowsette by wearing
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Becky's Scolding Box (4:4)
“Nice to see you finally awake.” Becky said greatly relieved with a bright smile.
“Y….yeah. *cough*” The smell isn’t nearly as bad as when she was in her Becky Bomb status. “Oh God… I… may have bit more than I could chew…” I said weakly.
“...Then maybe the next batch will actually KILL you…” Becky said worried. I quickly sat up looking towards the window. I saw complete darkness outside, almost as if it was a power outage in the middle of the night.
“Wait, how long was I out for?” I looked back to Becky.
“About 3 hours and I must say, I farted a bit earlier to test how strong this new batch is and dear God, if those girls were to smell this from the source, they could end up in a coma, if not dead.” Hearing this only turned me on, my dick already rising to the challenge.
“Please Becky, let me do this. I wouldn’t want all that effort you put into this go to waste.
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Becky's Scolding Box (3:4)
How they are positioned is each of them hugging each other in a seated position. Perhaps they were trying to consult to themselves that they’ll be alright and they’ll have their revenge or some dumb shit like that. This meant that their heads were fairly close together… Now what could Becky be planning…
Becky walked over to them and turned to me.
“Hey Mike, I’ll need your help over here again. Could you bring their heads close to each other?” Oh okay, now I know what Becky’s planning.
“Sure Becky.” I said jogging over there and kneeling down to them. I can see why Becky wants to do what she wants to do, their positioned in a little circle, kind of like they were having a huddle. So I got on my knees and checked them out, all of their eyes were closed but I could still see some faint movements. Maybe they were already unconscious since they’re not choking on Becky’s fumes anymore. They smelled absolutely horrible up
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Becky's Scolding Box (2:4)
RRRPBBP!!!
Last but not least is her fifth and final fart for this consecutive chain of hers. This one sounding as though it was dying out but still loud enough for me to hear from a couple feet away. It sounded like a wet and nasty splat had happened, as if she just shat herself but I know that Becky has more control of her bowels than that. Regardless, the black haired girl’s struggle is now reduced to mere twitches but she still has life in her nonetheless. Becky finished by letting out a soft sigh and moan. While still mounted on the girl, she looked to the distance. I was worried that others came in but I looked where Becky is facing and saw the referee fully on his feet and scared out of his mind.
“Going somewhere?” Becky asked him.
“*cough, cough* uh... “ He’s just too lost for words. Becky just smiled. She got off her ‘seat’ and walked over the other weakened girls heading right towards him. He jumped a bit but stood his ground, w
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Becky's Scolding Box (1:4)
Author’s note: Okay so we have another req- wait a minute… This ain’t no request! THIS IS A COMMISSION!! AND THE HOMIE MAN COMMISSIONING ME IS NONE OTHER THAN :iconSellCon2762:. If you haven’t checked this man out, I dunno what you’ve been doing on this site besides probably looking at pictures and not reading… BUTT check em out anyway! He’s got amazing, detailed, and lengthy stories and is a fantastic author so give em a watch! Now witout even MORE ADO… Sit back, drink some water, and LESS DO DIS OAISHEF!!
1. Yo yo yooooooooooo!! You know ya boi Ado is always in the mix and I jus wanted to say that the author dude’s got some sort of new catch phrase! Ain’t that crazy! Anyways, I hopes you havin a great day or night, dusk, dawn, whatever ya havin, and I hope that this story here makes that great day of yours an outstanding one! Now, drink dat water and enjoy!
2. Alright, you may drink that water but before ya enjoy the story,
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Update on Stuffs
Author’s Note: I’m gonna warn you now and say that this ain’t no fetish material, unless you get off to people tellin’ ya about their life then feel free to check it! But yeah, don’t you worry bois and gois, it ain’t anythin’ bad, jus’ wanna feel ya in I guess? So yeah, hopefully this’ll catch ya up to speed on my life and whatever stuff I plan on writing; I’ve no clue even as I write this. So I hope you can sit back, stand back, or whatever you’re doin’ as ya read this, 2.5lax, grab some water, and enjoy la story!
1. BUT as you know ya got ya boi up up up up in da mix! It’s Ado if ya don’t remember and I just wanted to say that I’m super thankful for all you guys still continuously watching and faving my stuff. Old or new, I’m glad ya guys and gals like em anyways! But anyway, I’ll letcha check out what my boi’s got for ya so I hope you’ll enjoy! You may now, read la story
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I Shall Fart!
Author’s note: Yo yo yoooooooo bois and gois! We got ourselves yet another Quick Write and as you can see, it’s not on Sundays anymore. So if you missed the previous status or I didn’t post one in the first place, basically since my job is weird and I work on the weekends and not the weekdays, I’m moving it onto a weekday. That’s pretty much it, so I hope.. HOLD ON! I should mention that this Quick Write is gonna be a MALE FART STORY, OH NO, YUCKY, IT’S A MALE AND NOT FEMALE AHH! Anyway, just a continuation of the famous (not really), “Should I Fart…?” story and as you can see, ya boi Joseph has his mind set. Find out what happens next, after ya drink some o’ dat good water, 20lax, and enjoy la story!
1. Ayyyyyyyy yoooooo broooo! It’s ya boi up in ‘ere, Ado! Just wanted to give a massive thank you to the people that are still watching, favin, and even reading my stories still. I’m a bit slower than the other
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Universe of Imagination
Author’s note: Yoooooo everyone! Been a while since I last wrote one of these things, hope I haven’t forgot how to write one. Funny that I mention that actually, I wanted to try something new, if you guys don’t like these types of stories, I understand, lemme know though, I think it’ll be something coo to explore. It’ll really get the brain muscles a pumpin! Now, I wantcha to sit back, 2lax, get some water, drink it, and enjoy la story!
1. Yo yo yooooooooooo!!! It’s ya boooi, Ado! Just wanted to say that this still does have meaning kinda ish? It’ll be in the description of you’re confused by it. Like I said, if you don’t like it, lemme know, I can still write stories, trust me! Anyway, I hope you enjoy I suppose?
She farted.
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Fart-her's Day Continueths!
Author’s Note: OOOOOOOOOO boi we got ourselves another Quick Write and this bad boi is about our crazy boi with his crazier boi’nt (not boy) wife rippin some goody goods on em ya dig? But yeah, this’ll be the continuation of the last Fart-her’s day story, if the first message didn’t make any sense. So wit dat bein said, I hope ya got yaself a glass o water cause things are gonna get, uh, I dunno but get the water anyway! So sit back, treelax, grab some water, splash it, and enjoy la story!
1. YO YO YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It’s meeee, Ado in the mix! Jus wanted to say that I’m gonna be workin soon cause I gots a jub. So I’ll do my absolute best not to let that delay stories anymore than they already take. I hope you guys and gals are still enjoyin me stories and I also hope ya havin a great day/mornin/night/dusk/dawn/whateva ya call it! So now, I hope you’ll enjoy what comes next. That bein the story… so.. Yee
Oh boy oh boy oh bo
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Should I Fart..? (3)
Author’s note: So we got ourselves another Quick Write real quick and this’ll be about the tales of Joseph! I haven’t wrote a story about HIM in a while but if you don’t remember, we haves ourselves a BOI farting, a MAN. So if you no likie yucky men farts, then read the story anyway and use your imagination to change him into a girl. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the story somewhat maybe I hope! Anyway, I want you guys to sit back, 10lax, getchu a fat glass of water, stay coo, and, read on!
1. Yo YO yOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If you still don’t remember me, it’s ya boi, Ado in this sucka. I jus wanted to say I’m thankful for all the watches and favs I still get for some reason. It’s certainly been a while since I posted my longer pieces but if this makes you feel better! I’m nearly finished with one of those said pieces! So don’t fret! I just hope you all like it, I put in a LIL bit of work on it you kno? Anyway, hope ya enjoy la sto
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Lookie Here! It's Rude Gal!
Author’s Note: YOO guys and gals! We got ourselves another Quick Write up in herr! If you haven’t read the title yet, this’ll be a story about Rude Gal. Now this could be “another” story of Rude Gal but how can you tell if the one I’m telling is the first one eh? ANYWAY! With all that confusin mumbo jumbo out the way, I hope you guys enjoy this story here and I want you to sit back, 4lax, grab some water, grab a glass, and lets get into dis!
1. AYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! I get the feelin that some people still dunno who I am and if ya don’t, it’s ya boi, Ado! Jus wanna say that I’m very thankful for you guys readin my stories and even using some of your precious time to leave lil ol me a comment! And some of ya crazies out there even like to fav and EVEN WATCH! So thanks for all that oh and lemme tell you about the main story I’m workin on.
2. If you guys and gals don’t remember, I’m currently working on a commission. Eh..
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Habby Fart-her's Day!
Author’s Note: AYYYY BOIS AND GOIS!! Looks like (it’s sweepin time!) me finals is d-d-d-done! So I’ll try and pump out more stories for ya! I’ll havta write a status on my life in a bit but for now! We got ourselves yet another Quick Write and this one’s gonna be about a, really strange and crazy Father’s day story.. Uh, yea, that’s pretty much all I can explain… So yeah! Hope ya guys n gals are havin a great Father’s Day and if a couple fathers are readin me story then HAPPY FARTHER’S DAY! Anyway! I want ya to sit back, 3lax, drink a big ol glass o water, and enjoy!
1. YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ITS MEEEEEE, ADO!!! I jus wanted to say I’m happy to come up with another story for ya boi. Sorry ladies and gents for not at least writin Quick Writes every (single) sunday, I’ve been a very busy boi lately that I’ll havta explain in a status or journal one day. For now! Habby Fatha’s Day and enjo
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Gal Rude Magee Is Best
Author’s Note: Yo Yo Yooooo!! Heeey! I’m in the right spot this time! Darn that Rude Gal Magee! So anyway, we got ourselves yet another Quick Write and of course, due to like one person wanting me to continue, here she is again! What type of rude stuff shall she do this time? Wait.. She messed up the title!! The FRICK!? I’ll get yooou Ruude Gal! But wit all that aside, I want you all ta sit black, 3lax, get yoself the freshest glass o water you can, drink it, n enjoy la story!
1. AYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! I’m in the right spot this time also and if you didn’t know who I am, it’s ya boi, Ado! I jus wanted to say that I’m happy to know that some of you guys out there are liking my pretty crazy Quick Writes staring Rude Gal. All I’m gonna say about this one is that I hope ya gotta glass o water and like it cause thirsts will be quenched! Hope ya enjoy, less do dis!
Where were we last time again? Ah right, I wrote it down this time. Rude Gal Magee! Ev
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Sorry guys again, really got busy again with stuff today so no Quick Write today.
No Quick Write bois and gois, sorry. Got my hands tied with other stuff atm. 
Author’s Note: Yo YO yOoooo!! Bois and gois, we have ourselves another Quick Write and this joint right cheer is the continuation of ‘Oooh Nooo…’. For those that don’t know, it’s a story with Mario, Princess Peach, and the meme herself, Bowsette. It’s pretty dead at this point but I’m interested in the character, not the meme ya dig? So how will Mario get himself outta this one? Does he have the strength? Does he… even want to? Find out now! So while you do that, why don’t ya sit back, 60lax, grab some water, chug that sucka, and enjoy la story!

1. Yooooooo, if you STILL don’t know who I is, it’s ya boi, Ado in the mix and I just wanted to say, thanks for like the thousandth time for them amazing watches, favs, and those views! You guys and gals are really killin’ it out there! So in return, here’s another Quick Write for yas! They’ll be farts in it if you already didn’t know, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout the funny kind either. So if you don’t like, read it anyway, tell me why ya don’t like it in my notes or comments, I won’t bite! Anyway, here’s the story.


Here we are in Bowser’s secret dungeon that he’s never told anyone. However, he took the role of Bowsette, thanks to the super crown, while trapping Peach and Mario in it’s dark and bleak walls. The only way of escape is blocked with a king-sized mattress, Mario on top of it, and Bowsette on top of him. More specifically, her massive butt cheeks smothered on top of his face as she already starting funking up the dungeon. She made sure not to sit on his nose for that would probably crush it so she sat to where her cheeks are giving his nose a tight hug. His nose is truly stuck between a rock and a hard place. Meanwhile, Peach is helpless to do anything but watch, scrunch up her face and disgust, and continuously bombard Bowsette with threats and pleads on mercy. Her words feel on deaf ears since she’s far too busy giving Mario the payback he so rightly deserved after thwarting her plans for so long.

“MMM MMMMO!” Mario moaned being submerged into Bowsette’s smelly and already sweaty rear.

“Oooh Mario, keep those screams up high, it makes this feel…” She shifted a bit biting her lip in arousal. “Soo much better!” She yelled in glee really bring out her feminine side, all while looking at Peach with the most smug grin she could possibly muster.

“...W-What are you.. Looking at?” She said trying to sound pissed while also turning her back to Bowsette with her arms crossed. Bowsette continued to grin,

“It’s because your precious Mario…” She cut herself off to unleash another trembling fart on the weakened Mario’s face.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBPBB!!!!

“Ahh, isn’t even fighting back!” She said after unleashing this 3 second long fart. This made Mario groan in dismay and struggle once again. She did noticed while this rumbly fart vibrated on top of Mario, he was still. He was still while his fat nose took the brunt of her fart and burned the insides of his nostrils with her vile eggy aroma. Part of his mustache fluttered in Bowsette’s toxic wind since that fart was powerful and her butthole was that close to it. Even after the fart ended, Mario continued his cries, Bowsette continued her pleasure train, and Peach continued to get more and more disgusted.

It didn’t take long for the stench to hit her causing her to really dry heave and collapse on her hands and knees after turning around to show Bowsette how disgusted she is. Seeing this made Bowsette laugh with delight.

“What’s the matter, cat got your tongue? Or in this case, fart in your nose?” She laughed at her own terrible joke. This just made Peach groan in annoyance. Mario once again stopped his struggle and remained still, Bowsette could swear she’s feeling a light current of air against her warm cheeks, even through her clothed bottom. Was Mario breathing her fumes in intentionally? She just had to know for sure. So she wiggled her hips on his face a bit in hopes of getting the fumes stuck on his face. She made sure to sit with a straight back to give her cheeks the presentation it needs. She isn’t wearing her cloak or anything to block her flow of gas.

“Let’s see if you like this Mario!” She yelled pushing herself deep into Mario’s face and ripping forth a mighty fart worthy of him!

BRRRRRRRRPRBRRRPRBRRRRPBRRPRRBRRPBRRPBRRPBRBPRBRPBRPB….

Not only is it powerful in every regard but it’s also super lengthy as well. It started off with the usual moist growl her farts have been doing thus far but shortly after morphed into a diabolical rumbly and bubbly fart that vibrated Mario’s very being! Even he was stunned of the power she displayed for him and could only bask in it’s awe. Even Peach herself looked up to see a vibrating Mario and Bowsette seemingly stuck in time with a face of strain as this went through. Her strained face looked in the distance as Peach was once again shocked and disgusted. There’s simply no way she could ever get used to Bowsette farting if she’s farting with a calbur such as this.

After a mind-boggling and nose-splitting 5 and a half seconds passed, it still continued on boiling on as if it were a hot spring.

BRBRPBRPBRPRBRPBRPBRPBRBPRB!!!!!

Enter the portion where the fart is purist. Purely bubbly that is, the fart didn’t lose it’s pace of bubbling nor stink, it just continued on it’s stinky path like it was destined to. Like it was destined to pop deeply and with moisture the way it did. As a result, this made Mario struggle again but not as hard as before, could it be he’s running out of strength or perhaps he’s entered a level of euphoria? Bowsette will get to the bottom of this mystery, if it’s the last thing she ever does. This neo bubbly blast didn’t last very long, roughly on the verge of 3 seconds but it made the whole thing clock out at a total of 8 long grueling seconds. 8 seconds of pure stink that even Mario couldn’t fully absorb so the leftovers continued to spread as if it were a dirty rumor. Since Peach has the misfortune or fortune, of being next to the blast zone, her nostrils were assaulted with the same malodor of eggs but it’s even worse this time since it’s more concentrated.

This left Peach in a coughing fit and she decided to put her gloved hand on her nose to pinch whatever stink that may try and sneak in away. Yeah, that’s not helping her in the slightest, it’s only hurting her nose the harder she does it. Bowsette also wondered why Peach wasn’t moving away if she didn’t like it. Did she like Mario that much? Love maybe? If so then it had to be a ruse since Peach hardly ever gave Mario a reward for saving her.

Bowsette decided to roll off of Mario and look at the damage she caused. Not much of a surprise, eyes are watery, mustache a mess, hat is off and some of his hair’s a bit messy, bulge in his pants… Wait a minute…
Oooh Yeees..?
Yoooo for those description-first readers, we got ourselves another Quick Write, this'll be another Bowsette one with Mario and Peach as the victim. Do they have what it takes to survive? Find out now! 
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Author’s note: Yo boys and gois, so we got ourselves another Quick Write and this one is the continuation of, ‘Should I Fart?’. So we all know the homie Joseph shall fart and will fart but how so? Find out now (on the next…) with dis story here! Oh and as for my longer piece, It’s taking me a while. I think I’ll be picking up the pace and motivation soon though, I’m starting to really like the topic I’m writing about. Anyway, I want you all to sit back prelax, then 3lax, grab some water, drink it, and enjoy the story!

1. YOOOOOOOOOOO homies and homettes(???) this yo boi, Ado up in dis beach and I just wanted to say, this’ll be a MALE FARTING STORY, MALE IN THE STORY. MALE, MAN, EW NOT GIRL MAN FARTING EW ONLY WOMEN FART. Got it? Good, I hope you’re all having a wonderful day ‘cause I certainly am. Thanks for everyone hitting me up with those watches and favs still, it really means the world to me. With all that said, I hope you’ll enjoy this story.


Joseph and his friend continued smiling together while everyone on the bus continued to talk about the massive stink bomb he just released. The worst part about it was that he still had another cannon loaded, ready to ransack the bus yet again. Everyone looked at one another trying to figure out who did it whilst some people tried prying open the stuck windows as if they were trying to jump out of there. Suddenly, a buzzer rang getting everyone’s attention; someone had opened the emergency exit on one of the windows and pushed it open to finally get some needed fresh air inside.

“Good thinking girl!” One of the jocks said ecstatic.

“Hey bro, I have another one.” Joseph said quietly to his friend. He just looked back and said,

“Do it.” With a smile. Joseph was really surprised how cool his friend was with his constant flatulence, for all he knew, he just might have the fetish as well. Joseph waited this to be another cheek rattler but the coast had to be clear first. There wasn’t enough chatter in the bus.

However right as he leaned forward again, another buzzer rang and another emergency window opened up. With the combined sound of two buzzers as well as the commotion about their victory over the deadly fart, Joseph was about to crush their hopes of conquering their smelly foe. This time however, since he had the window seat, he leaned to the right pointing his firepower towards a small passage that lead to the person behind them. He was ready, with one mighty push, he began his deadly deed.

BRRRRPRRBRRRPBRRPBRPBRPBRPBRPBRPBRPBRPBRPRBPRBRPBRBRPRBRPBRPBRPBRPBRPB…
A pure miasma of bubbles exited his rear with the force of boiling oatmeal popping partly against the seat he sat upon and into the open space that was the passage. Thankfully, the sound was a nice deep pitched bubbling for if it were a higher pitch then the people behind them would of certainly heard it. Those two were too busy getting the horrid smell of eggs turned demonic out of their senses and talking to the others about it. As for Joseph, he was having the time of his life. Everyone cared about his fart, at least enough to talk about it in a some way. His sphincter was really up to the test while his butt cheeks craved the wonderful vibrations his gas and sphincter were able to perform.

His friend couldn’t help but watch him go to town. He noticed the look on Joseph’s face was a strain because he was pushing a mighty gale out. He could once again, feel the vibrations of his latest burst and looked towards his rear to see if that part of the seat was shaking. It probably was but the naked eye wasn’t powerful enough to detect something that minuscule. However, that gaze wasn’t upon him long for he didn’t want it to be obvious that Joseph was cutting a fat wad of cheese. So he decided to face forward and mind his own business, he had his shirt over his nose but once he saw people not doing that anymore, he unsheathed his nose. Joseph’s smelly gas didn’t bother him, he’s hung around Joseph a lot in the past.

….BPRBRPBRPRBPRBRPBPRBPRBRPBRPBRPBRPBRPBRPB!!!!!

About 5 seconds of pure bubbly torment has passed and the people behind the two are already at it again.

“OH MY GOD AGAIN?!” A rambunctious girl right behind them said.

“Pee yew!” A cute girl said right beside her replied fanning the air. The fart already spread around and everyone got riled up again as if they were about to riot. The sounds of the emergency exit buzzers, people complaining, and the occasional screeches the tires on the bus did whenever the bus driver turns. Joseph still continued to let off his payload while everyone decided to go detective and get to the bottom of this. Once Joseph’s fart subsided after 8 whole seconds of hell, he sat back normally sighing silently to himself. Both of them were swamped in the midst of his gas but both smiled at each other fisting bumping when no one was looking.

Girls, boys, and even the bus driver was talking about how bad things smelled around there. The people holding the emergency windows had to stop for a while for their arms grew tired. However that resulted in more complaints, bickering, and yelling. Joseph and friend couldn’t have been happier. That’s when the bus driver turned around to face everyone, thankfully at a red light, and said.

“Whoever’s doing that, stop it please. And you really should see a doctor, pee yew!” She said getting back to her position and refocusing on the road. Even her small window was stuck and she couldn’t open it. With two deadly plumps unleashed upon the bus, the smell wasn’t dying down any time soon, even with the emergency exits opened. “Oh and stop opening the emergency exits, it’s really distracting.” She said turning back to face everyone. This set the fear into everyone and they argued that they’ll die without fresh air. She just ignored them and continued to do her job, to get them to school where she wouldn’t have to suffer from this any longer.

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It didn’t take long for the bus to finally show up at school and once they pulled up, everyone got up. However, they had to wait till the next row of people left before they can get off. Everyone hurriedly got off, not even bothering to mention the smell was worse the closer to the middle they got. Well, the ones that were behind Joseph. Joseph and friend walked towards the school but not before having a chat whilst walking there.

“Dang bro, that was crazy!” He said only loud enough for them to hear.

“I know man! I hope you were okay though, I thought you would of died.” Joseph said trying not to sound as though he did it since there was people still around him on that same bus.

“Yeah, that person really oughta get checked out right?” His friend said.

“Tell me about it!” A girl yelled still covering her nose.

As they entered the building, it was time for everyone to part ways.

“See ya man.” Joseph said to his friend hitting him with a cool handshake.

“Yeah man, take care.” And there he went.

Joseph was going to have soo much fun today seeing what sort of mishaps he could do today.
I Will Fart!
Ay yo! Hope you enjoyed this lil' Quick Write o' mine ladies and gentlemen. It is a male farting story after all so if you haven't read that in my Author's Notes yet, well, now ya know. Hope that doesn't stop ya from reading though!
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Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I have my best friend over and I haven't seen him in 8 years. So i'm gonna be spending time with him today.
If you haven't seen yet, I'm currently working on my very first commission!! Yaaay me!! ANYWAY! This is more towards the guys and gals that have requested a story from me. When I gets commissions! I'm gonna have to put ALL REQUESTS ON HOLD! Ya understand? Good! That's all I have to say... So uh... Havin a good day?

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1heartstinkygirlz Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Wow I just realized you watch me now, thanks a ton man hope to make some good stories for ya.
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner 6 days ago
you're very welcome. Don't worry about me man, just focus on honing your skills.
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1heartstinkygirlz Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah Alright will do thanks
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner 6 days ago
you're welcome :)
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chaosbeast9 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2018
Would you wan't to see the Trix Sisters butt expansion picture I have?
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2018
Sure
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chaosbeast9 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2018
Here you go: 

Trixie butts
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2018
Woah
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chaosbeast9 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2018
Question for the future, are you okay with "butt cheeks only" expansion?
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2018
Shore, I can do that. 
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