Author’s Note: OOOOOOOOOO boi we got ourselves another Quick Write and this bad boi is about our crazy boi with his crazier boi’nt (not boy) wife rippin some goody goods on em ya dig? But yeah, this’ll be the continuation of the last Fart-her’s day story, if the first message didn’t make any sense. So wit dat bein said, I hope ya got yaself a glass o water cause things are gonna get, uh, I dunno but get the water anyway! So sit back, treelax, grab some water, splash it, and enjoy la story!
1. YO YO YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It’s meeee, Ado in the mix! Jus wanted to say that I’m gonna be workin soon cause I gots a jub. So I’ll do my absolute best not to let that delay stories anymore than they already take. I hope you guys and gals are still enjoyin me stories and I also hope ya havin a great day/mornin/night/dusk/dawn/whateva ya call it! So now, I hope you’ll enjoy what comes next. That bein the story… so.. Yee
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! My-
Wife… Mmmmmm, yeah, my wife. Her fart delicious farts, so beautiful, so stinky, so.. Aw, oof. This nearly 2 second fart was, just, hmm, ooh, those vibrations, that bubblio. Mmm, hmm, mmm-hmm. I.. I just continue to sniff her butt dry of farts till I can’t no mo! I don’t even remember what I was gonna say…. Whatever, let me just… finish this up here……….
HAWT DIGGITY DAH DOE!! I.. what is goin’ on? Have I died and gone to heaven? *sniff sniff sniff* ahhh, prolly. Don’t care, big big big big farts on face! Ah, what’s this grabbing me? Oh wait, that’s just my WAAH! She just pushed me even deeper! Kinda hard to when I’m already so deeply wedged in there but thanks baybeeeee!! It seriously surprises me how gooooooood this feels. Like putting my face into two pillows while a warm bubbling bubble or whatever is messaging my face. Then of course this *SNIFFFFFFFFFF* GLORIOUS SMELL!! Think I already said it but I salute thee to the eggy goddess that blesses thine nostrils with her eggy delight.
Bubbly again with the second one being groany. Perfect combination, I.. I’m so blessed to be where I am now. Anyway, these totalled up to be about 3 seconds and… WAIT WHAAAA!? She’s leaving? Wha.. Wha am I gonna do. I just lie there, motionless. Defeated,
“Honey, we really should eat something. It’s Father’s Day after all.” She giggled before she fully got out of bed. That giggle doe! So cuuuuuuuute-tahhh!! OOOH yeeee, that’s what I was gonna say. My wonderful wife said she’ll have something special for me for Father’s Day. I wonder what that could be? Ahh who am I kitten! I’m sure she’ll have her big big yummy yummy in my facey facey farts from whatever she’ll eat! With that thought in mind, I freakin’ kick jump myself out of bed only to not do a good job and fall on the floor.
“Baah! Uh.. a-alright hun-oh, sounds good! I’ll just uh.. Geeeeeeeeh.” I start to weep a bit, God in heaven, am I pathetic or-
“Get over here you.” She said in her seductive voice again.
“Ehhhhhhh, AIGHT!” I happily jump to my feet and followed my wife. This had to be my favorite part with her, no, the morning! No.. after she eats! No.. I DUNNO BUT this is cool! I’m so glad we bought a two story house and we lived on the ground floor. The kitchen is at the top and mmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm, we gots to go up some steps! I’d kiss each and every step up the way but no.. She got to the stairs and I followed closely behind.
“I’ve heard of stick together but.. Actually, know what?”
Oooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Ahhhhhhhhhhk!! She jus, how’d she? Why’d she? Who’d she? Whatever the answer to those unnecessary questions may be, she just stepped up on the first step and positioned her big big big big big big big big big big big butt butt butt on my hard hard hard hard hard hard hard petrified rectified erectified pee pee and I just jumped alright? Okay not really, I spasmed, jerked, twisted, misted, all sorts of things. I’m sensitive down there mmkay? I bit my frickin’ tongue in shock! She’s so mysterious sometimes with those blasts of hers!
She moaned before blasting me off again with that tooty fruity. Me thinks me battering ram rammed somethin’ that she may have enjoyed. OOOO well feeling her counterattack was certainly excelrating! It groaned at first but the groan itself was.. Like, uh. Like someone breathing on your skin? It’s hard to explain but I tried! Ahh and here comes the bubbles, it’s like feeling jacuzzi bubbles bubble all over ya sensitive thingie thing! ….ueh! This only lasted about 2 seconds but ooo! Next step!
Alright, now her butt’s on my-
UPPER STOMACH! That felt friggin’ amazing and phew is things getting smelly around here! That’s just what I loves though! Those yummy stinky stinky stinky hefty hefty hefty farts of hers blessing my nostrils with delight. Another groany fart but this one felt really warm and vibrated my tummy yummily… yeah, point is, it felt good! Only a second and a half baby there but am I complainin’? Heavens NOO!!
My hunger for her booty continues as she climbs higher and higher. Now her butts square on my chest…. God I love Father’s Day and I love my WIFE!!