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I Can't... Hold It!
Author’s Note: Yooooo bois and gois! So we have another Quick Write and it’s gonna be about the homie Joseph and his adventures. For those that don’t know, he’s a very gassy boi on a quest to find his fart sniffin maiden. So seeing as though he’s a boy, that means this is a MALE FART STORY, AW YUCK MAN IT’S A MAN, A NON FEMALE, NON VAGINA HAVIN MALE! Get the picture? Wes finna have a male fart story here bois and gois, so I suggest ya sit back, 10lax, grab that water, sip it, slush it around a bit, drink that sucka, sit forward a bit, then back again, and enjoy la story! 1. YOOOOOOOO It’s actually be
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Oooh... Bowsette!
Author’s Note: Hey bois and gois! We got ourselves another Quick Write and I must say, I really gotta get my writing spirit back. Well, let’s just say I have a lot on my mind and spirit, maybe I’ll tell you guys the truth about that later down the line. Remind me so I don’t forget. Anyway, I think I wanna wrap up this Quick Write Bowsette series I’ve had goin for a bit now. Think it’s time to put her to bed, ya know? So… That’s the point of this story here, fear not though! I shall have other Quick Write series that I can do in the meantime! So I hope you guys and gals enjoyed this series, feel
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Evan's Smelly Predicament
Author’s Note: YOOOOOOOOOOOO bois and gois! We got ourselves another Qu- HA! Nah sons, this time, it’s a collab story with the homie ~HumanityLost (https://www.deviantart.com/humanitylost), say high Humanity! Hello! Sorry lel. I dunno why you’re sorry but it’s cool. Anyway, you can’t tell if he actually said somethin cause the text is all the same but trust me, he did. So anyway, we got a story about the game, Ni No Kuni 2, also me again warning this is a cat king again I will repeat cat KING this is a male fart story if you don’t like that, then you don’t have to read it. There are many other non male stories out there! Or read and enjo
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Hupy Fatuer's Nay!
Author’s Note: Ayyyyyy bois and gois! We got yet another Quick Write and this one’s, well… It’s gonna be bad. Like not a good bad but a bad bad. Like beginner amatuar I-just-started-writing-today kind of bad. So IF you read it, read it without a brain and caring cause I plan on writing this with all kinds of crazy! So why don’t ya sit back, 1lax, grab that water, sip it, sip it again, then drink all of it, and enjoy la story! 4. Yooooooo fams and famies, it’s ya boi, Ado here! Just wanna say, thanks so much for all the goodie good. I’m sure ya get what I mean, I say it all the time. Sorry for not wri
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No Words
Author’s Note: Ayyy guys and gals, we got ourselves another Quick Write here and I must say. This’ll be a new series. Ima work my hardest to make it good since I plan on this being super good. So I hope you like it. Why don’t ya sit back, 4lax, grab some water, grab ya fruit and veggies, hit all dat, and enjoy la story! 1. Yoooooo bois and gois, it’s me Ado! Just wanna thank ya for everything and I mean everything! Been going through a lot of stuff lately and seeing those favs, comments, and watches always bring a smile to my face. So thanks again ladies and gents, now on with the story! The End!
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Punishment Of the Rude Family
Author’s Note: Alright ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves another Quick Write and this one’s gonna be on our hero, Rude Gal Magee and her family. More specifically what’s happening is a lil somethin somethin the Rude family likes to do during the daily fart off they have. Sooo, I’m sure you know what’s gonna happen BUT you don’t know what exactly is gonna happen so why don’t ya sit sideways, 60lax, grab some water, grab it again, slurp it, stand up, stretch, sit back but down this time, and enjoy la story! 1. YOOOOOOOOO gurls and bois, ya still don’t know who I am? Ya do? Oh… Ima say
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My Fart Searches
Author’s Note: Hello bois and gois, it’s been a while since the last one of these. What you may ask? But of course! A Quick Write and this one will feature your BOY Joseph. So *ahem* MAN FARTING EW GROSS NON-GIRL FART YUCKY 9000 BOY MAN NOT FEMALE BUT MALE PEE-PEE HAVIN MALE FARTINGS FART. Hope you got that cause there ain’t gonna be no female farts in this joint, so if ya don’t like it, read it anyway, ya might just learn a thing or two about the universe, I dunno. So with all that said, why don’t you sit forward, then backwards, get up, stretch for a minute, sit back down and back against the chair, 900lax, gra
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Merpy New ValChrisFatEser Year!
Author’s Note: Daang bois, what the heck is goin on with the title? Anyway, we’re back with another Quick Write and I jus wanna say that this one is gonna be a belated Easter story. I woulda did it Sunday but I was mega busy that day so I couldn’t so here it is now! For those that don’t know, we have a story about a nameless man and his nameless wife celebrating holidays suspended in time but greatly pleasing the husband. Confused? Don’t worry, the story itself is as well but I hope you get a good laugh out of it. So with all that said, I want you all to sit front, 0.5lax, water your water, and enjoy la story! Y
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Oooh... OH!
Author’s Note: Ay yoo bois and gois, so we have ourselves yet another Quick Write but this time! It’s gonna be one on the adventure’s of Ms. Bowsette and Mr. Mario. Ya get what I’m sayin? Last time, we found that Mario’s torment isn’t actually torment at all but for Peach on the other hand, well, she’s in a bit of a pickle. So with that said, I want each and everyone of you to sit back 3lax, grab that water, slap it, then drink it, and enjoy me story! 1. Yoooooooo! I’m pretty sure you guys and gals know who I be but if ya don’t, it’s ya boi, Ado in the mix and I just wanna say thank
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Respect The King
Author’s Note: Yooo, bois and gois, I know it’s been a while and I seriously missed writing these but man oh man have I been busy! Anyway, Ado’ll explain more, I just wanna tell ya that we have ourselves another Quick Write but this is a new baby I thought of for the past few months! Just a warning though, there’s a MALE FARTING in this story, ew yuck gross male, men bleh! Male male gross! I’m kidding but there is a male farting in this story. Still, with that in mind, I hope you’ll read it! So why don’t ya sit back, 70lax, grab some water, drink it cool and calmly, and enjoy la story! 1. Yooooo, tha
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I Can't... Hold It!
Author’s Note: Yooooo bois and gois! So we have another Quick Write and it’s gonna be about the homie Joseph and his adventures. For those that don’t know, he’s a very gassy boi on a quest to find his fart sniffin maiden. So seeing as though he’s a boy, that means this is a MALE FART STORY, AW YUCK MAN IT’S A MAN, A NON FEMALE, NON VAGINA HAVIN MALE! Get the picture? Wes finna have a male fart story here bois and gois, so I suggest ya sit back, 10lax, grab that water, sip it, slush it around a bit, drink that sucka, sit forward a bit, then back again, and enjoy la story! 1. YOOOOOOOO It’s actually be
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Oooh... Bowsette!
Author’s Note: Hey bois and gois! We got ourselves another Quick Write and I must say, I really gotta get my writing spirit back. Well, let’s just say I have a lot on my mind and spirit, maybe I’ll tell you guys the truth about that later down the line. Remind me so I don’t forget. Anyway, I think I wanna wrap up this Quick Write Bowsette series I’ve had goin for a bit now. Think it’s time to put her to bed, ya know? So… That’s the point of this story here, fear not though! I shall have other Quick Write series that I can do in the meantime! So I hope you guys and gals enjoyed this series, feel
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Evan's Smelly Predicament
Author’s Note: YOOOOOOOOOOOO bois and gois! We got ourselves another Qu- HA! Nah sons, this time, it’s a collab story with the homie ~HumanityLost (https://www.deviantart.com/humanitylost), say high Humanity! Hello! Sorry lel. I dunno why you’re sorry but it’s cool. Anyway, you can’t tell if he actually said somethin cause the text is all the same but trust me, he did. So anyway, we got a story about the game, Ni No Kuni 2, also me again warning this is a cat king again I will repeat cat KING this is a male fart story if you don’t like that, then you don’t have to read it. There are many other non male stories out there! Or read and enjo
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Hupy Fatuer's Nay!
Author’s Note: Ayyyyyy bois and gois! We got yet another Quick Write and this one’s, well… It’s gonna be bad. Like not a good bad but a bad bad. Like beginner amatuar I-just-started-writing-today kind of bad. So IF you read it, read it without a brain and caring cause I plan on writing this with all kinds of crazy! So why don’t ya sit back, 1lax, grab that water, sip it, sip it again, then drink all of it, and enjoy la story! 4. Yooooooo fams and famies, it’s ya boi, Ado here! Just wanna say, thanks so much for all the goodie good. I’m sure ya get what I mean, I say it all the time. Sorry for not wri
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No Words
Author’s Note: Ayyy guys and gals, we got ourselves another Quick Write here and I must say. This’ll be a new series. Ima work my hardest to make it good since I plan on this being super good. So I hope you like it. Why don’t ya sit back, 4lax, grab some water, grab ya fruit and veggies, hit all dat, and enjoy la story! 1. Yoooooo bois and gois, it’s me Ado! Just wanna thank ya for everything and I mean everything! Been going through a lot of stuff lately and seeing those favs, comments, and watches always bring a smile to my face. So thanks again ladies and gents, now on with the story! The End!
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Punishment Of the Rude Family
Author’s Note: Alright ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves another Quick Write and this one’s gonna be on our hero, Rude Gal Magee and her family. More specifically what’s happening is a lil somethin somethin the Rude family likes to do during the daily fart off they have. Sooo, I’m sure you know what’s gonna happen BUT you don’t know what exactly is gonna happen so why don’t ya sit sideways, 60lax, grab some water, grab it again, slurp it, stand up, stretch, sit back but down this time, and enjoy la story! 1. YOOOOOOOOO gurls and bois, ya still don’t know who I am? Ya do? Oh… Ima say
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My Fart Searches
Author’s Note: Hello bois and gois, it’s been a while since the last one of these. What you may ask? But of course! A Quick Write and this one will feature your BOY Joseph. So *ahem* MAN FARTING EW GROSS NON-GIRL FART YUCKY 9000 BOY MAN NOT FEMALE BUT MALE PEE-PEE HAVIN MALE FARTINGS FART. Hope you got that cause there ain’t gonna be no female farts in this joint, so if ya don’t like it, read it anyway, ya might just learn a thing or two about the universe, I dunno. So with all that said, why don’t you sit forward, then backwards, get up, stretch for a minute, sit back down and back against the chair, 900lax, gra
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Merpy New ValChrisFatEser Year!
Author’s Note: Daang bois, what the heck is goin on with the title? Anyway, we’re back with another Quick Write and I jus wanna say that this one is gonna be a belated Easter story. I woulda did it Sunday but I was mega busy that day so I couldn’t so here it is now! For those that don’t know, we have a story about a nameless man and his nameless wife celebrating holidays suspended in time but greatly pleasing the husband. Confused? Don’t worry, the story itself is as well but I hope you get a good laugh out of it. So with all that said, I want you all to sit front, 0.5lax, water your water, and enjoy la story! Y
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Oooh... OH!
Author’s Note: Ay yoo bois and gois, so we have ourselves yet another Quick Write but this time! It’s gonna be one on the adventure’s of Ms. Bowsette and Mr. Mario. Ya get what I’m sayin? Last time, we found that Mario’s torment isn’t actually torment at all but for Peach on the other hand, well, she’s in a bit of a pickle. So with that said, I want each and everyone of you to sit back 3lax, grab that water, slap it, then drink it, and enjoy me story! 1. Yoooooooo! I’m pretty sure you guys and gals know who I be but if ya don’t, it’s ya boi, Ado in the mix and I just wanna say thank
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Respect The King
Author’s Note: Yooo, bois and gois, I know it’s been a while and I seriously missed writing these but man oh man have I been busy! Anyway, Ado’ll explain more, I just wanna tell ya that we have ourselves another Quick Write but this is a new baby I thought of for the past few months! Just a warning though, there’s a MALE FARTING in this story, ew yuck gross male, men bleh! Male male gross! I’m kidding but there is a male farting in this story. Still, with that in mind, I hope you’ll read it! So why don’t ya sit back, 70lax, grab some water, drink it cool and calmly, and enjoy la story! 1. Yooooo, tha
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Training Day
"Onara jutsu, what the hell's that?"  I asked Cindy as she explained to me what she does in her free time.  "Well, it's basically japanese for fart jutsu and is basically exactly what it sounds like, fighting with farts."  She responded very lackadaisically.  "I understand that much, what I don't remotely understand is why you do it?"  "Oh, well its actually a bit of a family tradition going back quite a few generations.  My mom was quite the practitioner back in her day and she is the one who actually trains me in it today."  She said with a proud smile on her face.  "Huh, whatever you say."  I reply, still confused but more acceptin
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poison gas
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Honey The Cat Farting
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Noble gases! [ REQUEST]
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The Truly Fuming Goddess
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Mogri Agent Initiation
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Vanilla's Victory Torture
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[request] Ayano toots!
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(Halloween) A Tortured Soul
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Requests n Commissions I Currently Have
Not a story but I'm postin' this so I can show you guys how many requests I currently have. The number will indeed fluctuate! Request(s): 13                    Commission(s): 1!
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Albino Llama: Llamas are awesome! (86)
Yo guys and gals, sorry but I'm gonna have to take a break from Quick Writes for a bit. Got some family coming over and I won't have time to write them out
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Everyone okay? Sorry for not talking much, just haven't had much to say. I'll say this though, I'm plannin for a story.
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Questathana|Student Writer
Thanks so much for watching!
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you're welcome miss!
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Can I ask why you like my art?
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I haven't really had a chance to look through a lot of your art. We're in the same Disco servers though and I believe I checked out one of your older stories and a live stream of yours. 
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Yo. ^^ What's up?
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School, work, bunch of stuff really. You?
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Not much. I am just chilling. ^^
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