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Update on Stuffs
Author’s Note: I’m gonna warn you now and say that this ain’t no fetish material, unless you get off to people tellin’ ya about their life then feel free to check it! But yeah, don’t you worry bois and gois, it ain’t anythin’ bad, jus’ wanna feel ya in I guess? So yeah, hopefully this’ll catch ya up to speed on my life and whatever stuff I plan on writing; I’ve no clue even as I write this. So I hope you can sit back, stand back, or whatever you’re doin’ as ya read this, 2.5lax, grab some water, and enjoy la story!
1. BUT as you know ya got ya boi up up up up in da mix! It’s Ado if ya don’t remember and I just wanted to say that I’m super thankful for all you guys still continuously watching and faving my stuff. Old or new, I’m glad ya guys and gals like em anyways! But anyway, I’ll letcha check out what my boi’s got for ya so I hope you’ll enjoy! You may now, read la story
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I Shall Fart!
Author’s note: Yo yo yoooooooo bois and gois! We got ourselves yet another Quick Write and as you can see, it’s not on Sundays anymore. So if you missed the previous status or I didn’t post one in the first place, basically since my job is weird and I work on the weekends and not the weekdays, I’m moving it onto a weekday. That’s pretty much it, so I hope.. HOLD ON! I should mention that this Quick Write is gonna be a MALE FART STORY, OH NO, YUCKY, IT’S A MALE AND NOT FEMALE AHH! Anyway, just a continuation of the famous (not really), “Should I Fart…?” story and as you can see, ya boi Joseph has his mind set. Find out what happens next, after ya drink some o’ dat good water, 20lax, and enjoy la story!
1. Ayyyyyyyy yoooooo broooo! It’s ya boi up in ‘ere, Ado! Just wanted to give a massive thank you to the people that are still watching, favin, and even reading my stories still. I’m a bit slower than the other
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Universe of Imagination
Author’s note: Yoooooo everyone! Been a while since I last wrote one of these things, hope I haven’t forgot how to write one. Funny that I mention that actually, I wanted to try something new, if you guys don’t like these types of stories, I understand, lemme know though, I think it’ll be something coo to explore. It’ll really get the brain muscles a pumpin! Now, I wantcha to sit back, 2lax, get some water, drink it, and enjoy la story!
1. Yo yo yooooooooooo!!! It’s ya boooi, Ado! Just wanted to say that this still does have meaning kinda ish? It’ll be in the description of you’re confused by it. Like I said, if you don’t like it, lemme know, I can still write stories, trust me! Anyway, I hope you enjoy I suppose?
She farted.
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Fart-her's Day Continueths!
Author’s Note: OOOOOOOOOO boi we got ourselves another Quick Write and this bad boi is about our crazy boi with his crazier boi’nt (not boy) wife rippin some goody goods on em ya dig? But yeah, this’ll be the continuation of the last Fart-her’s day story, if the first message didn’t make any sense. So wit dat bein said, I hope ya got yaself a glass o water cause things are gonna get, uh, I dunno but get the water anyway! So sit back, treelax, grab some water, splash it, and enjoy la story!
1. YO YO YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It’s meeee, Ado in the mix! Jus wanted to say that I’m gonna be workin soon cause I gots a jub. So I’ll do my absolute best not to let that delay stories anymore than they already take. I hope you guys and gals are still enjoyin me stories and I also hope ya havin a great day/mornin/night/dusk/dawn/whateva ya call it! So now, I hope you’ll enjoy what comes next. That bein the story… so.. Yee
Oh boy oh boy oh bo
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Should I Fart..? (3)
Author’s note: So we got ourselves another Quick Write real quick and this’ll be about the tales of Joseph! I haven’t wrote a story about HIM in a while but if you don’t remember, we haves ourselves a BOI farting, a MAN. So if you no likie yucky men farts, then read the story anyway and use your imagination to change him into a girl. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the story somewhat maybe I hope! Anyway, I want you guys to sit back, 10lax, getchu a fat glass of water, stay coo, and, read on!
1. Yo YO yOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If you still don’t remember me, it’s ya boi, Ado in this sucka. I jus wanted to say I’m thankful for all the watches and favs I still get for some reason. It’s certainly been a while since I posted my longer pieces but if this makes you feel better! I’m nearly finished with one of those said pieces! So don’t fret! I just hope you all like it, I put in a LIL bit of work on it you kno? Anyway, hope ya enjoy la sto
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Lookie Here! It's Rude Gal!
Author’s Note: YOO guys and gals! We got ourselves another Quick Write up in herr! If you haven’t read the title yet, this’ll be a story about Rude Gal. Now this could be “another” story of Rude Gal but how can you tell if the one I’m telling is the first one eh? ANYWAY! With all that confusin mumbo jumbo out the way, I hope you guys enjoy this story here and I want you to sit back, 4lax, grab some water, grab a glass, and lets get into dis!
1. AYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! I get the feelin that some people still dunno who I am and if ya don’t, it’s ya boi, Ado! Jus wanna say that I’m very thankful for you guys readin my stories and even using some of your precious time to leave lil ol me a comment! And some of ya crazies out there even like to fav and EVEN WATCH! So thanks for all that oh and lemme tell you about the main story I’m workin on.
2. If you guys and gals don’t remember, I’m currently working on a commission. Eh..
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Habby Fart-her's Day!
Author’s Note: AYYYY BOIS AND GOIS!! Looks like (it’s sweepin time!) me finals is d-d-d-done! So I’ll try and pump out more stories for ya! I’ll havta write a status on my life in a bit but for now! We got ourselves yet another Quick Write and this one’s gonna be about a, really strange and crazy Father’s day story.. Uh, yea, that’s pretty much all I can explain… So yeah! Hope ya guys n gals are havin a great Father’s Day and if a couple fathers are readin me story then HAPPY FARTHER’S DAY! Anyway! I want ya to sit back, 3lax, drink a big ol glass o water, and enjoy!
1. YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ITS MEEEEEE, ADO!!! I jus wanted to say I’m happy to come up with another story for ya boi. Sorry ladies and gents for not at least writin Quick Writes every (single) sunday, I’ve been a very busy boi lately that I’ll havta explain in a status or journal one day. For now! Habby Fatha’s Day and enjo
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Gal Rude Magee Is Best
Author’s Note: Yo Yo Yooooo!! Heeey! I’m in the right spot this time! Darn that Rude Gal Magee! So anyway, we got ourselves yet another Quick Write and of course, due to like one person wanting me to continue, here she is again! What type of rude stuff shall she do this time? Wait.. She messed up the title!! The FRICK!? I’ll get yooou Ruude Gal! But wit all that aside, I want you all ta sit black, 3lax, get yoself the freshest glass o water you can, drink it, n enjoy la story!
1. AYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! I’m in the right spot this time also and if you didn’t know who I am, it’s ya boi, Ado! I jus wanted to say that I’m happy to know that some of you guys out there are liking my pretty crazy Quick Writes staring Rude Gal. All I’m gonna say about this one is that I hope ya gotta glass o water and like it cause thirsts will be quenched! Hope ya enjoy, less do dis!
Where were we last time again? Ah right, I wrote it down this time. Rude Gal Magee! Ev
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She's Rude and Mean!
Author’s Note: Yo Yo Yooooooooooo!!! We got ourselves a.. Wait a minute… That’s Ado’s line! Aw man! It’s that Rude Girl, it’s all her fault I tell ya! Uhhhhh, I hope you guys enjoy the storrry! Ahh, this is so weird!
1. The heck Stellar? Ya boi Ado jus wanted to say we got a Quick Write about that Rude Gal Magee girl again. Stellar and I didn’t finish her tale so here we are again to add another piece to the story. What kind of crazy adventures await us this time? I dunno, I haven’t wrote it yet! So why don’t ya sit back! Relax! Grab yaself a glass o water! And enjoy!!
Now where were we? Ah right! Her lightly blue skin, dark purple jeans, and upside down hoodie covered up nicely. Well, nice enough for her sake I suppose. Even though her light greenish purplish hoodie was upside down, she made sure the hood was still behind her. Her shoes consisted of a compy race car looking slipper on one foot and the other foot wrapped up in bubbl
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Rude Gal Magee
Author’s Note: Alright so we got ourselves another Quick Write and all I gotta say about this is that this gal is ruuuuuuude AF. HECKING HECK she rude! Like oooo!! Now, I wancha to sit back, prelax, drink sum water, and less RUK N ROL!!
1. Oooooooooooooooooo dag! We got ya homie, Ado! Jus wanted to say that I love you guys for supporting me. Since I make these things weekly, roughly, just wanna remind you guys that I greatly do apperciate the favs and I see each of them! Same for the watches, comments, all dat! So I hope ya enjoy this silly little story o mine. There’s gonna be farts in it, don’t you worry! Now enjoy la story!
There was once a girl who always wore the strangest of things in the wrongest of places at the wrongest of times. Her fame grew in her hometown and even though she was the rudest of the rude, she did so with a smile that you just couldn’t stay mad at. One of her many tales of rude starts out in the middle of town. There tends to be a few h
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The __ Fart Fetish Community
Author’s note: So the title might be confusing but the underline is what you guys think of our community here. As for me, I just wanted to put my two cents in here about the community as a Quick Write. Oh and sorry guys if you aren’t liking the Quick Writes that I’ve had thus far seeing as though most of them aren’t even fetish but let me know if you want the next one to be a fetish one mmkay?? Good! So witOUT FURFUER ADO…. LESS DO DIS SHEIESOFIAK!!!
1. Yoooooooo!! You already no it’s ya boi! If ya no no who it be it’s Ado in the mix! Jus wanted to say that I’m thankful for all the support I get with the stuff that I write and even the notes some of ya write to me. I seriously do mean it and I most certainly appreciate all of your patience towards my slowness. I think I’m about the halfway mark to another one of my usual juicy fart filled stories though so stay tuned! Anyway, enjoy!
2. Before you go! Maaaybe this story has a bit of
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Writing, My Love and My Sorrow
Author’s note: Okay bois and gois, what we have here is a story about how I feel about writing and the process of writing and the thought process about writing and what I do during writing, and a whole lot more of that junk! You’re probably wondering where the farts is in this huh? Well not everything has farts in it you know, at least, I haven’t written a story about that yet.. Anyway! So yeah, gonna be about me and writing. WIT OUT FURFER ADO…… LES DO DIS SSHEESH!!
1. But ya know ya boi Ado gonna be here and I think since this’ll be a story about my writing, I’ll be involved in this. Ado I mean, sooo yea! Some back story about me I guess? Now less do dis!
Hello guys and gals of all ages, it’s ya boi Stellar again but I feel my boi, Ado can have a better say about this. So lemme get him or whatever… Alright so you wanna know about Ado’s writing huh? Well first let me tell you how I came up with Ado being part of Stellar in th
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How's Stellar Doin'?
Author’s note: Hey guys, just another Quick Write but rather a story, it’s an update about my future plans for this account and other junk. So if you’re here for a story, you may skip this if ya want. There won’t be any farts in this but if ya imagination is strong enough, maybe you can imagine a fart while I’m talking about my needs and whatever. Kidding about the needs thing but maybe you’ll like it, that’d be coo! Without further ADO.. LES DO DIS DSIHEO!!!
1. Awww L yeeaaa bois, it’s ya boi, Ado in the mix! N I jus wanna say.. Uhhh.. Hi I guess? There really isnt much for me to say soo.. Less get on to de story!
Hello everyone, this is Stellar here or Ado, whatever ya wanna call me. I’d probably call me Ado lately since I’ve been slacking on the requests and I do apologize for that. I can see why people don’t wanna commission me or anything but pity parties out of the way, my plan for this account is to continue writi
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Should I fart..? (2)
Author’s note: Alright bois and gois, so woo ray! We got ourselves another Quick Write and this is a recurring one actually. Maybe you guys n gals don’t remember this piece but this was actually a male farting story with our leading hero, Joseph, and his teacher, Mrs. Step doing usually classroom junk. She approches him to collect his homework when the unspeakable happens! So.. Let’s continue where we left off shall we??? WITOUT FURRF ADU….. LESS DO DIS SHEEOUCH!
1. Yo yo yoooooooooo!!! It’s ya boi, Ado in the mix! I’m just here to thank each and everyone that’s been extremely patient with me when it comes to their request. I really am sorry for the ado but writing has been harder to do since I keep slackin and pushin it aside. Well! I really am trying to change that, I have goals for my writing you know? And I’d like to reach them!
2. So honestly, thanks again guys for continuing to like whatever stories I’ve had in the past. It
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What's the Difference?
Author’s Note: So this story is kind of a food for thought kind of story. Not really a fart story I suppose but more of a discovery. That being the difference between a male and a female fart kinda. So I’ll be talking about male farts in this SO IF YOU DON’T LIKE MALE FARTS OF ANY KIND, READ ANYWAY, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT! Anyway, without further ado… LES DO DIS SHOUCH!
1. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Feels like it’s been awhile. For those who don’t know, it’s ya boi, Ado. Jus wanted to say that I’ve been pretty busy with college lately so I haven’t had the time to really work on the requests that I’ve had for proly over a year now… I really am sorry guys, I’m terrible at managing my time, I hope to change that in the future but here’s this story I guess. Hope ya enjoy it!
2. But before you enjoy, I should explain that the point of this is that it’s being told in my point of view, not any sort of character. Me, Stellar
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Should I fart..?
Author’s Note: Yooooo guys and gals! So we actually have ourselves a MALE FARTING STORY. That’s right, a male, a not female, not girl, male. Hold on a sec, I wanna tell you guys somethin about male fartin stuffs… Hm, actually, I’ll tell you in the description. ANYWAY, the idea is a dude in class deciding to fart or not. Will he? Course he will! But but happens between, before, and after may be some thought food for ya. With that bein said, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO…… LESS DU DIS SHEEOIOUT!!
1. Yo yo yooooo! It’s ya boi, Ado! I jus wanted to say that I’m about 11 pages into that main story. That one will be a female fart story so no need to worry about that. I really do apologize for writing so slowly, my desire to write has been low thanks to school and this video game I’ve been playing a lot but fear not! I think I’m slowly getting my mojo back! So anyway, hope you enjoy the story.
“Okay class… so I hope you all have yo
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Author’s Note: I’m gonna warn you now and say that this ain’t no fetish material, unless you get off to people tellin’ ya about their life then feel free to check it! But yeah, don’t you worry bois and gois, it ain’t anythin’ bad, jus’ wanna feel ya in I guess? So yeah, hopefully this’ll catch ya up to speed on my life and whatever stuff I plan on writing; I’ve no clue even as I write this. So I hope you can sit back, stand back, or whatever you’re doin’ as ya read this, 2.5lax, grab some water, and enjoy la story!

1. BUT as you know ya got ya boi up up up up in da mix! It’s Ado if ya don’t remember and I just wanted to say that I’m super thankful for all you guys still continuously watching and faving my stuff. Old or new, I’m glad ya guys and gals like em anyways! But anyway, I’ll letcha check out what my boi’s got for ya so I hope you’ll enjoy! You may now, read la story.

2. Aw shoot! I forgot to mention! This is a Quick Write! This is indeed a Quick Write, alright, you may continue de story!

Hello guys and gals, so I just wanted to let you all know that seriously, I’m thankful for even being in this community and sharing my works with you all. I feel as though I’m slowly making the world a better place with each story I post. Crazy thing is that I’m grateful to have this fetish in the first place; if I didn’t, I certainly wouldn’t be writing nearly as much as I do now. I feel bad for the people that treat their fetish as a curse though; I’ve actually talked with someone like that and… I guess it’s pretty bad for them. Now that I think about it, I know multiple people that treat it as a curse. Thing about them though is I personally don’t search fart stuff to keep myself entertained, I have plenty of other stuff that keeps me busy. That being my writing, gaming, and work. I mean of course I look relieve myself to fart stuff, it’s my fetish!

Yeah but something I wanted to talk about is my writing. I’m sure you guys know this well but I’m slower than the other writers. Or maybe I’m not but take longer to post it cause I write much longer stories but the point is, my longer stories take much more time than my Quick Writes. Heck, it was thanks to that, that I came up with Quick Writes in the first place; I didn’t wanna leave you guys and gals hanging for months without saying anything besides the status of my stories. Oh, you may or may not be interested on why I even write such long stories in the first place? Well, it’s a bit hard to explain but picture this. When I have my materials gathered, that being my notes, thoughts, and more notes, I expand on that even more.

I don’t know about you other fellow writers or even artists but when I picture a character or something going from point A to B, which could be the beginning to the end of a story, a scene to another scene, or just a complete sentence, start to finish, I like to think of every possible scenario that could happen. Now if I wrote all that then my longer stories would be as lengthy as the freakin’ Bible and I’m not even kidding. So of course I filter out the stuff that’s not of particular interest but even still, there’s a lot of information that needs to be included in a story so all that thought certainly takes time. I have a goal when I write, I want my stories to be so simple and easy to read that you can mentally picture exactly what’s going on and be immersed into my world.

Now I understand that with fetish stories, people just want a quick beat and will be gone but I truly believe that there’s people out there that wanna be fully immersed in a good story and could really enjoy themselves. Why do you think sooo many people play video games, or watch T.V? Because a lot of them like to escape their own reality and immerse themselves in a new and fun environment. Reading is exactly the same thing; I love exploring into new worlds and being in the story rather then just simply being explained what’s going on. No offense to anyone in particular out there but there is quite a bit of stories where it’s only tell and not show and tell.

What I mean by that is people won’t really put in much effort to introduce their new world and immerse people into it. Half the time I read stories like that, I imagine myself reading a big boring textbook in detention. No fetish story is supposed to be like reading a big boring textbook! I was once told that there’s no such thing as too much detail and I still do believe in that! Detail to me is everything, that’s why you see just that sorta thing in my stories. There’s a lot happening before an action, performing the action, the action reaching its conclusion, and the after effects of it. So really, those writing teachers know what they’re talking about when it comes to the 5 pillars of action or whatever they called it then. Introducing, rising action, climax, falling action, and conclusion.

Another reason why my writing takes a while is cause it’s hard for me to stay focused on writing a story for so long without stopping to think of more stuff to write about, switching off to either fap or watch some random YouTube video, or game. So yeah, normal (if you call it that) man stuff. I used to be quite ashamed of that but really, if I wanted to change that, I could’ve just not wrote long stories and write shorter stories or even just write Quick Write lengthed stories. I didn’t cause one: people didn’t and still don’t mind waiting a while for these stories, two, I enjoy the absolute CRAP out of them, like actually going through such a long journey of writing and going over everything to see how my writing was such a long time ago, and three, just like me, I think there’s quite a bit of people out there that like the longer stories.

So yeah, for the people that are watching, you’d best unwatch now if you don’t like long stories, ‘cause I don’t plan on stopping them! Though my shorter Quick Writes will be there… Okay, go ahead and rewatch me again! Nah but all jokes aside, since I’m on the topic of big stories, I’m actually finished with one of them now! All I gotta do is edit the beaut and I’ll be posting it all for you to enjoy or not. Uh.. I think that’s all I wanted to say… actually hold on. I’m sorry if I sound like a broken record but I’m really astound that everyone that requested and commissioned me hasn’t withdrawn it yet. So really, I’m very thankful for your guys’ enormous amount of patience towards me and am even more honored that some of you like what I come up with. I truly do mean it, thank you, from the bottom, and all the way to the top, of my heart.


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Update on Stuffs
For those that like ta read the description before the story, this is just an update on my life, kinda, and how I feel about my writing and writing for the community and all that other good good. SO THERE AIN'T NO FETISH NOTHIN, unless you like people talking about their live and that gets you off, then feel free to do as you please! 
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Author’s note: Yo yo yoooooooo bois and gois! We got ourselves yet another Quick Write and as you can see, it’s not on Sundays anymore. So if you missed the previous status or I didn’t post one in the first place, basically since my job is weird and I work on the weekends and not the weekdays, I’m moving it onto a weekday. That’s pretty much it, so I hope.. HOLD ON! I should mention that this Quick Write is gonna be a MALE FART STORY, OH NO, YUCKY, IT’S A MALE AND NOT FEMALE AHH! Anyway, just a continuation of the famous (not really), “Should I Fart…?” story and as you can see, ya boi Joseph has his mind set. Find out what happens next, after ya drink some o’ dat good water, 20lax, and enjoy la story!

1. Ayyyyyyyy yoooooo broooo! It’s ya boi up in ‘ere, Ado! Just wanted to give a massive thank you to the people that are still watching, favin, and even reading my stories still. I’m a bit slower than the other author’s, I’ll admit. but I try my absolute best to make the wait worth it. Who knows? Maybe It’ll actually take you guys that long to read my latest long story? That’d be awesome! But anyway, thanks again peoples, I hope ya have a great day/night, whatever’s between and I hoper you enjoy the story… huh?



Joseph had consumed the ultimate catastrophic breakfast that would give his entire intestine the workout of a lifetime. He had already tested his previous dinner’s ability at the school bus stop. As his first victim approaches, he could only smile in delight as he’s curious on what she would do. He made sure to stand away from his lingering plume of agony so she couldn’t blame him.

“I hope she doesn’t figure how who did it.” Joseph said to himself as he faced away but not enough to completely block his view of her. He stood at an angle so his peripherals could at least see what’ll go down. His heart started to beat as she approached, what if he was caught then and there? This could ruin his reputation at school! The deed’s already been done, there’s no turning back now. In no time at all, she made it to the deadly zone. Joseph couldn’t help but turn his head a bit more to see how she would react. Just like how he thought, she instantly stopped where she was and sniffed audibly, in curiosity if what she thinks about this new found odor is true.

“Pee-yew!” She said loudly quickly moving away from that area. She looked around spotting Joseph but he was too smooth and already had his phone out to look as if he were busy. He turned around, looking up at her, to see what the “problem” was.

“What’s the matter?” He said sounding concerned.

“Something freaking died over there. Whatever you do, make sure to stay away from that!” She said still fanning her nose in frustration.
Joseph just simply nodded feeling some satisfaction and a bit of disappointment since she didn’t like it. He still has hopes of finding a girl that likes farts just as much as he does but he’ll have to wait for that. Still, he was happy to get away with a fart of such strength but now that she’s here, that most likely won’t happen again and that plume can only last for so long.

As Joseph waited for the bus, more and more people showed up till there was a decent amount of people. The only people that knew about the stench was Joseph and that phone girl; only Joseph knew the truth. It made him wonder if she’ll think about it ever again, he had to be sure. As he waited, he felt another massive amount of gas rush towards his exit but no! That moment wasn’t the time to do it or he’ll get caught! So once the bus arrived, he thought if he should do it there as he entered or left. He knows that there’s a couple of other people there but the source of it would give him away.

It didn’t take him long to figure out when to do it and it was gonna be when everyone is on the bus. Once the bus arrived, Joseph got on and sat right in the middle by himself. And so, Joseph continued to shut forth his gates of purgatory until the time was right. The bus driver continued driving around her route, picking up all the students at the stops. Once that was finished, they had a long way back to school. A close friend of his sat next to him who he chatted with pretty regularly. He knew about Joseph and his gas but didn’t know about his fetish. He told him about the plan and the friend was more than delighted to see this go through.

With the bus full of commotion and everyone busy in their own world, it was time. Joseph nodded to his friend, his friend nodded back. Joseph then leaned forward a bit and at that moment was the perfect time for this gas to come back from his intestine to his butt hole.

PRRRRRRBRRRRRBRRRBRRRPRRBRPRRRRBPRRRRRPRRRRBRRPBRRRPRBRRBR…

He was in pure ecstasy as this gas came thundering out. Even his friend was surprised for he felt the seat vibrate the entire time. Joseph could feel his cheeks vibrate, the warmth blanket his rear, and the stink slowly rise from the confines of his butt to the outside world ready to wreak the gnarliest havoc mankind has ever seen! Joseph felt very embarrassed while ripping this massive fart so he dare not look at his friend who he could feel his eyes beaming at him with amazement, possibly even arousal; it’s kind of hard to tell. The fart itself was incredibly bubbly and deep pitched so the only people that could hear it was Joseph and Joseph’s friend. While Joseph continued to pump out the juiciest bits of distress for everyone, he tried his best not to enjoy it while he was on the spotlight; last thing he needed is his friend to leave him cause of this.

…RRRRPRRRPRRPRPRBRRRBPrrrrrbprrrbrprrbrrrrpbrrpbrrrpbrprbprbrpbrpbrpbrprbbprbprb!!!

And just like that this incredibly powerful and massive fart ended after a whopping 11 seconds of bliss. Before his paradise subsided, he and his friend were blessed with an incredibly rotten eggy aroma that would make a group of kids cry to their mommys. Joseph’s heart dropped a couple feet when he could hear coughing right beside him, was he trying to blow his cover!? Joseph still couldn’t bear look at his friend, not when he’s so deep into pumping out the goods for the innocent at nose. He continued to focus on the flapping his cheeks seemed to do; it was like being in a jacuzzi with the jets pressed up against his butt crack. He’d do this again if he could, as long as he wouldn’t get caught. He wouldn’t let that nightmare of his turn into a reality!

“EWWWWWWWWWW, SOMEBODY FARTED!!!!” A girl right behind him screamed. Joseph paid close attention to how she sounded; she noticed how she sounded desperate, like she didn’t wanna be there, at all. This of course, was while he was still bubbling the seat beneath him so the conversations still filled the entire bus. Everyone went silent when she said that but luckily, his fart was too miniscule and soft to be heard.

“Aw sick bro! Who’s butt hole died?” A jock said sounding serious to find out who it was. It never made sense to Joseph on why people wanted to know who did it. What would they do if they figured it out? Would they praise him? Punish him? Maybe even tell everyone how he stunk up the entire bus in an eggy inferno. Whatever the case may be, he remained as quiet as a mouse and was a smooth as a newborn baby’s bottom. He did look at his friend and saw his fist extended to which Joseph smiled and bumped it back. Even though his nose was constantly getting smited with the demon of eggs, he couldn’t of been prouder of Joseph; there was a lot of people on that bus he didn’t like and now, they get to suffer their just deserts.

“Ew ew ew ew. Sick!” Another more cuter girl said fanning her face as fast as she could but only succeeded in spreading the stink to the next seat over. Before Joseph and friend knew, the whole bus was talking about it, even those two so they didn’t seem like it came from their location. No one in that bus was safe, the people in front smelled it just as bad as the people in the back. Even the bus driver had to put up with the hell that bestowed her.

“Dang…” Was all she could say while trying her best to open the window. Unfortunately for her and everyone on the bus, there was a small problem with the windows that prevented them from being open so everyone had to suffer the torment, everyone! Joseph and his friend couldn’t have been more happy to see that his fart is talk of the town; he knows no one will forget the stench that tortured them. Joseph will love thinking what other mischief he could case with his smelly farts alone.

“This is the start to an amazing day.” Joseph said to his friend quietly.

“Yeah bro!” He said giving him another fist bump.
I Shall Fart!
Whaaaa? Stellar uploading stories again?? And not word long stories? Nah but I'm happy to post something for you guys and gals, hope ya enjoy it too!
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Would you guys be okay if I moved my Quick Writes to Tuesday? Since I have work on Sunday, it's hard for me to settle down long enough to write one since my job is pretty demanding of my energy. 
I'm still alive, sorry guys and gals for not sayin' much in a while, I'm pretty bad at making time for myself to do stuff so that's why the Quick Writes have stopped. However, I really don't wanna stop 'em so I'll try and do one on my usual day. 

It's cause I work on the weekends and I'll tell ya, I get super exhausted after working those days since those are the busiest days. Still, I'm tired of making that an excuse to not write for you guys. Oh and speaking of writing, I'm nearly finish with the story I've been working on. Knowing me, I can't say when it'll be finished since I gotta lota work to edit once I finish the thing. Still, I think you guys'll like it, been a while since I posted my longer stories. I appreciate everyone still waiting on your requests and commissions, I'm still also trying to improve on my speed when it comes to writing. Thanks again everyone, loves ya!
Author’s note: Yoooooo everyone! Been a while since I last wrote one of these things, hope I haven’t forgot how to write one. Funny that I mention that actually, I wanted to try something new, if you guys don’t like these types of stories, I understand, lemme know though, I think it’ll be something coo to explore. It’ll really get the brain muscles a pumpin! Now, I wantcha to sit back, 2lax, get some water, drink it, and enjoy la story!

1. Yo yo yooooooooooo!!! It’s ya boooi, Ado! Just wanted to say that this still does have meaning kinda ish? It’ll be in the description of you’re confused by it. Like I said, if you don’t like it, lemme know, I can still write stories, trust me! Anyway, I hope you enjoy I suppose?



She farted.
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Okay so the point of this story is for you guys to really really think hard on what this sentence here means. Here's an example, when I read this, I think,

"Hmm, she farted eh? Well how strong we talkin'? Maybe she's embarrassed by it? Maybe she's proud? Maybe she's beautiful, maybe she's not. Perhaps it's a beautiful girl that's proud of her fart and the fart itself is strong, strong enough for her to admit that she's proud of it, and she can't wait for another, at least, similar fart to emerge. Now if it's stronger? Hoho boy! She might just explode with happiness!" 

Does that make sense? Do you get it? This could go negatively as well? Maybe you recent the fact that she farted and you're disgusted by it. Like so!

"Ugh nasty, this girl just farted! Doesn't she know that that sort of behavior is inexcusable? She'll never get any sort of respect or adoration from me! Shame too since she was beautiful in my eyes, not anymore. Goodbye you grotesque cretin!" 

Ya get it? Good!
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If you haven't seen yet, I'm currently working on my very first commission!! Yaaay me!! ANYWAY! This is more towards the guys and gals that have requested a story from me. When I gets commissions! I'm gonna have to put ALL REQUESTS ON HOLD! Ya understand? Good! That's all I have to say... So uh... Havin a good day?

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PARTYROCKER17 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2018
Hey man! How have ya been bud?! Haven’t talked in a while 
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2018
Aw heey! I've been good. Been pretty busy lately with writing, how bout you??
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PARTYROCKER17 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2018
Just drawing, learning new poses and face practice, as well as working on my internship and gaming with ma boys.  
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2018
ooo nice! Keep up the great work then mah do!
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belphe89 Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hiya. I just withdrew the submission and I don't know what that did, I'm thinking when I withdrew it the comments went down with it.
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner May 21, 2018
It did, cause I couldn't reply to whatever you said last. 
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belphe89 Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, crap. Sorry about that, I didn’t think that would happen. I thought there was no point to having the submission to await approval anymore so I did that.

What I said was that you can check out my story for those errors if you want. And that the tournaments in brave and stinker when enemies show up their teleportation had an effect very similar to blue energy, as it plays the same effect that it does.
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner May 21, 2018
ah alright then, have you edited the story yet? 
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chemicalvacuum Featured By Owner May 7, 2018
Is it true that you can write 16K words in one day? O_O man you have superpowers XD
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stellarcircle5 Featured By Owner May 7, 2018
I have at one point yeah. I gotta REALLY be in my prime to do it though.
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