Author’s note: Yo boys and gois, so we got ourselves another Quick Write and this one is the continuation of, ‘Should I Fart?’. So we all know the homie Joseph shall fart and will fart but how so? Find out now (on the next…) with dis story here! Oh and as for my longer piece, It’s taking me a while. I think I’ll be picking up the pace and motivation soon though, I’m starting to really like the topic I’m writing about. Anyway, I want you all to sit back prelax, then 3lax, grab some water, drink it, and enjoy the story!
1. YOOOOOOOOOOO homies and homettes(???) this yo boi, Ado up in dis beach and I just wanted to say, this’ll be a MALE FARTING STORY, MALE IN THE STORY. MALE, MAN, EW NOT GIRL MAN FARTING EW ONLY WOMEN FART. Got it? Good, I hope you’re all having a wonderful day ‘cause I certainly am. Thanks for everyone hitting me up with those watches and favs still, it really means the world to me. With all that said, I hope you’ll enjoy this story.
Joseph and his friend continued smiling together while everyone on the bus continued to talk about the massive stink bomb he just released. The worst part about it was that he still had another cannon loaded, ready to ransack the bus yet again. Everyone looked at one another trying to figure out who did it whilst some people tried prying open the stuck windows as if they were trying to jump out of there. Suddenly, a buzzer rang getting everyone’s attention; someone had opened the emergency exit on one of the windows and pushed it open to finally get some needed fresh air inside.
“Good thinking girl!” One of the jocks said ecstatic.
“Hey bro, I have another one.” Joseph said quietly to his friend. He just looked back and said,
“Do it.” With a smile. Joseph was really surprised how cool his friend was with his constant flatulence, for all he knew, he just might have the fetish as well. Joseph waited this to be another cheek rattler but the coast had to be clear first. There wasn’t enough chatter in the bus.
However right as he leaned forward again, another buzzer rang and another emergency window opened up. With the combined sound of two buzzers as well as the commotion about their victory over the deadly fart, Joseph was about to crush their hopes of conquering their smelly foe. This time however, since he had the window seat, he leaned to the right pointing his firepower towards a small passage that lead to the person behind them. He was ready, with one mighty push, he began his deadly deed.
A pure miasma of bubbles exited his rear with the force of boiling oatmeal popping partly against the seat he sat upon and into the open space that was the passage. Thankfully, the sound was a nice deep pitched bubbling for if it were a higher pitch then the people behind them would of certainly heard it. Those two were too busy getting the horrid smell of eggs turned demonic out of their senses and talking to the others about it. As for Joseph, he was having the time of his life. Everyone cared about his fart, at least enough to talk about it in a some way. His sphincter was really up to the test while his butt cheeks craved the wonderful vibrations his gas and sphincter were able to perform.
His friend couldn’t help but watch him go to town. He noticed the look on Joseph’s face was a strain because he was pushing a mighty gale out. He could once again, feel the vibrations of his latest burst and looked towards his rear to see if that part of the seat was shaking. It probably was but the naked eye wasn’t powerful enough to detect something that minuscule. However, that gaze wasn’t upon him long for he didn’t want it to be obvious that Joseph was cutting a fat wad of cheese. So he decided to face forward and mind his own business, he had his shirt over his nose but once he saw people not doing that anymore, he unsheathed his nose. Joseph’s smelly gas didn’t bother him, he’s hung around Joseph a lot in the past.
About 5 seconds of pure bubbly torment has passed and the people behind the two are already at it again.
“OH MY GOD AGAIN?!” A rambunctious girl right behind them said.
“Pee yew!” A cute girl said right beside her replied fanning the air. The fart already spread around and everyone got riled up again as if they were about to riot. The sounds of the emergency exit buzzers, people complaining, and the occasional screeches the tires on the bus did whenever the bus driver turns. Joseph still continued to let off his payload while everyone decided to go detective and get to the bottom of this. Once Joseph’s fart subsided after 8 whole seconds of hell, he sat back normally sighing silently to himself. Both of them were swamped in the midst of his gas but both smiled at each other fisting bumping when no one was looking.
Girls, boys, and even the bus driver was talking about how bad things smelled around there. The people holding the emergency windows had to stop for a while for their arms grew tired. However that resulted in more complaints, bickering, and yelling. Joseph and friend couldn’t have been happier. That’s when the bus driver turned around to face everyone, thankfully at a red light, and said.
“Whoever’s doing that, stop it please. And you really should see a doctor, pee yew!” She said getting back to her position and refocusing on the road. Even her small window was stuck and she couldn’t open it. With two deadly plumps unleashed upon the bus, the smell wasn’t dying down any time soon, even with the emergency exits opened. “Oh and stop opening the emergency exits, it’s really distracting.” She said turning back to face everyone. This set the fear into everyone and they argued that they’ll die without fresh air. She just ignored them and continued to do her job, to get them to school where she wouldn’t have to suffer from this any longer.
It didn’t take long for the bus to finally show up at school and once they pulled up, everyone got up. However, they had to wait till the next row of people left before they can get off. Everyone hurriedly got off, not even bothering to mention the smell was worse the closer to the middle they got. Well, the ones that were behind Joseph. Joseph and friend walked towards the school but not before having a chat whilst walking there.
“Dang bro, that was crazy!” He said only loud enough for them to hear.
“I know man! I hope you were okay though, I thought you would of died.” Joseph said trying not to sound as though he did it since there was people still around him on that same bus.
“Yeah, that person really oughta get checked out right?” His friend said.
“Tell me about it!” A girl yelled still covering her nose.
As they entered the building, it was time for everyone to part ways.
“See ya man.” Joseph said to his friend hitting him with a cool handshake.
“Yeah man, take care.” And there he went.
Joseph was going to have soo much fun today seeing what sort of mishaps he could do today.