Based on a True Story
Well it's a long story so I'm gonna make it longer to add epicness, so here ya go.
Alright, basically, on May 39, all the elephants in the world turned into boulders. Now these were no ordinary boulders, oh no... they were double-stuffed boulders. The worst kind of boulder. Now these boulders, they had a plan, see? A plan to destroy the existence of burritos across America. Thus, starving the little children everywhere. But the Russians and the Philliblaxicans joined forces and defeated the Constipation Nation, therefore causing all the Boulderphants to spontaneously combust...