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:iconstanthespider:StantheSpider posted a status
Personas as Teachers:
Cherry: Art teacher
Skeeze: Cooking Teacher
Snarzer: Math Teacher
Valerie: Chemistry teacher
Boatman: Marine Biology teacher
Screwup: English teacher
Nyan: Gym Teacher

Snarzer
MegaboatmaN
ScrewUp24
Nyanbonecrush
HeartcraftMC
HumbleCherry

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:iconsnarzer:
Snarzer Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2017
I should be a meth teacher.
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:iconsnarzer:
Snarzer Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2017
i hate math....lol
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:iconmegaboatman:
MegaboatmaN Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I would be the laughing stock of the faculty, but i agree.
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze would be the teacher to threaten them
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:iconhumblecherry:
HumbleCherry Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
lmao that's perfect
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze would be cursing and baking some bomb ass shit and an oven is thrown through cherrys finally repaired wall lol
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:iconhumblecherry:
HumbleCherry Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
lol
The decorative wall she spent hours and money on to get it fixed and pretty,
all worth nothing to the people around her 
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze: "IF THESE FUCKING STUDENTS COULD MAKE PANKCAKES WITHOUT BURNING THEM THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN!-"
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:iconhumblecherry:
HumbleCherry Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Cherry: *inhales* "I think it'll be better for me to have my class moved to like,
the very end of the fucking hallway so that i wouldn't have to fucking deal with the hullabaloo-"
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze: *builds a new wall*
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:iconscrewup24:
ScrewUp24 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Student General Artist
Seems legit!
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze: "THATS IT MOTHER FUCKERS! NEXT COCK SNIVELING CUM RAG THAT BURNS THE FOOD ON PURPOSE AGAIN IS GOING TO BE SCOLDED WITH BOILING WATER!-" *The English class is right across from the cooking class*
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:iconscrewup24:
ScrewUp24 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Student General Artist
ScrewUp: *surprisingly calm* And that, dear students, is the type of language we SHOULDN'T use.
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze: "THATS IT!-" *an oven is thrown out and smashes down the freshly repaired door*
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:iconscrewup24:
ScrewUp24 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Student General Artist
ScrewUp: *makes a checkmark on a clipboard* Okay, door number 15.
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze: *aggressive screeching*
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:iconscrewup24:
ScrewUp24 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Student General Artist
ScrewUp: *shakes head* I don't even know where to start anymore.
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze: "Heh"
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:iconcanvasbirdie:
Canvasbirdie Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017
Hey what about a Sex Ed teacher? XD
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You want to be one? XD
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:iconcanvasbirdie:
Canvasbirdie Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017
Yes, even though I could be an astronomy or biology teacher.

WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHERE BABIEHS COME FROM?!? RAISE YOUR HAND! XDDD
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD and your persona is actually an alien and she's like "Because I want to know! I'm not even human-"
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:iconcanvasbirdie:
Canvasbirdie Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017
Seems fitting. : D

Hey humans! May I dissect you? I wanna know how you guys work!
Can I also get a sperm sample?! And an egg!? I promise I won't do anything suspicious with it!

Huehue.
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze: "Hey if you dissect them can I have some of the blood?-"
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:iconcanvasbirdie:
Canvasbirdie Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017
Pulse: Sure, but I shouldn't take too much from them, they need it too live.
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:iconstanthespider:
StantheSpider Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Skeeze: *he prepares to go back to teaching*
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