Who's the Doctor?

(Based on the Abott and Costello's sketch "Who's on First")

-Hi John!

-Hi Louis! I didn't expect to see you at this sci-fi convention!

-I changed my mind at the last minute. The problem is I don't know much about science-fiction and don't even know who is the guest actor.

-It's David Tennant. He played The Doctor on a popular England based show.

-Oh... And what's the name of the character he played?

-Who.

-The name of the doctor?

-Who.

-The character of the show?

-Who.

-The character played by the guest actor?

-Who.

-It's not the time to imitate Owlicious, John.

-Who is his name!

-That's what I'm asking you, who is his name?

-That's what I said.

-You said who?

-I sure did

-So tell me the name?

-Who.

-The name of the doctor?

-Who.

-The character of the show?

-Who.

-The character played by the guest actor?

-Who.

-You doing Owlicious again John!

-I'm not, Louis. I'm telling you who is the character!

-Wait, John. Let's start over. Is there a guest actor at this convention?

-Yes.

-Is that actor is playing a sci-fi character?

-Yes.

-You know the name of that character?

-Yes.

-Then tell me the name of the character of the guest actor.

-Who.

-The name of the character?

-Who.

-The character of the guest actor?

-Who.

-The character on that sci-fi show?

-Who.

-That's what I want to know!

-I'm telling you!

-Who is the character?

-Yes!

-Who is?

-Yes!

-Oh, so the name of the character is Yes?

-No, Louis. Madame Yes is a cartoon character in the Flintstone.

-Then who is the character?

-Yes!

-Who is?

-Yes!

-This is I just said, Yes is the character.

-No, Yes is not the character, Who is!

-What are you asking me for?

-I'm not!

-Wait, John. Let's try this again. Do you have the convention's guidebook?

-Yes.

-Do you see the guest actor's television biography?

-Yes.

-Then you can see the doctor?

-No, I don't see The Doctor. The Doctor is on another sci-fi show entirely!

-On the program, John. Look. See the doctor?

-No I don't.

-Get rid of those Geordie LaForge glasses and look!

-There. There's the doctor.

-No that's not The Doctor. The Doctor is a holographic character on Star Trek Voyager. Who is the character!

-You tell me?

-Who.

-The name of the doctor?

-Who.

-The character of the show?

-Who.

-The character played by the guest actor?

-Who.

-The doctor?

-No, The Doctor's actor is not here. Right now we gonna see the actor's for Who!

-That's what I want to know! !!!!!

-And I'm telling you!

-Ah, forget it and pass me the guidebook!