I was looking for new Mass Effect related stuff in DA and found this funny fic. Okay, to be honest, I was looking for Jack-related stuff because reasons.
Normandy Girl's Night OutAfter so many missions in preparing for the big assault on the Collectors, the crew of the Normandy felt it was time for a well deserved break. Stopping off on Illium, the ladies decided to have a little girls night out. They came to a famed Asari club, looking for what could be the best night of their lives!
"God, how much further we gotta go?!" Jack yelled in the shuttle, she wasn't too happy to be socializing tonight, but was interested in the club after hearing about its reputation.
"We should be coming up on it soon, stop being a child!" Miranda replied, she wasn't thrilled with the way Jack was acting and was beginning to get annoyed.
"Better than being a "cheerleader"..." Tali muttered to herself. She was never fond of Miranda, especially because of her ties to Cerberus.
"And this is why I like to stick to the shadows..." said Kasumi. As a thief, she was used to being hidden from everyone and their drama.
"I can see that this "girls night out" was definitely required." Samara sa