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Literature
Princest Is Wincest, It Said.
The city looked very beautiful at this time of night. Bright white moonlight and starlight hit the tops of the taller buildings, and the streets were lit by the softer yellow of lampposts and the lights spilling from business windows.
Canterlot's circular layout had a very subtle effect on its architecture. As Luna's carriage clacked towards the center of the city, the buildings became subtly more compact, the alleyways slightly narrower. The shift in planning made the natural and artificial light warp slightly as they went, and the blurry patterns they made were quite calming.
They passed under a bridge, and it tapered slightly. No ordinary pony would have noticed, but the designers had been quite deliberate about it.
That wasn't what looked off about it.
“Razor Wind, Empty Sky, stop the cart,” Luna ordered.
“Oh great, not again,” Razor muttered.
Luna leapt out of the cart and floated towards the bridge. It was coated in shadows, but there was clearly a large p
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Literature
The Unexpected Sexual Harassment of Twilight
The Unexpected Sexual Harassment of Twilight Sparkle
BY: cleverpun
Twilight Sparkle leapt out of the pegasus-drawn carriage. She looked around at Ponyville and let out a deep sigh.
Spike hopped out of the carriage as well. “Ponyville, huh? Pretty nice town.”
“I guess. My tower is still nicer. And it’s better ventilated.” Twilight turned to the guards, levitating a piece of parchment and quill out of the carriage. “Thank you, sirs. You can leave our things at the library, then return to Canterlot. It’s built into a tree, so it should be easy to spot. The keys should be in my saddlebags, right purse, center section, third zipper down, behind the comb and in front of the chapstick.”
The guards nodded and flew off.
Twilight floated the parchment in front of her face. “First item, catering from Sweet Apple Acres. Guess we better ask for directions.”
“Shouldn’t we settle in, or something?” Spike asked.
“Spike
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Literature
Elements of Excess Ch 1: Magic
Ch. 1
Magic

BY: cleverpun
The six ponies disembarked from the train, still visibly fatigued from their epic battle with the Corrosive Creature of the Caustic Caverns and its army of acidic assistants.
"Whew, sure does feel good ta be back home in Ponyville!"
"No kidding; that crystal forest was really hard on the eyes!" Pinkie's eyes rolled comically.
"Not to mention those feral, mutant bison! I still can't believe how well you handled them Fluttershy!" Rarity beamed at her friend.
"Oh, uhm, thanks."
"Yeah, it was pretty bad, but as usual, everypony's talents and the Elements of Harmony managed to save the day! Great job everypony! Now let's all get some well-deserved rest." Twilight waved goodbye to all of her friends as they all went off to their respective houses. Twilight headed straight home herself, Spike already fast asleep on her back. Her bed was an incredibly tempting proposition after the grand adventure everypony had just been through.
The unicorn made it to the libr
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Literature
Loyalty and Royalty Pt I- I Put a Spell On You ch3
Ch. 3
Poisonous Pictures

BY: cleverpun
Rainbow Dash was having trouble falling asleep. She had tried reading another one of the Daring Do books, drinking water, and so many other tricks she had lost track of them all. That incident with the bookcase earlier in the day had shaken her up more than she wanted to admit.
Applejack and Twilight had come over right after to comfort her, but they just thought she was afraid of being injured. She hadn't been able to tell them the truth; that she was terrified of her athletic ability failing her. A week of ineffective exercise, having two left feet all through main street, and now she wasn't even able to help Twilight move a bookshelf…
She turned her head to stare at her nightstand, where she knew all those rejection letters still sat. She let out a deep sigh, then went back to staring at the ceiling. She had removed the Wonderbolts poster over her bed, it had been too distracting.
"C'mon Dash, you were just tired from the workout. A
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Literature
Loyalty and Royalty Pt I- I Put a Spell On You ch2
Ch. 2
Poisonous Promises

BY: cleverpun
It had been a week since Rainbow Dash had begun her new training regimen, and it simply wasn't doing any good. She had pushed herself to the limit every morning, but no matter what she did she wasn't getting any better; Her wingpower readings were still the same, her endurance hadn't really increased, and her accuracy was acceptable but unchanged.
As Chrysalis watched from under her tree, still disguised as Lyra, she could feel Rainbow's frustration easily. It didn't take an empathy to notice her increasing irritation at her own shortcomings. Rainbow shot past the anemometer yet again, and even Chrysalis felt a gust despite being several yards away. When the multicolored blur ground to a halt, she was visibly strained, countless beads of sweat dripping from her as she attempted to catch her breath. She stumbled back to the device, and stamped the ground angrily when she finally read the number on it. Her exhaustion finally caught up with he
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Literature
Loyalty and Royalty Pt I- I Put a Spell On You ch1
Ch. 1
Poisonous Plans
BY: cleverpun
Rainbow Dash had been staring at the letter for a while now. The return address definitely said "The Wonderbolts" at the top. It had to be a response to her latest application. And I mean, let's face it, she was the greatest flier in Equestria. But every time she told herself that, then went to open the letter, doubt would flare up in her mind, and she would withdraw her hoof and go back to staring at it. She had gone through that cycle at least 5 times now.
"Come on Rainbow, the worst that could happen is rejection right? And, that's not… that bad… in the long run."
She let herself believe her own lie, and finally managed to get her hoof on the envelope.
She opened it slowly, partly because she didn't want to damage the letter inside, and opening an envelope with a hoof isn't easy, and partly because she was still afraid of the news that might be inside it. When the letter was finally out, she immediately noticed that it was a lot shorter
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Literature
Twinkie Pie or: Think Pink! Ch. 1
Twinkie Pie
or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Parties

BY: cleverpun
"Twilight, are you super-duper sure this is a good idea? Like really one-hundred-and-forty-four percent sure?"
"Of course Pinkie; I've been studying this spell for a week now, and it should let me read your mind. I don't want to invade your privacy, I just want to see if it can be done. I'll see what you had for breakfast or something, and then I'll leave."
"Yeah Pinkie, Twilight's got this." Spike chimed in.
"Well, I said I'd help, just be careful in there Twilight. You never know what sort of things could be in my brain! Hey, that chair looks kind of like a muffin from this angle…"
"Alright Pinkie, deep breaths, quiet your mind, then I'll cast the spell."
Twilight knew Pinkie trying to calm her mind wasn't very likely to be successful, but she was the only one who had agreed to help Twilight with her practice. She double-checked the spellbook, and then prepared to cast the spell on Pinkie.
"Ok P
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RomWatt Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello there, remember me ?
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I'm guessing you're that bp.tf user, come to spam my page more.
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Indeed, Freddy Emoticon Icon GIF - Five Nights at Freddy's :iconsaysplz:IT'S ME !
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Drflash55 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
I noticed you are everpun from FiMFiction!

Nice Fanfic's you have!
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SSLipori Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks :D
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No prob.
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Thanks for the :+fav: :)
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SSLipori Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You betcha. :D
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Zoe-the-Pink-Ranger Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2010
Thanks for faving 'Prisoner of the Mud Master' :D
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SSLipori Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for writing a good story.
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