Here's a spoopy chain letter!
Ahem, there was once a man named two, who dreamed of eating his shoe. He woke up with a fright in the middle of the night to find his dream had come true.
Send this to over 9000

people or else Gary the snail will come and eat all of your shoes! >:3
*If you can't tell this is a parody of a stupid chain mail XD*