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Too bad that didn't kill me
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  • Oct 8, 1977
  • United States
  • Deviant for 9 years
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My Bio
Hello amateurs. My name is Squidward Quincy Tentacles. Normally I wouldn't bother with stupid things such as art sites, but once I saw a few pieces, I changed my mind, This site NEEDS better art, and I'm here to provide it. Soon you'll be seeing my art wherever you go. :D

Anyways, you probably want a little bio of me, right? Well I live in a little Easter Island Head on 122 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom.

Oh yeah. And I work at the Krusty Krab where I get little to no pay from my cheapskate boss, :iconchokingkrabsplz:. The only reason I don't quit is because it's the only thing keeping my house up.

:iconspongebobsquareplz: -Yeah, apparently we're a couple according to him. Not that I don't mind. :aww:

:iconpatrickstarrplz: My other annoying next door neighbor.

:iconsandycheeksplz: Some rat that Spongebob plays karate with.

:iconsheldonplanktonplz: An annoying single cell that refuses to leave me alone...

:iconsquilliamplz: My old high school rival, and as he calls it, his "personal bitch". >.>

Current Residence: 122 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Favourite genre of music: Classical
Favourite style of art: Traditional on canvas
Shell of choice: ??
Skin of choice: ??
Favourite cartoon character: I don't watch cartoons.
Personal Quote: If I had one dollar for every brain you DON'T have, I'd have one dollar.

Favourite Visual Artist
Again, ME.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Myself, of course. (Perhaps Squilliam)
Tools of the Trade
My paintbrush
Other Interests
Playing clarinet, writing, interpretive dance, living alone, and painting.

Why

Why

...I can't face him now. I can't even look at him... I've wanted to say it for so long, and when I finally did...I just can't face him... It's me and my fucking pride that's stopping me. Don't ask what I'm talking about, nobody will care anyway.

Just great

Just great

Well today started off wonderfully. Woke up with a scratchy throat and itchy eyes yesterday, and thought it was just allergies. (Or as Spongebob put it, 'Summer Fever') Then today, I woke up as sick as a snail and could barely get out of bed without falling over backwards from fatigue. Now I have a runny nose, sore throat, weak knees, and a fever of 104.5. Not sure why I'm telling you all about this, though. Not like anyone would care except for Spongebob.

Wow.

Wow.

I haven't gone on this stupid site in so long.. :o

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Spongebob-KillerHobbyist Digital Artist
happy birth
MarcytheYokaiVampireHobbyist General Artist
Wanna go jelly fishing?
btw check out my journals.
Remember, no one wants to be a squidward when reading my stuff lol
Spongebob-KillerHobbyist Digital Artist
happy day of birth
"Yeah, apparently we're a couple according to him. Not that I don't mind."
omfg really
Spongebob-KillerHobbyist Digital Artist
luv ya squidward
Torchu325Hobbyist Filmographer
Hey, Squidward. I'm an animator who uses full animation in Flash. Sorry for bragging, but I'm just saying.
ShyGigyasStudent General Artist
Happy birthday Squidward! Your birthday if right after mine! ^^