Me: "I'm hungry.." :/
Grandma: "Go eat something then."
Me: Goes to fridge. Condiments. Goes to freezer. Frozen raw meat that I can't cook. Goes to the cabinet. More condiments and shit to cook with. Goes to pantry. Finds stale cereal and a pack of crackers.
Me: "Mmmm yup, can't wait to have me a stale cracker, ketchup, barbecue sauce, ranch, and off brand 3 month old sliced pepper jack cheese sandwich." :/