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Victory Screech: Okay, okay, I'm done doing what I was doing Wasabi. Now, what the hell where you blabbering about earlier?

Wasabi Shrimp: 'Bout time!- Jeez, don't get too excited now Vic... you might hurt something... *rolls eyes*

Vic: Oh shut up! Seriously! What were you talking about earlier?!

Wassi: Oh, just some people wanna know about you, but, guess you're not interest-

Vic: Woah, hey, woah! Who said I'm not interested?! My fans needs their questions answered! Get on with it Shrimpy! Haha!

Wassi: *face hoof* Uuuuuuuuugh....


1) What is your name?
Vic: Victorious Screech! But, I shortened it to Victory Screech since high school.

2) Do you know why you were named like that?
Vic: I'm honestly not sure, I just always assumed it was because I came out of my mom screaming like I was happy to finally be out of that hell hole.
Wassi: .... You've gotta be kidding me Vic...
Vic: Nope! True story! Ask my mom!
Wassi: ... No thanks... I'm good...

3) Are you single or taken? 
Vic: Oh erm... wow, just gonna start askin' the serious questions right off the bat eh? Heh, well, if you must know, I'm currently dating the most amazing stallion I've ever met, despite what his name may imply.
4) Have you any abilities or powers?
Vic: Eh, not that I know of.
5) Stop being a Mary Sue!
Vic: Who the hell is that?! I've never even met anyone named Mary Sue!

6) What's your eye color?
Vic: Shit brown... THANKS MA!

7) How about hair color?
Vic: Forrest green with natural highlights, but I dye it black because I hate my natural hair color. Sue me. A lot of ponies do it.

8) Have any family-members?
Vic: Sure do! My granny, Glory Giggle, and I are very close! My mother, Laughing Gas, and I, not so much...

9) Oh? How about pets?
Vic: Of course! I have an agouti rat named Cruton, a snail named Garlic, and a hermit crab named Ranch!
Wassi: You named all of your pets after food?...
Vic: Yeah? What's wrong with that? If I don't name something after food, then that's when you should be worried Shrimpy.

10) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Vic: ONIONS! It's not that I don't "like" them, it's just that when I eat them, I swell up like a balloon, my throat closes up, and I can't breathe, it's very scary actually.

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Vic: Eh, yeah kinda. Cooking, baking, helping ponies, drawing, crafting, caring for and playing with animals... stuff like that

12) Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Vic: Well... yeah? But it wasn't ever really intentional..

13) Ever... Killed anyone before?
Vic: Of course not! Are you crazy?!... It takes a lot of skill to kill someone I mean sheesh! Do I look that talented to you?! Haha!

14) What kind of animal are you?
Vic: I'm a hybrid between a pegasus and a bat pony, my genetics are literally 50/50, and before you ask, no, I don't know who my father is so I don't know where I get it from.

15) Name your worst habits?
Vic: Hoof biting... my hoofs are a fuckin' train wreck half the time...

16) Do you look up to anyone at all?
Vic: Oh definitely. When I was a young colt I admired my great grandfather, War Cry, more than any pony in all of Equestria. Rest in peace you ol' fart.
17) Are you Gay, Straight, or Bisexual?
Vic: I'm gay.
Wassi: But you said last year when you were drunk you wouldn't mind kissing a girl for the first time?
Vic: Hey I've kissed plenty of girls before!
Wassi: So you're bisexual?...
Vic: NO! I mean... I don't know, I just don't "like" girls! See! This is why I don't drink anymore!

18) Do you go to school?
Vic: Nope! I dropped out in high school due to depression sadly...

19) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Vic: I'm honestly not too sure on this one, don't get me wrong, I want children, I just don't know if I'm fit to be a parent...

20) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Vic: I... don't think so? But I'd like to!

21) What are you most afraid of?
Vic: ... Open water.... don't fuckin' judge me...

22) What do you usually wear?
Vic: Eh, normally just a hoodie and my piercings, nothing special.

23) Favourite food?
Vic: Oh! Sushi! 100%!

24) Am I annoying you?
Vic: Nah, it takes a lot to annoy me.

25) Well, its not over! 
Vic: Cool? Hah.

26) What class are you? (high,middle,low)
Vic: PFT! Where's the fuckin' "dirt poor, belongs in the trash" option?

27) How many friends do you have?
Vic: Enough to say I have some, and that's all I really need.
28) What are your thoughts on pie?
Vic: I don't mind it, I just gotta be in the mood for it.

29) Favorite drink?
Vic: Any kind of soda really.

30) What's your favorite place?
Vic: Rockford will always be where my heart resides.

31) Are you interested in anyone~?
Vic: We literally have talked about my boyfriend before, but since I'm poly, I'll answer this as if we were looking for a 3rd partner; No.

32) If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
Vic: Oh, well, I'm not a girl, so... you wanna know the size of my johnny eh? Well, it's not like huge or anything, but, it's a pleasurable 8 inches in length.

33) Would you rather swim in a lake or ocean?

34) What's your type?
Vic: Uhm... I don't really have one? I just go based on how well we get along, that's all that matters right?

35) Any fetishes?
Vic: That's... a little personal.

36) Seme or Uke?
Vic: Seme.

37) Camping or indoors?
Vic: Indoors, but I like camping so I'd be alright with both if the options presented themselves.

38) Are you still wanting this quiz to end? 
Vic: Well, I mean, it's fun, but, I am getting rather hungry...


Characters Referenced;

Victory Screech:
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Wasabi Shrimp:
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