Wow, you all have very little tolerance to alcohol. (You walk up to Undyne and take the bottle from her hand.) 24 vodka bottles down. (You finish off the bottle.) Make that 25, and still no buzz. (You breathe into a breathalyzer.) 0.0001 really wow. Well, probably should clean up. (You pick up Undyne and Alphys and tuck then both into bed.) Hmmmm... (You grab a trash can and start picking up Mettaton.) Seems fitting. (You start singing as you clean up.) Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom, buys an eight by twelve four-bit room, I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road. Third boxcar, midnight train, destination, Bangor, Maine. Old worn out clothes and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old stogies I have found, short, but not too big around, I'm a man of means by no means King of the road. (You pick up sans and Papyrus and place them on the couch.) I know every engineer on every train, all of their children, and all of their names, and every handout in every town, and every lock that ain't locked, when no one's around. (You place Asgore on the couch and start mopping the floor.) I sing, trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents, no phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes, ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom, buys an eight by twelve four-bit room, I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road... (You take Mettaton out of the trash and start to repair him.) *blow torch burning* (You solder broken wires back together.) There we go. (You pick up Mettaton and sit him at the table, you rest his head on the table and plug a charging cable into his back.) Now wait till morning. [12 hours later] (Everyone starts to wake up.) "Ah what happened?" (Everyone walks into the kitchen and sees you sitting at the table with cards in front of you.) "????? what happened last night." *silence* "Hey!" (Sans taps on your back, you lean and fall onto the table.) *snoring* "Well then." "He cleaned everything." "He even fixed Mettaton." (Alphys walks up to Mettaton and turns him back on.) "Huh oh hi darling... what how who put me back together?" (Everyone points at you, Mettaton sits there dumbfounded.) "Wow."