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Guts - Revised Design by spritephantom Guts - Revised Design :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 1 1 Jewel Forest by spritephantom Jewel Forest :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 1 0 Five Knowers by spritephantom Five Knowers :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 0 0 Angst - Revised Character Design by spritephantom Angst - Revised Character Design :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 1 3 Wist - Revised Character Design by spritephantom Wist - Revised Character Design :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 3 1 Amaryllis character design by spritephantom Amaryllis character design :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 1 1 Omni revised character design by spritephantom Omni revised character design :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 0 2 Florentine Colour Test by spritephantom Florentine Colour Test :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 2 2 Magician sketch by spritephantom Magician sketch :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 0 0 Vector Practice by spritephantom Vector Practice :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 0 2 Crystal Forest by spritephantom Crystal Forest :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 1 0 Zzzzzzz by spritephantom Zzzzzzz :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 1 0 Cora - updated design by spritephantom Cora - updated design :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 2 1 Old School Art 3 by spritephantom Old School Art 3 :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 0 0 Castles on a cliff by spritephantom Castles on a cliff :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 1 0 Eyes by spritephantom Eyes :iconspritephantom:spritephantom 1 2


Sweet Snake by Garinas Sweet Snake :icongarinas:Garinas 25 1 Fiona Frightening commission 23- Alas poor Lobones by DrCrafty Fiona Frightening commission 23- Alas poor Lobones :icondrcrafty:DrCrafty 94 23 pokemon painter by Shinkami pokemon painter :iconshinkami:Shinkami 12 4 Curiosity by Rats-in-the-van Curiosity :iconrats-in-the-van:Rats-in-the-van 257 25 Paper Quilled Quirky Tardis by cunningcatcrafts Paper Quilled Quirky Tardis :iconcunningcatcrafts:cunningcatcrafts 136 19 'Oh, Zuul-y, you nut!' by DrFaustusAU 'Oh, Zuul-y, you nut!' :icondrfaustusau:DrFaustusAU 214 23 Light II by natzufall Light II :iconnatzufall:natzufall 237 14 Dalek Prank by Lalai-chan Dalek Prank :iconlalai-chan:Lalai-chan 618 113 The wing guy by Comickit The wing guy :iconcomickit:Comickit 116 4 Vessel of Dreams by evelmiina Vessel of Dreams :iconevelmiina:evelmiina 2,795 116 Forest  spirit by metazoe Forest spirit :iconmetazoe:metazoe 191 6 Max Frei's Labyrinths of Echo illustrations by JuliaTar Max Frei's Labyrinths of Echo illustrations :iconjuliatar:JuliaTar 144 4
Post-Apocalyptic Comedy
We roasted the dog, but I think most of the jokes went over his head. He doesn't speak much English anyway, just "sit," "stay," and "Hey, hey stop that!" We only roasted him because we'd already done everyone else-even the cat. The cat got more of the jokes than the dog.
Anyway, the first person to get the idea to do a comedic roast was Sam. She'd never seen one, (none of us had) but we'd all fallen victim to the repetitive commercials on Comedy Central advertising them while watching Scrubs, South Park, and Futurama reruns at random hours of the morning in my dimly-lit living room.  The basic idea was clear-spend a couple hours poking fun at someone, laugh for a while, then it was over. There are five of us human-beings, so we decided to do it once a month, space it out a bit.
They all wanted to roast me first. Somehow I became the leader, or something. I think it's because I'm the tallest. Or maybe because I've read so many random books. It made me uncomfortab
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Daily Paint 1762# Slug Croissant by Cryptid-Creations Daily Paint 1762# Slug Croissant :iconcryptid-creations:Cryptid-Creations 4,044 133 Hermit by yanadhyana Hermit :iconyanadhyana:yanadhyana 333 29


Kimberley Jean Webb
Artist | Varied
United Kingdom
I am a freelance illustrator and writer (part time). I love creating characters and giving them bizarre worlds in which to cause chaos/ ponder in utter confusion/ live in. I also love inventing stories, particularly fantasy and humour (the more unusual, the bigger the potential for comedy!) Am hoping to be a published author in the near future. Biggest creative influences for my work are: British comedy (mostly pre 1990s), Surrealism, and children's fiction.


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EvolutionsVoid Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2017
Thank you so much for the watch! 
Hunchy Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you for watching. 
JDWasabi Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I know this is a bit late but thanks for the fave on Hungry Whispers OP Preview! Still overwhelmed by its positive response in my inbox, hope you enjoyed it!! :D
koop-dubious Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010  Student General Artist
Thanks for the fave, it's highly appreciated. C:
JDWasabi Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch :D
spritephantom Featured By Owner May 27, 2010   General Artist
Didn't realise beforehand that I uploaded each comic page backwards from page 20 so have to start from further down the page if you want to read it. Sorry about that, am still quite new to this internet profile thing!
chili19 Featured By Owner May 20, 2010
thanks for the fave ^^
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