CLASSIFIED/INTERNAL BRANCH MEMO ONLY/ DO NOT CIRCULATE
CONCERNING CASE #10446-R (kristian.hailey.10.09.2011)
No agent(s) connected to case #10446-R will be authorized to issue public statements regarding any detail(s) of this ongoing investigation, nor are they authorized to issue statements either confirming or denying existence of so-called "The Kristian!".
1.1 Subject is not afraid of scary situations, but often gets too ahead of himself and fails at them nonetheless.
1.2 Subject reported to be single father to one Aiden Hailey-Casey, alleged center of his universe.
1.3 Subject has been sighted in upwards of twenty countries across Europe and Asia between dates 2000-2009 and may go by a number of aliases.
1.4 Subject is noted proponent of "Don't start no shit, won't be no shit" school of thought.
1.5 Current plans for wedding include a Zydeco band, crawfish boil, and laser show.
1.6 MBTI profile last recorded as INFP with flexible axes noted at I and F.
Agents may only discuss the details of this case with other members of the investigation team. Any violation of these edicts will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
Favourite Visual Artist
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, and Oldboy.
Favourite TV Shows
Mad Men, Ancient Aliens, Mushi-Shi
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Kid Cudi, Queens of the Stone Age, Kings of Leon, Koop, Chris Thile, Beirut, Frank Ocean, Muse, Nick Drake, The Strokes, Nujabes
The Four Loves, His Dark Materials series, Crime and Punishment, Alas Babylon, Return of the Dark Knight, Watchmen, Hellboy, and Sandman Chronicles
Neil Gaiman, Mike Mignola, Phillip Pullman,
Favourite Gaming Platform
Tools of the Trade
0.5 Mechanical Pencil, Blending nib, Photoshop CS2, Acrylic, Watercolors