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Artist // Professional // Design & Interfaces
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My Bio
Patrick Haney (aka. "splat") has been a part of deviantART since the beginning. He's been a web developer, a web designer, a photographer, an icon designer, and much more. These days he spends his time working as the lead designer at Litmus, trying to make email better for everyone. And he still drinks an unhealthy amount of Coke.

Current Residence: Somerville, MA USA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: Isometric Pixel Art
Operating System: Mac OS X
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Shell of choice: Those found on a sandy beach
Wallpaper of choice: Changes constantly
Skin of choice: Epidermal
Favourite cartoon character: Homer J. Simpson
Personal Quote: "Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs."

Favourite Visual Artist
Vincent Van Gogh
Favourite Movies
Happy Gilmore
Favourite TV Shows
Friends
Favourite Books
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff
Favourite Writers
Christopher Moore
Favourite Games
Goldeneye on the N64
Favourite Gaming Platform
Commodore 64
Tools of the Trade
13" MacBook Air, Adobe Fireworks and an iPhone 4
Other Interests
Everything design, just about any sport, traveling the country (or world when time permits)

It's Been a Long Time

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Don't Call it a Comeback... ...I've been here for years. It's been nearly 2 years since I've truly been active here at deviantART. The reasons I left extend beyond the drama surrounding the termination of the yellow alien, and while I'm not sure I'm really all that interested in making a return, I felt it was time to make my presence felt and let you all know what I'm up to these days. All Work, No Play? Almost 2 and a half years ago, just about the same time my participation here at deviantART dwindled, I started a new job in a new city. I moved my whole life from a fairly small city in Rochester, NY to the hustle and bustle of Boston to
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Troublesome

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I'll start this journal entry, my first in 5 months, with a bit of 2Pac lyrics (which, oddly enough, isn't unusual for me to do) from Troublesome: "Shit ain't changed since my last rhyme The crime rate ain't declined" That's how I feel about deviantART these days. What's changed? A few little things here and there. I can set my mood on each individual comment?! Yeah, because that's necessary. And the crime rate hasn't declined at all. The crimes are being committed against you, the user, by the people who make the decisions about this place. They're adding features you don't really need rather than fix bugs that have been known about for
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Missing In Action

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I've been missing from deviantART for quite a long time now, if you haven't noticed. And to borrow a line from Office Space, "I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it, Bob." It's a little sad, I know, but it's the truth. Maybe I needed a break from it all, or maybe I'm just not into it anymore. I'm not sure. After dAv5 came along, I just felt like this site, this community that I helped build, has lost some of its luster. The new design is not a good one in my opinion, and features that should have been delivered 2 years ago (features we actually requested) have not been implemented. My subscription has apparently expired recently, but at the
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still active on twitter though 
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it's a shame to see a dead senior member 
yeah. free premium wasted