Would you rather
|483 votes
be forced to use mayonnaise on literally everything you eat for the rest of your life
32%
be forced to use ketchup on literally everything you eat for the rest of your life
68%
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Published: May 26, 2016
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Cq-Clover's avatar
Cq-CloverStudent Artist
I LOVE KETCHUP.
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SpitfiresOnIceHobbyist Digital Artist
GOOD
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Cq-CloverStudent Artist
I LITERALLY LIKE. I EAT IT WITH EGGS AND TOAST AND LIKE...EVERYTHING.
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ALL THE THINGS
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Both are disgusting and should never have been invented ):<
but mayo since it's got a weaker flavor
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:XD:
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Come on. Somebody else has got to be thinking it. Undertale Sans Brows Emoji 
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I didn't before, but damn you :noes:
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you're welcome. ;D
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I don't like mayo so I'd take kethcup, but I couldn't have ketchup on everything... blah. Imagine ketchup on ice cream or cereal...*shudders*
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I can see ice cream unexpectedly working out somehow, but cereal... Ewwwww :XD:
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Yeah I guess it would depend on the flavor. :)
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Mayo makes me gag, so no thanks, lol.
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I can understand :XD:
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I hate mayo (unless it's in really small quantities) so I guess ketchup

but you could also put mayo on a wider variety of things and it would still taste alright I guess? Like, you can put mayo on all sorts of sandwiches and stuff but ketchup seems to have more limited options :shrug:
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That's fair, I think! :0
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Mayo is less potent, so I'd probably choose that--but I have to wonder... is there a minimum amount or could we just wipe an incredibly tiny amount on something just to say there was mayonnaise on it? xD
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It would have to be enough to properly get the taste of mayonnaise in your mouth compared to the thing you're eating. :XD: Like on a small candy it wouldn't be much, but on a full plate it would have to be kinda all over it :XD:
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Dang, I can't imagine I'd enjoy either one of those flavors overpowering my meals forever. xD
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Bah. I hate both sorry xD If it was nutella I'd maybe do that. Idk but I even ate sausage bread and then a load of chocolate after that. I'm like a french person eat everything seperately however idk if it would work. (And I won't try xD)
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Well I have no problem eating chocolate AFTER meat, but this is about eating it AT THE SAME TIME :P
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hmmm
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I'd sacrifice myself to Satan
wtf this would be absolute hell
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That is also an option, I guess :XD:
I don't think it would be pleasant either :noes:
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