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Would you rather 

68%
329 deviants said be forced to use ketchup on literally everything you eat for the rest of your life
32%
154 deviants said be forced to use mayonnaise on literally everything you eat for the rest of your life

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naripup Featured By Owner May 31, 2016  Student General Artist
I LOVE KETCHUP.
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
GOOD
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naripup Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016  Student General Artist
I LITERALLY LIKE. I EAT IT WITH EGGS AND TOAST AND LIKE...EVERYTHING.
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ALL THE THINGS
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zooIogy Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Both are disgusting and should never have been invented ):<
but mayo since it's got a weaker flavor
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:
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zoogrrl Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Come on. Somebody else has got to be thinking it. Undertale Sans Brows Emoji 
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I didn't before, but damn you :noes:
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zoogrrl Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
you're welcome. ;D
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Turtledragon2001 Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't like mayo so I'd take kethcup, but I couldn't have ketchup on everything... blah. Imagine ketchup on ice cream or cereal...*shudders*
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can see ice cream unexpectedly working out somehow, but cereal... Ewwwww :XD:
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Turtledragon2001 Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah I guess it would depend on the flavor. :)
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x-DigiGummy Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mayo makes me gag, so no thanks, lol.
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can understand :XD:
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Tarassis Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate mayo (unless it's in really small quantities) so I guess ketchup

but you could also put mayo on a wider variety of things and it would still taste alright I guess? Like, you can put mayo on all sorts of sandwiches and stuff but ketchup seems to have more limited options :shrug:
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's fair, I think! :0
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TakaEdakumi Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Mayo is less potent, so I'd probably choose that--but I have to wonder... is there a minimum amount or could we just wipe an incredibly tiny amount on something just to say there was mayonnaise on it? xD
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It would have to be enough to properly get the taste of mayonnaise in your mouth compared to the thing you're eating. :XD: Like on a small candy it wouldn't be much, but on a full plate it would have to be kinda all over it :XD:
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TakaEdakumi Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Dang, I can't imagine I'd enjoy either one of those flavors overpowering my meals forever. xD
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xDonnervogelx Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Student Interface Designer
Bah. I hate both sorry xD If it was nutella I'd maybe do that. Idk but I even ate sausage bread and then a load of chocolate after that. I'm like a french person eat everything seperately however idk if it would work. (And I won't try xD)
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well I have no problem eating chocolate AFTER meat, but this is about eating it AT THE SAME TIME :P
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xDonnervogelx Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Student Interface Designer
hmmm
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hoot-damn Featured By Owner May 27, 2016
I'd sacrifice myself to Satan
wtf this would be absolute hell
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is also an option, I guess :XD:
I don't think it would be pleasant either :noes:
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hoot-damn Featured By Owner May 27, 2016
dude I once tried Mars (I guess?) with mayonnaise and it was fucking disgusting :XD:
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That sounds like an awful combination :XD:
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hoot-damn Featured By Owner May 27, 2016
it was! xD I was grateful that I didn't barf or anything alike omg.....
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I probably would have :XD: I really don't like mayonnaise on most things, and I doubt chocolate would be good with it ffffff
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Roxalew Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ketchup :la: atleast it goes good on chips haha :D
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It sure does!
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:iconroxalew:
Roxalew Featured By Owner May 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D:D
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Drayko-the-Pyro Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ew, what if we hate both?
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then your future isn't looking too bright. :noes:
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Drayko-the-Pyro Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I prefer hot sauce. The other two are just nasty. >~<
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Hawkieface Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
honestly I was weighing up the pros and cons of both options until I remembered my weakness for marshmallows. neither works. kill me :stare:
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
There is no winning :noes:
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Second-Song Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Student Writer
I really don't like ketchup...so I guess mayo? Only if I got to make it myself tho. =S
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Homemade things are usually good yes :P
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Second-Song Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Student Writer
Oh yes. And there are so many delicious variations of mayo you can make. Bacon n' herb is my favorite. 
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I see :P I generally don't eat bacon, but that's good!
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Cloudp1e Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I hate mayonnaise so I would have to go with ketchup
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Understandable!
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KeaLeonnaSilverStar Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I would rather eat myself...... but put mayonnaise on that.
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now that's an odd solution, but I'll roll with it :noes:
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UnintentionalFan Featured By Owner May 26, 2016
Mayo can be cooked into things, and it's way easier to hide the flavor than it is with ketchup. Ketchup has too strong a flavor to hide effectively.
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is true!
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TheGhoulAvenue Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
As much as I love fries with mayo, there's way more things that don't work with mayo than things that don't work with ketchup for me :XD:
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yea, okay, true :XD:
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Kasodi Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Welp, I'm in the minority xD I love both but I'd prefer to have mayo all the time rather than ketchup all the time, I feel like ketchup would get sickening much quicker x3
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SpitfiresOnIce Featured By Owner May 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's fair :P
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