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MENSA Nursery Rhymes

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By spiritofthebeast   |   
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Published: April 6, 2007
Three Blind Mice

Three visually-impaired rodents,
Three visually-impaired rodents,
See how they traverse at a gait faster than walking, not quite a run, as rodents tend to amble or canter, but still they moved rather quickly,
See how they traverse at a gait faster than walking, not quite a run, as rodents tend to amble or canter, but still they moved rather quickly,
They all pursued the female of the Homo sapiens race, matrimonially affiliated with a male of the Homo sapiens race, usually associated with agriculture – who physically removed their rear appendages with a curvaceous chunk of stainless steel, that had been rendered rather deadly by an act of repetitive grinding at various angles, by a specialist in metal working –

Has one ever witnessed such a bizarre, phantasmagorical spectacle as three visually-impaired rodents?





Humpty Dumpty</u>

A large egg-shaped male, unfortunately dubbed “Humpty Dumpty” by his thoughtless parents, perched his rump upon a tall, brick-composed structure, generally used to divide up area of land.

The poorly named chicken ovulation, subject to anthropomorphic dramatisation, subsequently became subject to an unseen force, otherwise known as gravity, and plummeted quite a distance after his buttocks had been wrenched away from the brick-like structure upon which he had been so happily seated.

All the equine life-forms under the ownership of the male monarch, and their male Homo sapiens counterparts had their efforts to reattach said Humpty Dumpty’s shattered calcium-based anatomy in its original form, proved utterly futile.



Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star</u>

Twinkle, Twinkle minute-appearing, generally spherical site of nuclear fusion between hydrogen and helium,
How I philosophically ponder upon your physical appearance,
Millions of light years above the atmosphere of our infinitesimal speck of a planet,
Compared to a chunk of tightly-compressed, light reflecting carbon molecules,
Twinkle, Twinkle minute-appearing, generally spherical site of nuclear fusion between hydrogen and helium,
How I philosophically ponder upon your physical appearance
© 2007 - 2020 spiritofthebeast
I decided to enhance soem nursery rhymes for the more intellectual kiddies out there...for fun.
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My mom joined MENSA.

I think i'll want a crack at it someday.
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Go for it ;)
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Wonderful! I especially like the take on the Three Blind Mice!
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cheers.

like you're hey diddle diddle ;)
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MissybeautimusHobbyist Traditional Artist
:D I have no idea what you said!... Well... actually I do. I know big words! Yay! :D
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Hah, those would be anoying nursery rhymes to listen to when you're two.
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Possibly mind-damaging. hehehe
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Oh most certainly.
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spiritofthebeastHobbyist General Artist
This is the kind of stuff I was brought up on, except my dad inserted more "sausage banana monkey cheese"
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Sorry. Did you get my note?
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yeeahs I did. :)
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This is really funny. :XD:
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cheers chuck. ^_^ More mental spewings from me in the near future. I find I've somewhat neglected my literary mind these past weeks. On with the madness!
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Yes! I'll drink to that! *raises glass* Here, here!
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Mmm! White Jafruschtis for all! (Courtesy of Mr. Blobly of the Mars Bar)
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Thank you very much Mr Blobly of the Mars Bar!
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He sends his kind regards, and invites you to the Bi-Centinary Milky Way Beverage Rotation, this year hosted on Gannymede!
All Gallifreyans and their descendants are entitled to a free first round due to "The Doctor" and his kind donation of a rare Bitruvian-wool jumper.
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Cool! Lucky for me being a Gallifreyan TimeLord myself, eh? :D
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I've been talking to Chrono, suggesting holiday destinations in The Bozwellox System. ;) you should go some time ;)
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