spiegelscythe

I found this when I was browsing around on DA, and saw it on someone's journal comments. I thought it was funny and just wanted to share it :P.best crazy things to do in a elevator1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in h...

So today I was at work and I had just fought off a sneeze. I started thinking, "You know, when would be the worst time to have to sneeze?" I thought it might be a good discussion question or something funny to talk about. So if any of my watchers (which is very few people) want to reply to this with they're own ideas, have at it. As include a small description why if you wish.One of the ones I though of today, which is probably a pretty common one, is to sneeze while you are driving. It's happened to all of us and sometimes is a little scary. While you're driving you all of a sudden feel that sneeze coming and you're like "aww crap, don't ...

RULES: 1.Put Your itunes, windows media player, MP3player, etc on Shuffle2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS4.Put any comments in brackets after the song name1.Are you male or female? 夜明け前 [Before Dawn] (That doesn't answer the question)2.Describe yourself! Heaven's Drive (haha)3.What do people feel when they're around you? 你很愛他 [You Really Love Him] (What?!)4.Describe your current relationship. Get High (LOL! Oh only if you knew the significance of this song, you'd see how ironic it is)5.Where would you like to be now? 我最愛的人 [The Pers...