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Rob, Dom n' Aiden Presents A Very Slezak Christmas by SpiderTrekfan616 Rob, Dom n' Aiden Presents A Very Slezak Christmas by SpiderTrekfan616
Dom is walking home from Christmas shopping, He has a Dr. Pepper in one hand and several bags in the other, He notices Rob on the roof of the house with an isomagnetic disintegrator in hand scouting the skies.

"Uh, Rob, What are you doing on the roof?" Dom asks
"What do you think I'm doing, I'm Celebrating Christmas." Rob Replies
"Heh, I didn't know that Isomagnetic Disintegrators were a Christmas custom." Dom Quips.
"Ha, Ha, Very Funny. Well this time I'm gonna get that..." Rob Trails off as he checks his scanners. "Uh oh, Get inside now!"

Dom runs into the house and finds Aiden by the Christmas Tree with a santa hat on. Soon he starts hearing isomagnetic disintegrator discharges and ducks under his dinner table, Aiden jumps inside the couch to shield himself from the damage done from the recoil.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Aiden yells
"ROB"S INTERPRETATION OF CHRISTMAS." Dom Answers. As he says this Rob falls down the chimney. Aiden walks up to Rob who is hanging upside down.
"Robert? What were you doing up there?!" Aiden asks
"You don't wanna know." Just as Rob Finishes Dom is by the window.
"Hey guys check this out." Dom says to them.

On the roof of the house across the street is a sleigh with lots of technology on it.

"That doesn't look like Santa's Sleigh." Dom says.
"I say we check it out." Rob Recommends
"I don't think whoever owns that sleigh would like to see you considering you fired an isomagnetic disintegrator at him." Aiden warns Rob.
"Let's just go, okay?" Dom sighs.

The Three buddies walk to the house and sees a BORGIFIED SANTA.

"Oh no" Dom says in dread.
"Oh no..." Aiden moans
"Oh no..." Rob Groans
SUDDENLY THE KOOL AID GUY BUSTS THROUGH THE WALL Saying "OH YEAH!!!"
They look at the Kool Aid guy out of confusion, then the Borgified Santa walks towards them.
"I AM SAINT NICHOLAS OF BORG, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY."

The guys run towards their house and grab a bunch of phasers that are conveniently found on the table set to a rotating modulation. Then the Borgified Santa walks through the door and recites the "Naughty" deeds they've committed.

Rob's was that he forgot to send his father a birthday card.
Aiden's was that he didn't thank his mother for his sonic screwdriver toy
Dom's is that he's an unrepentant mass murderer *Pointing to a trash can overflowing with tissues.*

Rob points his phaser at the Borgified Santa and fires without mercy.
"Scrooge You!" Rob spits at Santa
Santa then started adapting the phaser fire.

They then darted to the road and a Dr. Pepper truck passes by and Rob and Aiden jump onto the truck and it finishes passing leaving Dom behind. They stare at each other for a few seconds then the truck passes by again and Dom jumps on.

"Boy am I glad to be away from him." Dom says.
"Yeah, I'm glad I damaged his Sleigh." Rob tells
"Uh, Doesn't his sleigh have the ability to regenerate?" Aiden jumps in.

Just after saying that Borg-Santa lands on the roof of the truck ready to assimilate the group.

Suddenly a loud jolly laugh fills the skies and another Santa lands on the truck.

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HURT THESE THREE, THEY'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG THAT QUALIFIES FOR MY NAUGHTY LIST!" The Other Santa proclaims

"YOU, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU'D INTERVENE, IF YOU FURTHER INTERVENE, WE WILL DESTROY YOU." The Borg Santa threatens.

"OVER MY JOLLY FAT ASS!" He grabs a Machine gun out of hammerspace and peppers the Borg Santa full of bullets and the Borg Santa.

A few minutes later in front of the house.

"Thanks for saving our lives, We really owe you." Dom says to him.

"Oh it was nothing, I do have your presents for you." Santa mentions.

Aiden opens his present and finds he was given a "Make your own Sonic Screwdriver" Kit.

Dom opens his present and finds he was given a six gallon jug of Dr. Pepper.

and Finally Rob was given his present and he found he was given an ugly guitar.

He takes out his Isomagnetic Disintegrator out of hammerspace and starts Firing at Santa.

And almost everyone had a happy holidays.


Inspired by the eddsworld Zanta Claws Storyline


Rob is :icondantrekfan48:
Aiden is :iconp51cmustang:
and Dom is :iconspidertrekfan616:
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The9thNightguard Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Let's do another
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The9thNightguard Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Dom You Pervert...........Unrepentant mass murderer, Really ( I actually found the whole thing funny)
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