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My Bio
Current Residence: Right behind you.
Favourite photographer: Any National Geographic entomologist
Favourite style of art: Nature photography
Operating System: Linux
Shell of choice: The dried husk of an emptied insect
Wallpaper of choice: Cobweb
Skin of choice: Exoskeleton
Favourite cartoon character: The Black Widow
Personal Quote: “The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine! Feels at each thread, and lives along the line&
Favourite photographer: Any National Geographic entomologist
Favourite style of art: Nature photography
Operating System: Linux
Shell of choice: The dried husk of an emptied insect
Wallpaper of choice: Cobweb
Skin of choice: Exoskeleton
Favourite cartoon character: The Black Widow
Personal Quote: “The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine! Feels at each thread, and lives along the line&
Favourite Visual Artist
Chad Savage
Favourite Movies
Eight-Legged Freaks
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Scorpions
Favourite Writers
Spider Robinson, Spider Jerusalem
Favourite Games
Sneaking into your room and biting you
Favourite Gaming Platform
Your pillow
Tools of the Trade
Venom sacs, many eyes, spinarets, etc.
Other Interests
Weaving, eating bugs, scaring people
Greetings, fleshmonkey!
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I am a spider. My kind came to the land before your fishy ancestors were even half-considering a leg. Before that, my kind swam the sea, seven feet long, chasing you tiny minnows and terrorizing you. Hah! It is to seek protection from the Spider and her family that you even grew a backbone.
Oh, you may think you rule the world. You may even think we're small and helpless. Remember, bones-inside, we outnumber you, and we're all here, watching and waiting, lurking as patient as a black widow on her web, until our time to strike arrives. :evillaugh: You were warned.
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so you’re actually scared of just a fucking bug which spins webs to get rid of flies for you and’s more scared of yourself than you are of it. It’s unjustified cheesefests like you who are the reason Kim Jong Un should release all the fucking nukes.
lmfao fucking pussy
This is your head right here 
Yes I'm scared of spider!
Holy fucking shit a rabid spider fan? And just when I thought I've seen everything...and I'm not scared of them...I just don't like them. And even if I was scared of them...so fucking what? Not everyone is going to like the same things as you. Grow the fuck up you dumb manchild
AWWWW
So cute
So cute