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Tfw you see your dad looking at sexy pictures 

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5 deviants said :0 father why
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3 deviants said And you're like
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3 deviants said oH UHM I was working haha how did that get there
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3 deviants said =v= mhmm okei
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No deviants said And he's like
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No deviants said And you're like

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CandiCorg Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is it bad that me and my dad talk about it openly? Hell, I've even downloaded it for him before and shown him the difference from online streaming. It really just... doesn't bother me.
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Not at all omg!! That's actually really cool tbh I wish I was that close to my dad lol xD
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CandiCorg Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
we're two peas in a pod.
I'm just dreading coming out as transgender... i don't wanna lose him.
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That's completely understandable though. I know that I have good friends who I might lose if I came out as agender ;___; Why does gender have to be such a complicated thing?? q-q
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CandiCorg Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I knowww... it just makes things really awkward sometimes doesn't it?
As blunt as it is i just feel like... if you aren't gonna screw each other, what's the issue?
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh totally :I
Dude ikr. It's not like you're admitting to killing 37 children and burying their bodies in a forest or smth
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CandiCorg Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AGH SOMEBODY GETS IT
alt-gender people seem to be the biggest target group for hate.. but the least active and damaging to anyone in ANY way!
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YES omg
Humanity can be a real pain sometimes but there's no way to change things like this overnight ;________; Hopefully sometime in the future LGBT+ people can be respected and understood as much as anybody else out there
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citypng Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ONCE I FUCKING FOUND PORN IN MY DAD'S RECYCLING FOLDER AND IT WAS A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF THIS TOPLESS GIRL WITH HER ARMS UP AND I WAS LIKE WTF DAD LMAO,,, HES REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD AT HIDING HIS PORN BC I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM WATCHING PORN
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
oH MY GOD I'M CRYING LMAO
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FrayWolf117 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Working" (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
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StasisCan Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol looks like someone has relationship problems :3

But seriously ugh wtf why do parents do this shit to us
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Probably tbh lmao

Idek man it's hard enough for me to grasp the concept of all that shit anyway :I
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StasisCan Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
parents have no business watching porn if they cant even successfully hide it

Lol I walked in on my dad once and he just exited out and looked at me like it was nothing, no excuse or anything
then I just sorta looked at him like ಠ_ಠ and turned around and walked away
silly father, I've already mastered the art of hiding my porn ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

and the concept is pretty simple, people stare at pictures of hot girls/guys/animals/whateverotherwierdshityoureinto and pleasure themselves in the genital region
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ugh ikr (that goes for siblings as well LMAO)

Omg dude xD One time I fell asleep on the couch in the living room and I woke up in the middle of the night and my dad was watching a show on tv called "Sex in the Ancient World" and I was like "DAD wtf are you watching omg" and he quickly changed the channel and said "oh haha that was weird"

Idk it's probably just me but like?? I can't really find much attractiveness in naked human bodies q____q I prefer clothed people ty very much uvu*
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StasisCan Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol I know the feel. I don't really have a problem with naked people or the human body (minus genitalia ugh), I just find the act of sex disgusting. Once I couldn't sleep and it was like 2 in the morning and my dad was asleep in the living room so I walked in and saw two people having sex in a very uncensored explicit way so I took the remote and saw that the show was called "the erotic traveller". I didn't think much of it because I figured maybe my dad fell asleep earlier and that channel plays stuff like that later in the night and he didnt know. But now I dont know who to trust anymore. ;-;
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah me neither (and genitals are gross yeah) but yeah man I totally agree.  "The Erotic Traveller" omfg what even is that shit. I just legitimately don't understand human sexuality. Like legit when someone says in a totally serious way "damn I'd fuck that dude/girl/whatever" I'm like "you would?? What why what makes you want to do that I don't get it" :v
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Storm-Nightshade Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Tfw you walk in on your dad watching porn
TWICE

He had the same excuse too X'D
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spiderliings Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Twice?? Omfg that sucks x'D
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Storm-Nightshade Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah man
I'm just like

Dad no
Dad stop
Dad gross
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