Haha my sense of humour can be..surreal.
Hellraiser is one of those horror films that's more badass than scary. It's also supremely cheesy and has some amazing design. Just promise me one thing, if you watch it, then watch the second one, and then leave it there. I think there's about 35,327 Hellraiser films out there, each more painful to watch than the last.
Ohh Event Horizon is awesome! Gothic church spaceships and Sam Neil with no eyeballs! I agree, it's a pretty disturbing film. I once had a nightmare about the hell sequence myself haha. Although it is rather cute, and I envy you for being affected by them. I usually wake up from nightmares thinking 'whoa...that was cool..'