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Well, looks like its time for another update. This one is about my new passion: knitting.

I first got interested in it from my jewelry-making expeditions. See, I had seen a lot of really nice old fashioned lace necklaces and wanted to see if I could knit some lace for my necklace. So, I walked into a local knitting shop and tried to get some lace knitting class and was told, right off the bat, that I was trying to get to the moon on a pogo stick. You have to have a black belt in knitting to make lace, and I dont even know the basics. So, I started knitting; hoping that I might be able to make lace someday.

Couple of projects later I'm hopelessly addicted.

See, I always thought knitting was for your grandma that made those shitty sweaters and ugly-ass scarves out of dime-store nasty yarn that's more fit for kids crafts than being anywhere near your skin. And for the most part it still is; but at the knitting shop I found that it doesn't have to be that way. You can make wristwarmers out of alpaca, a cowel out of real wool, and maybe even an awesome snail hat.

Now Imma post my knitting stuff, and maybe that'll spread the word of how knitting should be: gorgeous looking, good quality material, fun, and above all; not just for your granny.

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Well, everybody ELSE has one. So I decided to do what the cool kids are doing and start a kninkmeme of my own. Its a place to ask for-and fill-requests of forgotten realms fanfic and fanart. Fans gotta stick together, you know.

Tell your friends.
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I'm not dead, I swear. I just don't have a scanner; and as I just discovered with the three recent uploads, cell phones take horrible pictures. I had to do color correction on all of them; especially Entreri. He turned from a fine middle-eastern skin tone into green. GREEN. Ugh.

In other news, I've started to make wire-wrapped jewelry. Pics to come when I have a decent camera.

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Well, everybody ELSE has one. So I decided to do what the cool kids are doing and start one of my own. Its a place to ask for-and fill-requests of forgotten realms fanfic and fanart. Fans gotta stick together, you know.

Tell your friends.
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Well, everybody ELSE has one. So I decided to do what the cool kids are doing and start one of my own. frkinkmeme.livejournal.com/735… a place to ask for-and fill-requests of forgotten realms fanfic and fanart. Fans gotta stick together, you know.

Tell your friends.
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...No, not really. But now that I have your attention, I wish to discuss something.

I need a job.

No, this is not going to be a whiny post about 'I needz money, plz so I can buy anime!'. Money is nice, but there is another reason why I need it. Jobs are often seen as a grueling, hated thing that you wish you could do without but you need so you can get the cash. It eats into your all important anime-watching time, your drawing time, or wandering-aimlessly-around-on-TV-tropes time (Yes, I'm looking at YOU Yuki). Annoying. Horrible. Necessary.

Why I want a job is for the other things it offers: a schedule, a purpose, a feeling of solidarity. I hate this aimlessness; days of nothing but staring at a computer or TV screen trying to find things to do. I want to feel USEFULL, dammit, not a couch potato slowly moldering away! I want to work, I want to earn, I want a feeling of accomplishment that even finishing a major art project cant give. I shake my fist at thee, oh (un)happily employed, I wish I were you!
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This is for your entertainment dears. The things that you NEVER see on animal planet or those other documentaries on animal life. Some of them are disturbing. Some are disgusting.

…One of them is kinda cute.

But the rest makes me go WTF.

Domestic Cat:
Lets start out with the cute one. Now, if any of you have owned a cat, you'll notice they do that reeeeeally slooooow blink of theirs when they feel happy. Especially when you pet them. In cat language, this means 'I love you'. If you do this slow blink to them, they will blink back.
Lions
Some people say homosexuality isn't natural. Well…it is. In a pride of lions, the father drives out his sons once they are big enough to survive on their own. Once on their own, they form bachelor groups. In order to keep the peace and establish the pecking order they…hump each other. Yup. Think of it like being in prison; if you are on the low end of the scale, you are everybody's bitch. (pssst…don't drop the soap.)

Turkey Buzzards
These guys don't have feathers on their head so they don't get rotting meat stuck on them. Their natural defense is projectile vomit. They also poop on their feet to keep cool.
…ew.

Hyenas
The girls are more manly than the boys. I'm not kidding. Even the people who study them have trouble telling the girls from the boys. Why? Because the girls HAVE DONGS. And balls. A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. To mate, the meeker male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis. That's difficult for the males, but still nothing compared to the female having to give birth through a penis. DEAR GOD THE PAIN!

Angeler fish
The male Angler Fish engages in a sexual suicide of sorts, when he finds a female, he has sex with her…and never pulls out. Over time, the male's organs (save his testes) degenerate and he effectively becomes part of the female, upon whom he relies for sustenance.


...Nature is messed up.
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HEALTH FOOD

...not so healthy.

Case 1: Okay, I went to the Mc Donalds a while back, and I looked at the nutrition labels of the various foods. I found a hilarous fact; the salad was worse than the burger.

Case 2: Rasin bran VS. Capt. Crunch! Which do you think is better? Suprisingly, Rasin Bran has 19 grams of sugar, while Capt. Crunch has 12, and it also more vitamens and minerals.

Case 3: in oooooooone corner, PURE organic health fruit bar, made with fruit and nuts! Iiiiiin the other corner, beef jerky from the Jerky Outlet! Which one will come out on top?...not the health bar, thats for sure. The health bar has 200 calories, 100 of it from fat. The Jerky, on the other hand, has 70 calories, 5 from fat.

...what?

...I mean, what?

THIS MAKES NO SENSE, LKASJDLFKJLSF.

We are so screwed.
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...TO A DUEL.

No, not really. But I just came up with an interesting idea and I want you people to participate. And no, I have no idea where it came from.

CROSSOVER CONCEPT

Okay, basic idea is taking the world from TV series, movies, books, what have you, and mashing them together. Like...taking your favorite charecter(s) from your favorite book, and putting them into the storyline of your favorite tv show. Most of them are horrible (like the naruto-harry potter crossover that has been done to death) while others are hilarious; like this rufftoon.deviantart.com/art/Re….

My challenge to you is to take two of your favorite things, and throw them together. You dont have to do an actual fanfic, the bare bones will do, so long as you give a plausible way these people could meet and get along. However, you must make this original and cross things that are as unlikely as possible to meet.
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No, not Elvis. The other king.

Guess what? It's Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday! Eat cake, or cupcakes, or other cakey-somesuch...thing. Celebrate the life of a man spent in a noble cause, who's life was spent making living better for millons of people today!
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Wandering about on the net, I come across the occasional preachy vegan/vegatarian. You know the kind; people who jumps on you, eyes blazing with hate, when they see you eating a steak. You can hear them coming...first, a harpy-like shriek that alerts you, then as you spin around all you see is a black blur and suddenly this string-bean of a person is inches from you face screaming "MEET IZ MURDUR!!!1!"

You know, they cite compassion twoards animals as a reason for going vegan. Apparently, its only twoard non-human ones. A christian cant go up to a buddist and say 'ur doin it wrong' but a vegan can sink thier manicured nails into my flesh and people will just stare.

*Sigh* Go on love, eat your tofu, and I will leave you to yourself; but leave me and my steak alone. KK?

To that end, I wish to say a few things about the flaws of 'holier than thou' practice of vegans. Christians had thier wich hunts. Islam, thier terrorists. Veganisum, too, is not exempt from flaws.

You say meat is murder? So is farming.

1. The vegtables you eat are grown off huge acres that are artificially waterd from nearby streams and aquifers, lowering the contry water table and causing droughts.

2. The crops are fertalized not only with animal dung and artifical fertalizers, but with animal products. A blood-and-bone meal is especially nutricious for plants, as well as ground feathers from chicken slaughterhouses, and a myriad of other products.

3. The fertilizer runoff from farms flows into streams and rivers, causing widespread pollution. when this makes its way to the sea, it causes a dead zone in the Gulf of Mexico. The Dead Zone in the Gulf of Mexico is a large region of water that has very low oxygen concentrations, and therefore can't support aquatic life. For more, go here: [link]

4. When crops are harvested, animals are enevitably killed by the combine. Baby mice cannot run away, nor the eggs in the nest made by groud-dwelling birds. Rats, mice, rabbits, snakes and other small animals are crushed, torn apart, and otherwise mutilated by the blades of the harvester.

5. Crops require acres of land to be raised, which destroys prime habitate for animals. Organic, grass fed cows, on the other hand, are fed on natural grasslands and can coexist with other animals such as the deer, fox, badger, etc. Cows turn grassland unuseable for crops with unedible grass into a myriad of useful products and nourishing food. And, if raised organically and fed only grass, cows have less of an impact on the enviroment than crops.

Other things to consider:

1. Some vegatarians eat supplements. The suplements are made in a factory, which belches out polutiants, and are created with gelitian. Do you know what Gelatin is? Wikipedia says: "Gelatin...is a translucent, colorless, odorless, brittle, nearly tasteless solid substance, derived from the collagen inside animals' skin and bones. It is commonly used as a gelling agent in food, pharmaceuticals, photography, and cosmetic manufacturing."

2. Vegatarians eat a great deal of different foods to make sure they are not losing any vitamens they might be missing in meat. Many of these foods are not grown locally, and must be carried hundreds of miles from distant shores. The amounts of fossil fuels for this-transportation and refrigeration-are quite large. This contributes to your carbon footprint.

Both veganisum and the typical diet has its cost in lives, thiers are just harder to see. For myself, I would prefer to by my plant products, meat, and milk, from small organic farmers that have sustainability of the earth formost in thier mind. Enviromentally freindly, humane, as well as delicious and nutricious!

Okay, enough of my preaching. I invite you to discuss: agree, disagree, argue intelligently with me! Question it, poke and prod at it, and do your reserch. Come up with ideas and arguments of your own, and dont be afraid to disagree with me-disscussion is gooooood.
Eat cookies.
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1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Ashley

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Ashizzle (how do you pronounce that? Ash-izzle? A shizzle?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

red lioness (well, it was going to be griffin, but that isn't a 'real' animal, per say.)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Gasah

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

blue pepper (Dr. pepper is delicious.)

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

I'm not gonna bother with that one. The spelling was ridiculous and the pronunciation horrendously hard.

...waaaaait a minute...

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

Marie Paul

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

black flora (we actually call her 'cat' all the time, but hey, its the thought that counts.)

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)

asruto (ass-ruto....nice. Not keeping that one.

10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)

Captain Fey. (not the actual spelling, but I'm spelling it phonetically so you guys can say it.)
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Picard is dissapointed in you. www.elfwood.com/~luigibros64a

THIS is why I like deviantart.

Mostly this is just a journal for fun, done becuase I was having epic lolz over at Encyclopedia Dramatica encyclopediadramatica.com/Main…. I was looking at thier page on elfwood (dont ask me why, becuase I cant remember) and saw that gem. Also, I made this journal becuase the last one was...dated.

And for the sharing of lolz, of course.
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And now for another bit of pointless nattering.

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your previous Journal).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé (
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


(Soooo...here goes.)

Dear Ocelotte,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your closet and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the apartment building.
Fuck off now


-Spellwing777-


Welllll...that was an interesting meme, to say the least. Poor Ocelotte, you get picked on by me a lot. :XD:
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I ish spamming yo inboxez, man.

Anyways...

I was cleaning out all my old junk, throwing out crappy pics and keeping the less crappy ones, and I realized somthing.

...I should probably put some of these up on here. Most of them are going to remain doodles, but a slect few will actually be turned into art. Their is a LOT though, so I wanted to explain myself so I dont get a flood of notes demanding an explanation.
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You know, I was trying to write a rather amusing piece of dialog the other day, but I just couldn't thing of enough funny insults. So I looked some up.

...And found a treasure trove.

I dont wanna keep this source of amusement to myself, my friendlies. Its a long file though. Enjoy! :D

"This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible, this was terrible with raisins in it." Dorothy Parker

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

You sir, deserve a medal. A Darwin Award no less.

If being stupid was a black hole, you would be well past the event horizon.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Ripley's doesn't believe you.

You're so shallow, you disappear when you stand in profile.

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

That would make him sharp like a marble.

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower!

Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades

Take a long walk on a short pier.

Go play in traffic.

She doesn't have issues, she has the whole subscription.

Looks like you're about 4 years too late for your abortion
appointment.

Hey, I've got some extra money, here, PLEASE allow me to pay for your birth control.

I hope to god you're here for a hysterectomy.

I used to be pro-life, but you've convinced me to change my views.

If your mother were not a prostitute and your father a kitchen drudge, I might stir myself to be annoyed with you.

If your nature didn't lead you to trample everyone in your path with vindictive glee, you might be tolerable.

Since my last conversation, you have reached rock-bottom and started to dig.

You! Out of the gene pool!

You are really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.

You work well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

When you open your mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.

You have delusions of adequacy.

You set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.

You are depriving a village of their idiot.

You shall go far...and the sooner you start, the better.

You got a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

A gross ignoramus...144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

So, you don't have ulcers, but you're a carrier.

You have a photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on.

You are a prime candidate for natural de-selection.

If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.

If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.

Wow! If I stand close enough to you, I can hear the ocean.

It's hard to believe you beat off 1,000,000 other sperm.

You are one neuron short of a synapse.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.

It takes you two hours to watch '60 Minutes'.

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

He claims to be male, but knows colors like "maroon" and "sea-green."

Bright as Alaska in December.

Men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

He doesn't have a better idea, just a louder voice.

Other than the police, no one is really interested in him.

Help reduce air pollution -- stop breathing!

Want to improve your looks? Wear a mask!

Leave your brain to science.  Maybe they can find a cure for it.

You must have been a big surprise to your parents. They expected a boy
or a girl.

The last time I saw someone with a face like yours, I threw it a fish.

Be back next time, for another thrilling installment ooooooooof...Creative Insults!
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...Becuase it looked fun.

There are four rules to this tag!
1.- put these rules
2.- say 8 things about yourself
3.- tagg 8 victi...er, people
4.- tell these 8 poor souls that they have been tagged (and laugh at them)

1. I HATE Tomatoes. Hate, hate, haaaaate To. Ma. Toes.

2. ...Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho dosent get enough love. Becuse of this-and for the fact he's the only on in the quartet that has decent morals-I like him more than the others.

3. I still have never had my first kiss...and, damnit, I refuse to do the rest until I'm married. No matter how much my former (pregnet, I might add) roomate pesters me to do so. The old, christian values are, suprisingly, right on the issue. If it can work for my brother, it can work for me.

...I'll get off my high horse now.

4. I am a lazy bum. Not that is suprising to anyone who knows me.

5. TSO'S CHICKEN IS THE BOMB!

6. If I had a superpower it would be...SHAPESHIFTING! I refuse to conform!

7. ...And, come to think of it, probably more useful.

8. Jeff Dunham FTW.

I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU!...and whoever sees this and wants to do it.
  • Listening to: .Hack music. Never watched it, love the music
  • Reading: The Da Vinci Lies
  • Watching: I dont watch TV. TV sucks these days...
  • Playing: Air gituiar
  • Eating: snickity snacks.
  • Drinking: moo juice.
Eh, me deviant journal was gettening rather old, so I updated.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy.

I am going to cirque de solie, an awesome cicus, on friday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8WfVM… Mum and dad got the tickets, and the whole family is going!

In other news...

Winterfest in frankenmuth is going on this weekend too, so not only am I going to Cirque De Soleil, I'm going to winterfest. Hopfully, I be able to grab a couple of my friends. Winterfest is so fun-snow and ice sculptures, cutesy shops, fireworks...and fudge. Mmmm...fudge. Peanut butter fudge is my faaaaavorite. Nummy.
  • Listening to: .Hack music. Never watched it, love the music
  • Reading: The Da Vinci Lies
  • Watching: I dont watch TV. TV sucks these days...
  • Playing: Air gituiar
  • Eating: snickity snacks.
  • Drinking: moo juice.
As the title says, got any ideas? I need somthing to do for christmas, but Im all out on creativity, and this new job is sucking away both time and energy.

HoneyBaked ham requires a lot of standing to take customers orders, going into a big fridge to haul out hams and turkeys, wrapping said hams, and taking reservations. Yes, you actually need to reserve hams. I thought this was a bit odd, but after hearing horror stories about the holiday rush, I can see why. And just think, I'll be able to see that phenomana for myslef. Bleeeegh...

*dies*

At least I got today off. However, from tomorrow till christmas eve, I will be working from 8 to 6. That, my friends, is a lot longer than the normal hours I got at my last job-which were short, 5 hour shifts. This job does have its perks though. Free samples of the best EVAR ham and turkey, apple dumplings, cake...mmm...excuse me while I napkin to wipe the drool up. Needless to say, they have good food. If your ever in the outskirts of flint, stop by Honeybaked ham and give me your luck.

I'll be the person up front, taking your order, and looking like a deer in the headlights.
  • Listening to: .Hack music. Never watched it, love the music
  • Reading: Zanth series.
  • Watching: I dont watch TV. TV sucks these days...
  • Eating: snickity snacks.
  • Drinking: moo juice.
Becuase it needed an update.

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

OCs:

Argulor- run bitches. >:}

Cheshire- Iiiiii see a little silhouette of a man, scaramouche, scara-oh, hello.

M&M- I gave up polishing my tommy guns for this?

BW-  ...help.

How old are you?

Argulor: ...damn. Thats a good question. *ponders*

Cheshire: so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-*continues singing*

M&M: 28. Stop the godamn singing Cheshire!

BW: 22...er...put the gun down M&M...


What's your height?

Argulor: Tall enough to bitchslap joo.

Cheshire: tall enough, so that when I kneel down I can-

M&M: TOO MUCH INFO.

BW: 5'3'. uhm...am I the only one who's acutaully gonna answer the question?


Are you a virgin?

Argulor: With this body, how could you think that?

Cheshire: NOPE! :D

M&M: ...The hell kinda questions are these?

BW: .__.'


Who's your mate/spouse?

Argulor: Kurama's my bitch. >:}

Cheshire: ...then you'd better share, damnit.

M&M: To damn busy.

BW: ...Doing what? Sitting naked on the bean bag chair eating cheese puffs?

M&M: STFU.


Do you have any kids?

Argulor: A few, but they never visit. >:C damn kids.

Cheshire: ...kinda hard for me too...although I have been considering adoption. Just have to get a boyfriend first and convince him.

M&M: You idiot. Your fish died becuase you forgot to feed them. I am not going to let you become a plaugh on the next generation. And no, I dont have kids.

BW: no. But...I'd think I'd be a good parent.


What's your favourite food?

Argulor: Anchovie pizza.

Cheshire: MEN. >:D

M&M: Cheesecake. At least it was before THAT particular comment. Kinda lost my appetite.

BW: Wich one? :puke:


What's your favourite ice cream flavor?

Argulor: Strawberry. If only thier was a brittany spears flavor...

Cheshire: ...ehehehehe...speaking of FLAVORS that you wish you could have-

M&M: KILL YOU DEAD.

BW: chocklate.


Have you killed anyone?

Argulor: My favorite pastime next to manipulating people.

Cheshire: .___. ...I am never giving you any of my mushrooms.

M&M: Really? Wanna help me kill this motherfucker?

BW: N-n-no. Er...most of the time I stop people from killing each other...>.>

Do you hate anyone?

Argulor: Nahhh, just racisum and blacks.

Cheshire: LOVE! Lovelovelovelovelove!

M&M: Hate? No. Loath utterly...yes.

BW: No...not really.


Have any secrets?

Argulor: I'm wearing womans underwear!

Cheshire: Its a thong! XD Nope, no secrets.

M&M: Only the ones that I want to keep from the cops.

BW: Uhh...I drink out of the carton?


Do you love anyone?

Argulor: MYSELF.

Cheshire: Narccisist. *snort* Kurama's sexy ass.

Argulor: What, just his ass?

M&M: NOBODY.

BW: my friends.

What is your job?

Argulor: Being an agent of satan. Dont worry, my duties are largly cerimonal.

Cheshire: And the scary thing is...that could be true. XD I work as a bartender at a nightclub.

M&M: Honarary mob member. This usually consists of killing people. Guns and a dropcloth are a requirement.

BW: Cleaning at the same nightclub.


What do you do to relax?

Argulor: Drink, fuck, and sleep. Usually in that order.

Chesire: get somone to give me backscratches.

M&M: polish my guns and listen to classical music.

BW: Give backscratches. Me an Cheshire make a good team. XD


DONE

Mmmm...I tag templerstorms(sp?) Yuki, and DJ.
  • Listening to: .Hack music. Never watched it, love the music
  • Reading: Zanth series.
  • Watching: I dont watch TV. TV sucks these days...
  • Eating: snickity snacks.
  • Drinking: moo juice.
First off, I left on thursday for Spit 'n Whittle up in Evart. This is, basically, is an event that consists of woodcarving, powercarving, and woodburning. I carved to my hearts content, making an eagle cane head. This cane head was given away to be mounted, packaged, and shipped to an injured veteran in the project called 'Lean On Me', which has so far involved thousands of woodcarvers all over America. A worthy cause.

Also, I worked on a small cedar leaf and a bird made out of pecan wood. The leaf is finished and needs a coat of finish, while the bird will be done pretty soon. Over these four days, I was surrounded by fellow carvers and witnessed AWESOME carvings. Its a shame that few other people are involved in the craft...

However, the big (autually, small...) surprise was waiting at home.

It has for legs, a fluffy tail, and is the frikin CUTEST thing. What is it? Why, its a puppy. Yes, a puppy. A girl pup, to be exact, and a mix of collie and chow I belive. Meaning it has long, silky fur and is tan and black in color. CUTE. She's freindly, and even though shes a puppy, she's not as hyper as most dogs. Well behaved, although I think thats becuase dads had four days to train her not to jump on you. (he's good with dogs.) As soon as she sees you she's all 'love love love!' wrigling an nuzzleing you and working the cute card.

Dad bought her as a surprise for mum, since she'd been wanting a dog with me leaving for college an all and the house being empty. Now, Mum will have somone to walk with in the morning and to fuss over.

However, we have one problem: a name for this cute critter. Any suggestions, mah peeps?