Off Brand Demopan: Origins

While trying to be like his inspiration, Demopan. Off Brand Demopan was constantly mocked by the BLU team for trying to be like Demopan despite not having the glasses. One day at the Badwater base, it was quieter than normal. The BLU team were expected to push a bomb cart to the RED team's base, but they didn't. The RED spy went to investigate, only to find that the entire BLU team was dead. They had been slaughtered. Their bodies mangled and almost unrecognizable. The Spy knew what this meant, there was a freak nearby. He tried to make it back to the RED base to warn his team, but an arrow was shot through his stomach. As the Spy collapsed, his head was chopped off. It was Christian Brutal Sniper. One by one, he picked off the RED Team. First the Pyro, then the Soldier, and next the sniper. But after killing the sniper, the rest of the RED team arrived. The RED scout, who was leading his RED team squad, ordered his team to open fire. Christian Brutal Sniper threw his bone saw at the RED Medic before he could Ubercharge the Heavy. Heavy fired his minigun and managed to injure Christian Brutal Sniper, who fired back with his bow and arrow. The Arrow hit Heavy directly in the Face. As the Heavy's body fell to the Ground, the Scout, Engineer, and Off Brand Demopan ran back to spawn. Engineer didn't make it as Christian Brutal Sniper threw one of his machetes at him bowie knife style. Off Brand Demopan pulled out his bottle of alcohol and struck Christian Brutal Sniper in the head with it. The Glass shards injuring Christian Brutal Sniper. Christian Brutal Sniper kicked Off Brand Demopan in the chest, knocking Off Brand Demopan out. The RED scout tired to defend himself with his baseball bat but Christian Brutal Sniper effortlessly disarmed the Scout. Christian Brutal Sniper then said to the horrified scout, "Let's see how much Bloods in ya!". As Christian Brutal Sniper went for the killing blow, his Machete impacted something. Not flesh but metal. Off Brand Demopan was back to his feet with a frying pan. Off Brand Demopan's legacy as a freak had begun.