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Ask Spaztique: Jazzhands saves the world(?)

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Well, wasn't that nice of him? Merry Christmas, Dr. Jazzhands.
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TBA-NA's avatar

Is there any other lore/backstory behind Maximillion Jazzhands?

illuminatitriforce's avatar
so, this timeline is still a failure.
EnkavmaKataigida's avatar
...aaand now I have this weird headcanon where "Dr." Jazzhands keeps on reminding people/insisting he has a PhD...
illuminatitriforce's avatar
jazzhands: "I WENT TO COLLAGE!"
popfan95b's avatar
Smurfman256's avatar
At least he didn't become the Prime Minister of Canada and declare war on the US...f-ing Cirno and her illiteracy...
ZenbuWaifu's avatar
Dang it Jazzhands! I'm a huge fan of Haruhi Suzumiya! Curse you!
AlgaeNymph's avatar
Indeed.  You just know Yuki is plotting her revenge.
SaboteurLBJV's avatar
Who the heck is Justin Beiber?

Well, whoever he/she is, this is still the best timeline ever!!!
magiwolfe's avatar
He is the devil's son, the lord of evil. He also has no singing talent at all.
barbakki's avatar
Spaztique's avatar
Jazzhands: "Not even close, my dear man: this sounds like a squeak music song slowed down 8000%. Pitch-shift this thing so high that it makes your dog plead for death, increase the highest frequency volumes by 24+ db, and maybe you'll sound like a really, REALLY soft squeak song."
barbakki's avatar
I think I'm keeping it this way...
neonate345678's avatar
Don't worry, I heard Justin Bieber has a scheduled Death Battle against Jessica Black [link]
StevosStuff's avatar
Squeak music, huh?

*pulls up Mixcraft*
Hydrogems's avatar
Well let us hope that this timeline doesn't have Bowser heading towards the earth in the near future so he could take control of all of us and would lead us in a all out war agaisnt the Koopa King.
TBA-NA's avatar

Meanwhile in SimCity...

stupidbread's avatar
BRITAIN HAS RUN OUT OF TEA
I REPEAT
BRITAIN HAS RUN OUT OF TEA
THE WORLD IS NOT SAVED YET
neonate345678's avatar
It's the Boston tea party all over again!
Fewcus's avatar
Followed closely by the mass suicide of every British person, obviously.
CyborgMage's avatar
Wonder how Britain fared in that Godking Bieber timeline.

Cloned Winston Churchill to battle the menace?
barbakki's avatar
Well, I am gonna make me some squeak music!
KidSapiens's avatar
That last panel cracks me up.
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