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Stolen from ~Yao-Yao (who stole it from ~YourSuperior apparently.)

01) What is your name: Spawnof (and no, Im NOT telling you my real name.)
02) Your nickname: D, Neys, Hulk, Popeye and some others which i wont repeat for fear of self incrimination.
03) Birthday: June 24th
04) Horoscope sign: Cancer
05) Origins: England/South Africa + more
06) Religion: God can stick his prayers, I want RESULTS!
07) Nationality: British and Proud
08) Parents: These two aliens who gave me perfect DNA. My mom an Dad, what the hell did you think?
09) Do you love them: Of course, best parents ever.
10) Brothers or sisters: Yeah, apparently this odd child who stays at our place occasionally is my sister, but Im sure she's, like, not related.
11) Do you like the place where you live: I live in many places (Im a student), but I do like most of them.
13) Colour of your eyes: Gray/Blue
14) Height: 5'6", now shut up.
15) Weight: Depends, before or after crimbo? Normally around 70kgs.
16) What grade are you in: Grade? Fuck that for a joke, 5th year varisty all the way baby!
17) What marks do you have: Big birthmark on my arm, lots of scars, and ok marks at varsity.
18) Do you work anywhere: Yeah, Im an assisant project manager on a construction site. I cant tell you where it is cos its one of those black sites, not supposed to exist. (No, really, Im serious)
19) What do you want to be in your life: Ambiguous question, what do I want to be or what do I want in my life: I want to be happy and safe, I want a large sum of money, in my bank account, yesterday.
20) Your life style: Style? Fitness freak, general addict. "If you're gonna do something, do it properly"
21) Personal quote: Heavy dyas
22) Lucky number: 7, 13, 20
23) What are you interested in: I answered this already, lots. But mainly my friends, my family and my health.
24) Good side of your character: 100%, all the time. Never settle for the status quo, and fuck no, Im so NOT coming second.
25) Bad side of it: 100%, all the time.
26) Is your life happy: Im alive, I have friends, I have money (some), I have people who care about me, I am not in any way retarded. Whats not to like?
27) Do you think that you are crazy: Im fucking wierd, son, wierd.
28) What is the time: 22:22 (freaky!)
29) What is the date: January 12th
30) What's the weather like: Windy as hell, they closed all the bridges its so bad!
31) Favourite day in a week: Dunno, Friday? "Its the WEEKEND, BABY!"
32) Favourite music: Answered this already... Something I can dance to.
33) Singer: Me in the shower? The guy out of Snow Patrol, John Lennon, Johnny Cash (R.I.P. Johnny)
34) Band: Too... many... names... brain... overload...
35) Song: Solar Stone - Solar Coaster
36) Best concert you have been to: The Coca-Cola Colab - Fatboy Slim, Metallica, Sitter, Rasmus + others who I cant remember the names of... It was nuts, two stages, 12 hours!
37) Actress: Sienna Miller (Yes, she is an actress, yes she has talent, and damn is she HOT), Kiera Knightley
38) Actor: Ryan Reynolds, Clive Owen, Bob DeNiro, Yoda (cos no one plays him as such), Johnny Depp
39) Film: Trainspotting FTW. Layer Cake.
40) TV series: The sports channels, Adult Swim (No, its not porn, idiot), Futurama
41) Theatre play: Hmmmm... The Iron Man (Im sure it was a book first, though)
42) Film director: Guy Richie
43) Do you want to be famous: Yes, but no so that people go through my trash to find out what I eat, thats plain fucked UP!
44) Do you want to be an actor/actress: I havent acted since I was, like, 13. So no, not really.
45) Do you want to be a singer: Only if hot women threw themselves at me and Jamiroquai lent me his car collection.
46) Book: Shit, dunno, Ive read a ton. Terry Pratchett novels?
47) Colour: Blue. Its versatile. Then red.
48) Flower: Orchids
49) Food: Food.
50) Drink: Vodka, Lime n water. Coke has too many calories. (insert groan here)
51) Sweet: Shit, fudge is the kryptonite of my diets.
52) Fruit: Lemons. Versatile.
53) The worst food: Asparagus (make your pee smell!)
54) Alcohol Drink: Already answered this, so Ill add: GlenKinshie 12yr Whisky.
56) Do you take some drugs (and what): Send me your number and Ill make a house call if you need some "products".
57) What do you adore wearing: Boxers and, surprisingly, suits.
58) Do you think that you are pretty: Pretty? Fuck no, but god damn am I handsome!
59) What languages do you speak: English, english, english, some french, some afrikaans. I can speak Scottish (its another language the way they speak up here: argh argh aaaargh, margh mar ar ak!)
67) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/male: Shit, dunno. Ive got some male model friends, but not them. My cousin Dan is a very handsome chap?
68) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/female: Roxane and Emma, Sarah. Three of my best friends, beautiful on the inside AND on the outside.
69) The most beautiful person on dA/male: Huh?
70) The most beautiful person on dA/female: Huh, HUH? Ill answer these later, I need a better look round.
71) 5 of your best friends on dA/male: Ive only bin here a week!
72) 5 of your best friends on dA/female: Like I said, A WEEK!
73) The ugliest person on dA/male: See above
74) The ugliest person on dA/female: And again
75) The person on dA who you love the most/female: Above
76) The person on dA who you love the most/male: Stock answer
77) The person on dA who you don't like at all/female: No one
78) The person on dA who you don't like at all/male: No one
79) Are you in love: With? Specify.
80) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: No time, too expensive, the list goes on...
81) How does he/she look: Huh, didnt you HEAR ME?
83) When was your Very First Kiss: Shit, a while ago? Like, years.
84) How was it: Awkward, bumping teeth, rubbish really. After you get the 1st one wrong, the rest are just a bus load better!
85) Are you virgin: Ill give you one guess and it better be a two letter answer.
86) Do you have cell phone: Yup.
87) E-mail address: scroll Up, up, up. Keep going...
88) Do you have something against gays: No, I have gay friends.
89) The best experience in your life: So far? Lots. The joys of success, achievment. Accomplisment. The "chilling with friends, oh my god, im so happy" effect.
90) The worst experience in your life: Fuck, not going THERE righ now...
91) When are you the happiest: Driving, doing art (only recently mind), sleeping, with friends.
92) When were you the most scared: Shit, not going there either.
93) When were you the saddest: Death, loss, failure.
94) Who do you want to go on deserted island with: Deserted? or desert? A deck of cards, piles of gambling chips, crates of beer and booze (chilled, naturally), some illegal substances and all my friends. Party up in here.
95) Do you have a secret: Many. Yes, lots, now go away.
96) What would you do if you were invisible for one hour: Girls locker room, hands down. No, dunno. CIA? White House? The bank vault? The options are many...
97) Who do you want to get stuck in a lift with: A pretty brunette who is a good conversationalist and doesnt smell bad.
98) Do you have an idol: Yes. A couple actually.
99) If world goes apocalyptic, and you can save only one person, who will that be: Hmmmm, thats an absolute bugger. If I can only save one its not worth it, Id rather go with everyone else than stay here with one person (who Im bound to punch in the face in under a week)
100) Tag 5 of your friends: Everybody who reads this. Spread the love.