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Le Roi Arthur, la critique
Le Roi Arthur, Critique du film
#MégaSpoilersAhead
#DitesPasQueJeVousAiPasPrévenus
#ÇaVaSaignerJeVousPréviens
#EtEnPlusYenADesPagesCestDireAQuelpointCestMauvais
Haaa, Guy Ritchie.. réalisateur éclectique s'il en est, connu surtout pour ses relectures des classiques ( Ses Sherlock Holmes) et par ses films pleins d'un humour noir et ciselés qui en font des pépites ( Je pense à Snatch et surtout Arnaques, Crimes et Botanique que j'avais adoré)
Et là j'ai envie de dire…
"Mais Guy, sérieux ? Sérieux Dude ? Il s’est passé quoi là? Quelqu'un a battu ton chien à mort avec le cadavre de ton chat et tu souffrais tellement que t'as voulu partager ça ? Parce que là, oui, j'ai souffert en regardant ce film, vraiment... Beaucoup fort fort même... Et pour plein de trucs différents en plus. J'vais sûrement avoir l'air de la vieille aigrie de service en plein SPM mais j'ai pas trouv
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Literature
Souvenirs
Souviens toi, souviens toi.. Cette petite voix au fond de ton crâne.. Quel est ton premier souvenir ? Fais tu partie de ces chanceux ou chanceuses qui presque dès le berceau se souviennent ? Mémoires d'un instant, de la chaleur du soleil sur ta joue, d'une chute hilare amortie par ta couche, de ta première glace, cette douceur sucrée qui t'ai fait frissonner avant d'ouvrir grand le bec pour réclamer Encore, encore ?
Nous avons tous des souvenirs d'enfance que nous chérissons, mais certains en ont plus que d'autres.
Je me souviens de rien avant moi 11 ou 12ème anniversaire.. d'un autre coté, je pense que c’est franchement mieux, un mécanisme de survie, une façon instinctive de me protéger. Je ne cherche pas à me souvenir, je sais que derrière ces portes closes des monstres rôdent et que je ne puis encore les affronter.
Cependant, , les fragments que je possède, que je chéris , certains sont parfai
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Literature
Tranche de vie : Le vieil homme et le sac a main
Qui aime aller chez le dentiste ? Et ben pas moi.
Même avec ma super dentiste trop choupie de la mort qui tue que même qu'elle me met mes films ou séries préférés sur le grand écran installé au dessus du fauteuil. Oui, voir les petits popotins de Sam et Dean moulés dans du jean, bizarrement ça m'aide à gérer la fraise, mais pas complètement. Comme quoi rien n'est parfait !
Bref cette fois ci Spadie s'est déplacée pour rien, la dentiste a jeté un oeil à ma bouche et est partie en mode "ha non mais je vous touche pas, vous êtes toute brulée au fond de la gorge là!"
Ha, oui, c'est vrai je vous ai pas dit. C'est pas que je suis une grande stressée de la life mais un peu quand même et quand je stresse ben je me fais un ulcère et celui que j'ai en ce moment c'est du virulent, du style, je me nourris depuis une semaine de pansements gastriques, pain, riz nature et purée de c
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Literature
Et si on communiquait , et dans communiquer il y a
J'ai un petit coup de gueule sur les réclamations en magasin. Enfin, moins un coup de gueule (quoi que) qu'un petit explicatif détaillé suite à un article qui m'a été donné à lire où il était conseillé aux clients de commerces de détail (vêtements, chaussures, etc etc ) d'être les plus bruyants et désagréables possible quand ils ont des réclamations car "les vendeurs voudront juste vous voir partir et céderont à vos demandes"
Et là ben j'ai fait un son bizarre entre le "Grouik" et le "Lol wut" et je me suis dit que ça serait limite d'utilité publique d'expliquer comment à mon sens (et ça n'engage que moi, hein) on peut gérer ce genre de situation sans passer pour une bande de dégénérés défoncés au crack coupé aux sels de bain.
Pour commencer, en tant que vendeuse et je réitère ça n'engage peut être que moi, h
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Literature
Tranche de vie, au travail
Je ne célèbre jamais la fête des mères, et je ne supporte pas les enfants.
Ha ça plante un sacré décor, n'est ce pas ? Direct, cash, pan dans les dents, zou à la trappe l'icône de la maman et de la fââââmme aimante porteuse de vie, on s'imagine directement la vieille fille acariâtre, confite dans son fiel, un chat étique sur les genoux et engueulant les enfants qui auraient le malheur de passer sous mes fenêtres ?
Ajoutez à cela une moue renfrognée permanente et une voix aigrelette exhortant à "Laisser la Fraaaance aux François de Francie" et on a le carré gagnant, la quinte flush du cliché! XD
Et bien non, bien au contraire.
J'aime les gens, et j'ai toujours envié, jalousé ( hou le vilain sentiment que voilà) ceux et celles de mes amis qui avaient une famille aimante ou à tout le moins unie. Je n'ai jamais connu cela, juste la douleur sèche des gifles
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Awkward Aelys by spadiekitchenqueen Awkward Aelys :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 9 23 Bairei Kalienski by spadiekitchenqueen Bairei Kalienski :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 8 6 Deyandar Seraslan by spadiekitchenqueen Deyandar Seraslan :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 26 20 Lidjia Miep Visteien by spadiekitchenqueen Lidjia Miep Visteien :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 12 5 Akhala Eila Nernani by spadiekitchenqueen Akhala Eila Nernani :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 36 25 Hasan Vleresim by spadiekitchenqueen Hasan Vleresim :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 11 13 Lundrim Vleresim by spadiekitchenqueen Lundrim Vleresim :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 20 24 Land Ahoy! by spadiekitchenqueen Land Ahoy! :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 16 32 Emrah by spadiekitchenqueen Emrah :iconspadiekitchenqueen:spadiekitchenqueen 30 44

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Commissions and stuff

Commissions for me:


Here are my uncoming commissions:



*Iza Nagi iza-nagi.deviantart.com/ Aelys in her armor (unpaid) on hiatus
* Gudulett-e Judith and Mariella (unpaid)
* moonstone-goddess Katy and brats (unpaid)
* PotemkinBuster a set of 10 sketches, paid
*Ritusss a group shot of the Keeshir guard, paid





Commissions for others:

* verysofisticated in discussion
* melusineistross to be defined


List of artists I totally would commission again, and again :D
:iconnaeviss: :iconsolar-sea: :iconserelyartworks: :iconsonges-et-crayons: :iconmariposa-nocturna: :iconnoquietinhere: :iconsyoshiko: :iconszajnie: :iconowlivia: :iconay-leen: :iconclo-ne: :iconsaikats: :icondreamy-bibe: :iconphantagrafie: :iconchenria: :iconpendalune: : :icontaraprince: :icontira-owl: :iconneirr: :iconeeren: :iconcristianaleone: :iconlinelana:


List of artists that I can't given my experience (which is mine, and can vary, at least I hope for some others..)
The :bulletred: means I haven't have any news for now quite some time (several months) and will consider those as well, not going to be done, sadly. Or refunded in any way for the some I paid upfront, given what some "artists"told me.
I leave those here because I do hope it will make those persons react. If I happen to be refunded or to finally get the art I will remove their name.
So here are the artists I just can't recommend....
:bulletred: YaoiBlonde:yaoiblonde.deviantart.com/ a group drawing of Katy and team 8 (paid)???
:bulletred: *1llustri 1llustri.deviantart.com/ Aelys and sugeru (paid) has been ignoring me for months...

:bulletred: Kisameshark14 kisameshark14.deviantart.com/ : Katy and Hinata (took my points and blocked me)
:bulletred: Shiro-Shimizu shiro-shimizu.deviantart.com/ Azami (paid) No news for 7 months, account deserted
*Lolitaninja lolitaninja.deviantart.com/ : Alternate Universe Ae and Aelys (I'm so in love with the AU stuff for them!) (paid) done 2/5 waiting since one year and half
*Monochromacy monochromacy.deviantart.com/ : playful Katy (paid) and castaway Aelys (paid) (on hiatus...) waiting since one year
*elfdust a 2 charas with background paid in september 2012
:bulletred:*Crusanite crusanite.deviantart.com/ Aelys, Gider, Azami (paid 1 year)... said would do. No news ever since but personnal art posted very regularly. One done in early july, no news since
:bulletred:*Fyuna fuyna.deviantart.com/ Katy's father (paid) account deserted
:bulletred:*Deslaias : edits of tattoo drawing, (paid) no news and no answer to my notes while he had agreed to do the alterations; waiting since 5 montsh now...


Requests, gifts, trades and various:


Trades:
* Amdhuscias a 3 charas drawing in exchange of a year supply of teas (mty part sent)



Won in giveaway/ contests
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Kiriban:


clonuxY Aelys and Katy lingerie
Mel-Cat Beeren
Piky Aelys
TheDrowningEarth Akane
Merlyn-Wooden Katy or Enassan (tbd)




Art trades and various for others

*a trade with Owlivia: drawings of Baireï and chibis (my part is done)
*A trade with Oinochoe: a fairy tail fanfic for (my part is doneoinochoe.deviantart.com/ she will never do hers



(I generally initiate art trades but am open to proposals so feel free to inquire)

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Adeline
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
France
ho wow, what can I say?

Well, first, hi everyone, thanks for stopping on my page. Hope you will find it to your liking.

I'm Adeline, I'm French, and I'm 34 years old (but make that more like 8 or 10 mentally, at the outmost)

I write. I can't draw to save my life due to a very poor eyesight after a failed surgery, but I do write, a lot. Here I will publish personal works, excerpts of my ongoing Novels, and an few fanfics just because :)
I will also post my attempts at colouring and my successes in cooking and sewing cause I just can't stay idle :)



IMPORTANT! All the drawings on my gallery are pieces I have commissioned from fellow deviants artists to illustrate my stories (Go see their galleries, you will be amazed). I was allowed to use those and even own the commercial rights to some pieces. Nothing here is stolen so haters bashing me for "not being an artist" because I can't draw myself can go eat a potato.


One other, very important thing:

ALL my Ocs are characters I put a lot of effort in creating, designing in the tiniest details, giving a story and background and such. Please be respectful of that and don't steal, claim as your own, copy or "heavily inspire from" It's not only a really pathetic thing to do, but also terribly hurtful for me. Please respect my creations, thanks!


Random facts about me:
-I have two dogs (a frenchie and a bullie) and I'm foster family for mistreated pets so there are generally more than those two on my couch.
- I love to cook
- I have an evil laugh. really. The bad witch in the forest? That's me. Mwouahahhahaha!
- I have a pervy mind! I write pervy texts when I'm stressed out (better than chocolate!).
- I have a weird talent for finding money, literally: I find at least a coin or banknote per month, varying from 50 euros (woot) to one euro (hey, not to be spitted on!)
- I have a very lousy sense of humor, and I love telling dirty jokes. Bear with it.
- I'm nice, much to my dismay. Nice people tend to have a harder time than others but I can't seem to manage to get rid of my niceness. Damn!
- I make friends quite easily so if you want to talk, do go on!
Stamp-Spadie by Tsukiiyo

Stamp-M0onQueen by Tsukiiyo Minions by stuck-in-suburbia MARVEL Hulk + Loki Stamp by TwilightProwler I Worship Neil Gaiman by Foxxie-Chan Death FAN Stamp by HeruNoTenchi Confusing Auditors by spacewarp Miss Susan says by rataplani
Coffee rules by cafeinomane Tard by Gee-X Takeover Stamp by JetProwerTheFox
Special Stamp by Kezzi-Rose Writers Stamp by shadow-wolf-haunts
:icondietodeath1plz::icondietodeath2plz: :iconchopanarm1plz::iconchopanarm2plz: Writer Stamp by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy
:iconohgoodmorningplz::icontheassasinsfailedplz: :icondeargod1plz::icondeargod2plz: Evil Laugh Stamp by PsychoMonkeyShogun
Gimme Coffee by Sadiya STAMP: Glasses by Emotikonz I Have A Dirty Mind by parliamentFunk Character Abuse Stamp -Female- by ChimeraDragonfang I love crack pairings by Kirichan-Inuyasha :thumb96906217:

Current Residence: Rouen, France

Sister: :icondameodessa:

Sisters from another mother ;) :iconcristianaleone: :icongnewi:

Amazing big bro: :iconcas42:
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Last night events

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 13, 2015, 10:49 PM
You know, this last night, it was around 2am. Everyone in the neighrbourhood was still awake, we couldn't sleep. We were checking on friends, family, you name it. I live close enough to Paris that an evening there or working there daily is possible so many people were concerned by the attacks.

I was tehre, in my bed but unable to sleep... and I hear this man, suddenly
No no NOOOOOO !!!!

A wail of such anguish...and he started to cry
I heard him.. In big, big broken sobs
a man crying... Like a child
and I started to cry too because I knew what had just happened to him.


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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2018
Rose petals are yummy,
violets are too -
everything is delicious
and so are you
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Uinn Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2018  Hobbyist
Joyeux anniversaire! :)
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Daegann Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Joyeux anniversaire ! 
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Kervala Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Bon anniversaire Spadie ici aussi :hug: :party: :iconhappybirthdaysignplz:
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ppgrainbow Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhappybirthdaysignplz: :party::cake:
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Uinn Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2017  Hobbyist
Joyeux anniversaire en retaaaaaard!! :cake:
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leomon32 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Bon anniversaire !
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Daegann Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Je sais pas si tu passes toujours par ici mais au cas où, je te souhaite un très bon anniversaire ! :)

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Kervala Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Bon anniversaire ici aussi Spadie :hug: :party: :iconhappybirthdaysignplz:
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Linelana Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Joyeux anniversaire Spadie :D 
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