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Elastic Fur
As a lamb I come
playing roles you desire done
I am the timid one - scared as a beating drum
set to any rhythm you shall strum
locked inside your custom gun - a bullet fired at the painted sun
until thunder breaks my run
As a lamb I come
Cut my fur and wear me like a sweater you have spun
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Literature
Suyash
Life is a rainbow, so choose a crayon
Make something new, by the pencil lead pond
Calm every wave, with your pastel wand
Unshade every tree, to make true every frond
Paint the sunlight, until morning birds spawn
Shine your notebook to the light
until you see through the pages
and then go beyond
There's a purple dragon, on the school yard ground
watching over the merry-go-round
Spinning and twirling, as it comes unwound
Faster and faster, until it's loose from the mound
There's a fire truck engine
roaring clear through the night
Chasing tiger stripe flames, in the pale moonlight
Howling beneath stars, above a concrete path
Accusing the dragon, though it holds no wrath
There's a crater of gravel, below the children's knees
If you swing with your might, you can sail through the breeze
Except below is now blue, and the sky has turned green
And once turned over, you can know what it means
Guardian angels hide their faces
in white clouds that are drawn
miles below, where the astronaut stands
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Childhood Snow by Sour-Sauce Childhood Snow :iconsour-sauce:Sour-Sauce 2 12
Literature
The Pin-Up
Feminine shapes can be so artless
like a fire burning in darkness
Provocative ideas - if only a girl could expose
I long to be stripped naked, without removing my clothes
Mistaken as the colors painted upon lips
Fragile as the raven black curls along finger tips
flowing down to meet acoustic guitar hips
Filthy ideas - if only a girl could express
I long to be stripped bare, without untying my dress
Crimson nails taunting deeper than pain they cause
Heroin calls
Ecstasy burning - I cry out in flames
Without knowing shame, a photographer lays back
and sucks it through his veins
Shall I look for tomorrow?
Emotions felt within are like a night that never ends
they only dim
Raping flashes of a director's camera
exposing what's beneath skin
Who am I, but a horror film rated G?
Like violence, pain and crime that mankind pretends to unsee
I am mere fantasy
Entertainment is a distraction sent to devour my world
Greed abounds - no one notices - I stand and twirl
Kinky magazines empty as library
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Literature
Perfect Child of God
Reality is an empty cradle, with a child already grown
Sat upon the carpet, to discover right from wrong
Stairway through a closet, made of styrofoam
Essence is an empty box, with the toys already gone
A stranded jewel hangs above, looking down from space
Fate is a darkened sky, with the stars all trapped in place
The morning arises, like a path already chosen
Fixtured up above, where everything is frozen
What I'm trying to say is, I hate everyone
Kill you with an axe, and rape your only son
There is a moment, when you go into bloom
And things once ignored, tear away your costume
What I'm trying to say is, I never hurt anyone
Damnation I once feared, will never actually come
I shall run forever, as of today
The air is now fresh, and staying that way
Your eyes seem to tell me, of sin that I've done
Yet my garden is full, of harmonious plumbs
Polite as strawberry honey, leaking on sheets
Dripping on verses, just to make them sweet
Blood in your hands, now yellow and green
Easter on parad
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Now retired from being shot out of cannons at the local circus, I spend my days touring the globe with my fat, sweaty harmonica-playing blues band. When I'm not yelling at a video game for "ripping me off" I can be found writing poetry and devouring souls of the damned. (Some of these are true. Guess which!)

I picture my life having a Walt Disney ending... just not the Old Yeller one.

mama's boy/tryhard gamer/fluent in honky-a-nese/angry poet/student of hard-knocks/wandering spirit in the mortal realm
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We're a somewhat small community online.  We go by /waifu/.  It's a daily thread on 4chan's random board.  You show up, claim your waifu by posting artwork of her/him, and then chat with all the other posters.  Over time, us regulars became friends and got to know each other.  (A rare thing around 4chan.)  Eventually we started our own Discord server.

Yesterday, I received sad news.  One of our friends in the server was no longer gonna be with us.  He could no longer cope with life and decided to take his own life.  It's really hard now, still being in the server, seeing his icon set to offline status, and knowing he's not coming back.  Our friend we once hung out with, played games with, and made jokes with, isn't gonna be around anymore.

Each of us came to those waifu threads on 4chan for a reason.  Some of us were dealing with life.  Some of us just needed a friend.  I guess the "waifu claiming" aspect was just an excuse we all used for joining in and spending time together.  We're like a family in that sense.

We all miss you a lot, Gumi.  And wish you were still with us.

"You don't realize what you have until you no longer have it."  He probably never dreamed that so many people would be mourning his passing, right now.  Guess sometimes you don't realize how much you actually mean to other people.  It's more than you think.  So if you're dealing with depression, or suicidal thoughts, please get some kind of help, and just know that more people love and care about you than you realize.


Gumi by Sour-Sauce

Rest in peace, my friend.  You are forever the best girl.  I'm sorry you didn't find whatever you were looking for in this life.  I hope you find it, someday, and I'll see you down the road.
  

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Anyone for a Bible study?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Daily Verse by Sour-Sauce


Furries.

I swear to God.
TORNADO!!

Well... almost!  Watching the tree outside my house bend left, then right, then forwards, then backwards... just like the tazmanian devil on that cartoo-

AAAHH!!  THE END IS HERE!!  QUICK!!  DUCT TAPE GRANDMA TO THE WASHING MACHINE!!  TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS!!  CALL OPRAH!!

Thankfully it was only a windstorm blowing over.

And of course, the power flickers out just while I'm trying to catch wild Pokemon on my computer.  Leaving me to sit there alone in the dark, staring at a black screen with the void of silence compassing me.

...did I save my game?

Dorothy by Sour-Sauce :iconsaysplz:"Looks like we're not in Kanto anymore, Totodile."

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Lawleighette Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
hi? XD
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Prixelpop Featured By Owner Edited Apr 30, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the favourite and watch!!
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Agent505 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2019  Professional Writer
Thanks for faving :)
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AleVesper Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BRAGGLE FRAGGLE!
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Sour-Sauce Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2019   Writer
You can't just go around shouting FRAGGLE at people!

Unless you plan on singing this together with me, of course:  youtu.be/TH2xdvkwoNU?t=19
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AleVesper Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I knew what that was going to be even before I clicked on it. :lol:

I never watched Fraggle Rock as a kid. I didn't even know what it was until 2009. :crying:
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TheaAtherea Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2019   Writer
Peek a boo 
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Sour-Sauce Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2019   Writer
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chiggenboi Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2019  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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At this rate I'm gonna turn into Barney Gumble. 
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Sour-Sauce Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2019   Writer
And that's why I'm soooo thankful I never bothered with alcohol.  Those are funny stories... except they could've turned out tragic, man!  I've had some friends who were more fun to be around while drunk, as they took life less serious and were more playful.  

Just don't drink and drive, you intoxicated, unheeding incubus with your tax-approved, liquid drug!
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owlquoise Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Sour-Sauce Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2019   Writer
Hello there, you adorable face on my page!

 Omg so cute 
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owlquoise Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, yes.

You most certainly have an adorable face.
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ToonEGuy Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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Sour-Sauce Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2019   Writer
Here's hoping your 2019 is filled with less TNT sticks and more "Supporters of 3D Animation" season!

Wabbit season 
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