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November 1, 1985
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I drew this for my husboyfriend, It was a Christmas present from when we were too poor to afford Christmas presents for each other. This year, SPOILER ALERT, I'm getting him a professional pool table. The times they are a'changin'.
Favorite visual artistAnyone who does really crazy installation art like BanksyFavorite moviesTroll HunterFavorite TV showsAdventure Time and Star TrekFavorite bands / musical artistsSealFavorite booksI love anthologiesFavorite writersStephen BaxterFavorite gamesSurvival horror like Silent Hill 3 or Pokemon Sun/MoonFavorite gaming platform3DSTools of the TradeA basket full of tiny dogsOther InterestsNot ever answering my front door
More "ask" things. Nobody is reading these so why the fuck not, ya know? Are you reading these ?
1: What is your name and does it mean anything?
My name is Amy. It means "beloved". It also means that my great aunt Amy was my dad's favourite relative.
2: How long have you known your best friend?
The friend I see the most is who I met here on DA through my partner and, after I drunk texted my love for her (yesterday T_T), she was all cool about it like "Awww You're like a sister to me!" I also live really close to who I've been friends with in since freshman year in high school in 1999 where we bonded over our love for animation in general and got really involved in the VHS fan-subbed bootleg scene. And is both a great friend and an amazing partner. And he's hella sexy. Just puttin' that out there.
3: What position do you normally sleep in?
The sexiest position.
4: Were you a part of any “clique” in high school?
Oh absolutely! I was in anime club where I contracted "girl on the internet" syndrome.
5: Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?
I didn't have a favourite teacher in high school because I switched over to home school for those four boring years. I DID have a favourite middle school teacher, though. She was super sweet and made tea for the two of us every morning!
6: Do you wish to travel a lot?
I feel like I should be travelling more to places that aren't just for seeing family. I do want to go to Japan this year. My friend married a girl from Kobe and she has offered to show us around. One of the local art museums is also offering a guided tour of historical landmarks in Japan. Since my partner studied Japanese in college and my friend is fully fluent I think it would be a really fun group trip! I also really want to revisit Alaska in the summer and go to New York and the UK before I finally settle down and have a baby.
7: Did you participate in any sports while in school?
Junior varsity and varsity soccer/futbol. I was also mildly into fencing and, since the X-Games were a big thing around that time, I did a lot of amateur stunts on my rollerblades, bike, and skateboard.
8: Show a sample of your handwriting:
9: Have you ever given blood?
I can't. I had Epstein-Barr as a kid and they won't take it. Also I don't fancy being bled slowly.
10: Do you like the way that you grew up?
Eeeeeehn... We were never poor. I mean, my parents tried to make up for their absolutely SHIT parenting by buying me things. My dad was a musician and his band practiced under my bedroom so I was always yelling "TURN OFF THE DAMN NOISE!" at him. My mom worked for the phone company and took a lot of OT so I spent many holidays with just me and my grandma. We did go on a lot of fun family trips when I was a kid. It wasn't ALL bad. That would be totally unfair to my family to say that it was. My parents meant well even if a lot of the things they did then would have CPS running to my door. Things were different back then.
11: Do you like your siblings? Why or why not?
I don't know. Dad said that I have a half-sib somewhere more than likely because he was a total whore. I did always want a little brother. I do actually plan to try to track them down after my inheritance is sealed in stone. Because I'M the one who dealt with his bullshit and I'm not sharing.
12: How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?
Since is pretty much my best friend I'll use him. We met in 2005 while playing WoW. He was one of the officers in the guild I'd been recruited to just a few hours prior. At first I thought he was a bit... flamboyant. And his voice was certainly not the most gruff and musk-driven voice I'd ever heard. Since my gaydar is BROKEN I thought he was gay because he said that he lived with a "family" of a bunch of "guys". When I finally DID meet that "family" years later I felt sooooo stupid for ever thinking that he even might be gay... and even stupider when he told me that I was the first woman who wasn't like "omg are you GAY?" At which I laughed nervously because, in my head, I'd been screaming "goddammit he's gay!" ANYhizzle, without getting too much into the nitty gritty, he and I definitely shared a lot of the same passions: similar fandoms (Sonic, Godzilla, kaiju in general, J-rpgs, anime, other lame shite that we both still love), we both enjoyed WoW, we both thought that I was hot, and we eventually got together He told me many times that I was "out of his league". I told him that "leagues" are "for jerks" and that I thought he was REALLY attractive. And he is, which is why I was worried that he was gay! I didn't want him to be the hot gay guy who I couldn't have T_T We have been living together now for 8 years. I wouldn't change a thing. I love his skinny butt so damned much that, while writing this, I had to text him that I love him. He changed the way I saw the world. He is a kickass partner. He's also a workaholic with something to prove but I love him through that. He could absolutely be addicted to worse.
13: Name one movie that made you cry.
The first Michael Bay Transformers film. Not because it was tear-jerkingly good because it wasn't-- it was a fuggin' NIGHTMARE-- but because my cousin died shortly before it came to theatres and he was a HUGE autobots fan so we all went and saw it in his honour, placing our ticket stubs at his grave. I thought it was a fun movie until I saw the original film with ORSON WELLES and LEONARD NIMOY while I was really really fucking high as shit. I gave away my copy of the new Transformers film after that. It's not in our library anymore and I didn't see the sequels. And I cried because I wasn't sure if my cousin would've enjoyed the films or if he would've been as horrified as the rest of us.
14: Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither?
Poetry, to me, is really really boring. A former friend wanted to write a poetry book together and her stuff was all about love and loss (cause she'd just found out that the man who'd dumped her was getting married) and mine was all Lucy In The Sky 'shroom shite. It didn't mesh well. At all.
15: Things about someone that you find attractive?
I find attractive. I'm a Justinsexual.
16: What song are you currently listening to?
17: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?
I broke my wrist once when I was trying to reach for a glass of lemonade while wearing rollerblades. After all of the INSANE Evel Knievel crap I did as a kid I'm really surprised that such a simple thing was the catalyst for my broken bone :-/
18: A random memory from you childhood:
I used to use my cat as a play table. I'd put plastic food on him while he was just laying around. He was super patient and just let me do it. I'm glad we didn't find out how DEATHLY allergic I am to cats until after ol' Barney (aka Barnellow the Gray Cat Fellow) passed away. I do remember him getting sick and having to be put down. It's one of my earliest memories. Also, one time, I tried to eat a broken beer bottle.
19: Where did you grow up?
A beachside 'burb of San Diego called Ocean Beach. In May of 2016 I sold one of my homes to move a bit further inland. I was shocked that my 1160 sq ft home on a lot twice the size by the beach listed for $699k... and it SOLD for a whopping $750k! What did we get in return? A 4200 sq ft home (so 4x bigger) on 1/3 of an acre with a nearly 180 VIEW (our old place had no view) of the mountains and valleys around us. How much was this new home? Listed at $775k we threw in an extra $10k to sweeten the pot. This home is now worth well over $1m. It was an AMAZING investment... and it cost us as much as a CAR.
20: What was the last thing you watched on tv?
A football playoff game.
21: Do you think you’d make a good parent?
I'm going to be the very best goddamned parent in the fucking world. I know my kid(s) will probably struggle with mental health issues but, since I only really found relief when I took that part of my health into my own hands, I feel like I'd be much more equipped to deal with it than my own parents were. And I'll make sure that my kids are cultured. The TV is NOT raising my kids for me. I get so upset when I see parents just plop an iPad in their kid's hands and the kid is SO little that it can barely hold it.
22: Would you like to meet any of your DA friends in person?
I would love to meet :iconfishigami: but we do text and chat off of the site <3 I have already met who was friends with my partner and who happens to live very close to us!
22: What was the last dream you remember having?
This isn't the LAST dream I had but it was definitely one of the more memorable dreams I've had: Over 10 years ago I dreamt that there was a village along the sea that relied heavily on sailors and fishermen to keep their economy going. One day a giant ellipse appeared in the sky and it began to smoothly shift upon its axis. But the gravity of whatever the ellipse was made of was affecting our world and every time it tilted to one side or the other, the gravity of the planet would shift. The ocean raged and and the water began to flip out of the ocean and sink the ships in the harbour. But the elliptical giant just kept shifting back and forth over and over before it finally flew far enough over itself that it flipped onto its other side, taking everyone and everything that wasn't bolted to the ground and throwing them into the air. People were beginning to fly off of the planet itself! The ocean was being drawn out into the open sky and crushing everything in its wake as it fell back down to Earth. I was inside a home with a picture window from which we could see absolutely everything and were also not subject to being flung outside of Earth's gravity but into the walls and ceiling instead. It was a really trippy experience and I wish I had the talent to make it into a short film.
23: When is your birthday?
Remember Remember the First of November
24: How many pillows do you sleep with?
25: Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses?
Sometimes. For the past 10 years I have been wearing them.
26: What color is your hair?
What colour ISN'T my hair! Amirite?! No really, it's black :3
27: Name 5 facts about your appearance:
"Facts" is a strong word to use... I have a nose and eyes and facial features. I also have hands and boobs.
28: What is your favorite soda?
Diet Cranberry Sierra Mist
29: What is a strange talent that you have?
Well I CAN do this one thing with a baseball bat and [censored] but it just goes up into [censored] and that's how we won the Super Bowl!
30: How’s the weather right now?
Cloudy with a chance of I don't care.
31: Why did one of your friendships end?
Because my friend never responded to texts, calls, emails... ANYTHING. So I told her what a shithead she was being. Instead of being like "Oh man, I'm such a dick! I'm sorry, friend whom I've known for the better part of a decade! I will try to be less of an entitled cunt" she was like "YOU CRITICISED MEEEEE! HELP! POLICE!!!!" She seriously tried to call the police. Seriously. Instead her dad came out and talked to me. He told me that she was busy being a hysterical bitch who, and it's important to know that he was a Hungarian who spoke very broken English, "only care about stupid boy! No caring about family, friends. Just all stupid boy!" And I was like "Oooooh! THAT shit again? Sorry to bother you, sir. Stay strong." Then I shook his hand and left. And nothing of value was lost, apparently :-/
32: Who do you miss right now?
My dad. I wish he could be here to see how far I've come.
33: Why did your last relationship end?
Because my ex-husband was a whiny bitch.
34: Are you still figuring out who you are?
That's the meaning of life, man.
35: Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why?
Yes. I had a nervous breakdown and needed to do something different with my meds and frankly that scared me. So I checked myself into the mental hospital and was put on good meds more quickly than I would've had I been trying to do it on my own. I've been in the hospital for a 24hr flu that got WAY out of control and for various cosmetic and actually needed surgeries.
36: What is your favorite restaurant?
Arby's, Wendy's, and Starbucks.
37: What is word that you always seem to spell wrong?
I struggle with words that have seemingly interchangeable vowels like 'definitely' and words with doubled up letters like 'occasionally'.
38: Would ever adopt kids?
Absolutely. I actually plan to do so if I like parenting as much as I think I will.
39: What is your favorite kind of pizza?
I don't like pizza.
40: What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
"Oh my god I'm soooo hung overrrrr!" It was also the first thing I said.
41: When was the last time you got really really happy and why?
When Justin told me that he'd be okay with kids someday. I cried from happiness. We aren't at all ready for them yet but boy are we going to hire the shit out of a surrogate since I cannot get pregnant.
42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
I forgot what it's called but it's these little fried cake balls in a broth made of melted sugar. It's a Pakistani thing.
43: How do you start a conversation?
Depends on the venue.
Concert: "THESE GUYS SUCK/KICK ASS!"
Meeting someone: "Hi there, I'm Amy." Shakes hand firmly. "It's wonderful to meet you."
Airline Travel: "Sooooo... where are you from?"
Just some rando: "So are you also here for the [event or thing]?"
44: What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?
45: Do you come from a family “of money?”
Yes. I'm not Paris Hilton (thank satan) but I'm definitely not poor. At all.
46: Do you have a bucket list?
Yes. It is long and crazy and I have quite a few things already checked off.
47: What is your favorite series of books?
Well, since Stephen Baxter can't ever seem to write any standalone novels I really like any of his stuff. 'Proxima' and 'Ultima' got me hooked!
I also really love anthologies. Editor and writer Hugh Howey is REALLY good at finding stories that really pack a punch. His 'Apocalypse Triptych' was very very good.
48: When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?
Yesterday when a friend did a really scary good impression of Andy Serkis' Gollum.
49: Where do you go when you’re sad?
It's a shit show. Sometimes literally. But it makes me laugh and I enjoy my time there
But don't go there. You've been warned.
50: 5 random facts about yourself:
When I divorced my first husband he asked me if I "caught The Gay" and if that had anything to do with why I was divorcing him. It wasn't, like, because he was an ASS, or abusive, or mentally unstable or anything, you know, PAINFULLY obvious shite... it was because I "caught The Gay." He knew I was bisexual BEFORE we got married and thought it was hot. Next thing I'm hearing is "oh did you meet a girl? Did your queer uncle and his twinky boyfriend give you The Gay?" Jeebus...
I spent a few months in my mid 20's working as a cam girl for Xtube. My FREE vids were popular but the requests I got were... disturbing. I decided that I wasn't getting paid enough for this shit and requested that my account just be deleted. It was on my bucket list to do porn so there you have it: Check!
I've dropped out of art school three times!
I suffer from a really weird mental disorder called Depersonalisation or Derealisation. The sufferer (for lack of a better term) feels like life is just one really big, long film that they're watching from inside their heads. It's probably where the "brain in a jar/vat" idea came from because it can truly feel like you have very little to no control whatsoever even though you do. It can be caused by brain damage, a highly traumatic event, a birth defect, or other factors. It is still a widely misunderstood affliction. It's also linked to anxiety and boy do I have a LOT of that! I acquired Depersonalisation when I was 12 after an episode with Epstein-Barr Syndrome so it was probably partially brain damage and trauma since all my parents could do was yell at me for not getting better faster. Like jerks. I recovered from everything except for the Derealisation. I then spent 10 years trying to find a cure... when I found out that there WAS no cure (yet!) I decided to make peace with it. I absolutely still have it and it has almost been 20 years now. I stopped looking to fix it and am so used to it now that I always forget to add it to my laundry list of medical conditions that I have. Almost nobody knows that I have it and are extremely surprised when I say "Oh that. Yeah, I've had that for 20 years!"
Kids used to make fun of my bust size. I was at least an entire year younger than all of the kids I was in school with and so they all matured before I did. Upon meeting them later in life all they ever did was stare at the insanity of my 38E-cup tits which I now find absolutely hilarious. It's not because I'm like "see? They DID get bigger than yours!! HA!" It was actually just funny that they remembered me so vividly as the flat chested little stick girl and that they were so blatantly unable to take their eyes away from the monsters I grew. I actually ended up getting a reduction in 2015 to 36C/D (depending on the manufacturer) because they were just causing too many back problems for me. I like my bust but I honestly would not mind at all to be flat chested again ^_~