Blargh Blargh Blargh! D:

Dear Dairy, I have absolutely no idea what to write in you, so instead, I decided to make a sandwich, and no its not a woman's job you sexist males, as you can clearly see, I did an awesome job of placing Crack pepper turkey, veggitables, and condiment in between two sub buns! D:< PRESIDENT OBAMA IS A REPTILIAN! REPTILIAN EYES! That is all earthlings... And don't forget, when you smash your pinkie while closing the closet door, sue your nearest home renovation department! CAUSE THIS IS FREAKIN AMERICA! YOU CAN DO IT!! Thank you Jay Leno for this... I don't know what this is.. and WHO IS JAY LENO! Please comment, otherwise, your an Obama! D:< REPTILE