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LS Drawings Jack and Mary by Sorcyress LS Drawings Jack and Mary :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 0
Literature
Miniature Hoofed Equines
Miniature Hoofed Equines
"MREEP MREEP MREEP MREEP!"
The alarm went off at an unholy hour, and the Katters flung a pillow at it before realizing that this particular annoyance was *not* Zeebs for once.
Not that his presence was absent from the scene. "What in dear hell's name is that," he hissed, rubbing at his eyes.
Kat looked around the room and realized with a start what in dear hell's name it was. "SHIT! Sor has a pony, I have to go!" she scrambled out of bed, found she was still entangled in the bedding, and fell, undignified, to the floor.
Zeebs flipped on the light, ignoring her hiss of hatred, and turned off the alarm. It had bright blue and red lights and was, in fact, shaped like a small horse. "Sor has a pony?" he muttered in deliberately understated tones. "So you felt the need to install an alarm to tell you just that?"
"I refuse to let her have a pony." Kat hissed, shaking the sheets off her right foot. "It's bad enough that that Lazarus thing is still alive, but after the
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When Harry Met Mally
The first thing noticed as Harry passed the building was the sounds of a fight. The second was that the lock was broken, and the door was slightly ajar. And the third was the sound of a heavy thump, and a woman's exasperated voice saying "FINally!"
After pausing a moment to ensure the fight wasn't going to start again, Harry stuck his head into the room, blinking in the dim light. As his eyes adjusted, he saw a curvy woman with hair just as ginger as his own, pouring herself a drink, and then collapsing theatrically into a bar stool. He nudged the door open slightly, and slunk into the bar.
She jumped up and whirled, groping the bartop beside her, presumably for a weapon. Harry froze, and threw his hands into the air. "Don't hurt me!" he whimpered, admittedly undignified. "I'm just a reporter!"
"That's even worse" the girl muttered, but her posture relaxed minutely. "Get out of here, then. I've got to clean this place up before...uh...my customers come back."
He studied her intently. S
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Herbert Chibi by Sorcyress Herbert Chibi :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 1
Literature
Fleshlings part One
Sor prowled the street, looking for the familiar green arm-band that she had come to recognize as the mark of the "good" messengers in this city. A late night pouring over an illicit tome of magic had revealed her next big project, and she needed...supplies.
"Ah! Hello, you. Do you deliver things?" She crouched next to the street urchin, leaning in the shade of a building on the darker side of Ripton. He gave her the once over, then nodded.
"I work Prescott, yeah. What do you need?"
Sor didn't bother trying to figure out what the hell Prescott was, beyond one of the more rundown streets in the area. She gave the boy a quick set of instructions, pleased by his nonchalance. They worked out a price, and she gave him a folded piece of paper with the address of the shop.
She was almost cackling with glee by the time she made it back to the shop. There sitting on the stoop were two small cardboard packages, bound with green cloth. Two down, only twenty-four to go.
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"Sor?" Gabriel entered
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King of the Rarthings by Sorcyress King of the Rarthings :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 3 To Wonderland by Sorcyress To Wonderland :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 2 Set your guns to Jam by Sorcyress Set your guns to Jam :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 2 Ria x Gravedigger by Sorcyress
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Morte Vampire, Morte by Sorcyress Morte Vampire, Morte :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 2 Magnificent Bastards by Sorcyress Magnificent Bastards :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 1 6 Gravedigger x Fangirls by Sorcyress Gravedigger x Fangirls :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 3 Grains by Sorcyress Grains :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 1 2 Love that tail by Sorcyress Love that tail :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 7 Gail: One hell of a librarian by Sorcyress Gail: One hell of a librarian :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 0 5 Jessica Rabbit by Sorcyress Jessica Rabbit :iconsorcyress:Sorcyress 1 2

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“Katters!”
The Katters groaned and burrowed deeper under the covers. “Go away.”
“No. The phone’s for you.”
“I don’t care, leave me alone.”
Zebra started flicking the lights on and off. “It’s your clone, she says it’s important.”
“Oh god stop doing that. Go away, damn you. I hate her and I hate you and I hate everything that makes noise and everything that makes light, stop doing that.”
“No. Your pain amuses me.”
The Katters stuck a pillow over her head. “If I take the phone will you stop doing that?”
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“Fine, fine, I’ll answer the phone,” the Katters snarled and sat up, slowly and carefully. “I hate you,” she glared at Zebra as she walked past.
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“Wha
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Merry Whatever, Happy Thing
The Katters was drunk.
Surprisingly enough, this is what happens when you tell your mother you can drink her under the table; particularly when your mother happens to be Erika, a woman known city-wide as being perpetually intoxicated. It was a foolish boast the Katters didn’t really think through before saying, and when Erika produced a few bottles of various kinds of alcohol from her lab coat, the Katters couldn’t exactly back down and quickly resigned herself to dying, very soon, of alcohol poisoning.
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Sorcyress
Sor
United States
Current Residence: MOOP!
Favourite genre of music: Showtunes? Showtunes!
Operating System: My pretty little MacBook. <3
MP3 player of choice: iTunes/iPod
Wallpaper of choice: Changes every week!
Favourite cartoon character: WAY too many to choose...
Personal Quote: "I can't draw. We all know th-waitaminute...deja vu! It's like I had another account.
Interests
__FUCK YES!__

~Sor
  • Listening to: I WANT YOUR LOVE, AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE
  • Reading: SCP Foundation
  • Watching: Alice in Wonderland, yes I *know!*
  • Playing: Nothin'
  • Eating: Coooookies
  • Drinking: Smoothie

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:iconmadkatter:
MadKatter Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010
I am hugely amused that you got stuck with a Team GaGa icon for the April Fool's prank.
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fabricninja Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008
Thanks for the fave!
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Sorcyress Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2008
Eep, apologies for not leaving a proper comment. But yeah, it was an awesome hat.

~Sor
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MichellePrebich Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2008   Filmographer
Thanks very much for the fav!
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Sorcyress Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008
You're welcome! It was an awesomely made little Byck!

~Sor
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Vyine Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2008
Thanks for the watch!
(I know this is a little late, gomen.)
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Sorcyress Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008
No worries, babe!

*waves madly*

Oh!! Do you still have my copy of 'We Didn't Playtest This At All'? Can I get that back sometime?

~Sor
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LeonMerkin Featured By Owner May 28, 2008
:D
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Starchild07 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2008  Student
Hey, it Jess! Surprised I haven't found you on DA sooner, nice stuff!
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TolkienkookAD Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2008
O MAI.

THERE IS SOME FABULOUS HERE. I SENSE IT.
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