BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.
...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC.
DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED.
READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER.
NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG.
APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.
YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.
WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.
"404 computer hamsters not found."
THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.

BEEBLEBLIP!
C:/ run query identification
C:/ run insult generator
C:/ results: go away yeti-lip
CTRL ALT DEL!

This is one reason why I'm enjoying Super Paper Mario so much.