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I've been on this site for almost 15 years, with the same handle. Never page jumped. I'm considering changing my name though.

Someone buy me a three month sub so  I can do this XD
So my pc has bit it. I've been working on my laptop but it's really small and uncomfortable to work on. Plan on building my own and I need to raise $800. 

So, yeah.

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN. Please help!!   <3<3<3…


Nothing too extravagant and detailed. I'll take better pictures when moving my arms doesn't make me want to scream.
I will not be shutting off my ad block for you.

Yours Truly,

So… I’ve decided to transition from female to male. This isn’t something I’ve decided to do on a whim. I’ve struggled, really, my entire life with being a girl. It was never something I’ve felt wholly comfortable with being. So I’ve decided to fix it. Shout out to my friend Zakeya for giving me my new name, Heath. I guess calling you ‘Zak’ was a good thing :P

I’ve told people who I used to work with (most of them in their 40s or older and Christian women at that) and surprisingly they’ve all been supportive. And of course my closer friends and those idiots love me regardless. So now I’m telling you guys.

I’ve been at peace since I started coming out about this. Not Cloud 9 peace but… lighter. I expect that bubble to pop eventually but until then….

So, the name’s Heath. If ya’ll wanna continue to call me Jandan or Songficcer, feel free. :)

Ok, sappy time is over. Get back to work :P

  • Listening to: Silver Branch Tree - Celtic Romance

Not my birthday :P

It's for my GF's birthday in a couple of months. I have her gifts picked out but because we share a bank account, I can't use our credit card to get them for her (well I COULD but that would defeat the damn purpose of it being a surprise :P)

Commission prices are listed on my commission sheet, which also links to my TOS.

So, come, throw monies at me! Let me be your art whore!

No dA points taken.

  • Listening to: Silver Branch Tree - Celtic Romance
...I need one!


Nothing important, just being silly.
  • Listening to: For the Sake of a Song - Blackmore's Night
  • Listening to: For the Sake of a Song - Blackmore's Night
I was gone for about 11 months and so I coulda missed something....

But did dA make it so you can only add the thumbnail code from a deviation if you're a premium member? I ask because since coming back, I haven't been able to use the thumbnail code unless it's in a journal.
  • Listening to: Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Ray
  • Eating: gum... more chewing than actual eating though
Having a free art raffle over at Weasyl for my watchers. If you want to join in, clicky da linky. I’ll be picking someone tonight/tomorrow.
  • Listening to: Rule the World - Tears for Fears
  • Reading: smut :D
  • Eating: gum... more chewing than actual eating though

I posted last night on tumblr how I wanted to draw some porn but no idea what to actually draw and posted it as NSFW in case people didn't want to see I was having naughty thoughts.

...Three porn blogs started following me XD

I'm probably more amused by that than I need to be lol

  • Listening to: Stay - Poets of the Fall
  • Drinking: Gatorade
Come on in and buy something :D

  • Listening to: Stay - Poets of the Fall
  • Drinking: Gatorade
Come on you nosy little shits, ask me something naughty >:3
  • Listening to: Stamp on the ground - Italo Bros
  • Drinking: Gatorade
Cause I'm bored and fuck you that's why.


• × • B A S I C S • × •
- Name: j̵̢̬̖͉̥̦͠ò̸̧̺̤̖̯͙͖̳͈͜ņ̭͇͙̖͝a̡̧̝̥̫͕̰͈͙̝̯͕̮͈t̷̛̗̩̭̼̬̳̀͜ͅͅh̡̛͍̘̖̯̥̹̭̺a̩̗̙̺͕̤͍̲̲͕̫̱͘͢͜ǹ̢̛̗̯̠̝͟ͅ ͏̵̭̹̥̹̕͞c҉̴̨̥̰̳̟̖̫̻͚͎̝͕͘;̳̙̠̗̜͞e̢̧̝̖̦̘̰̝̹͕͉͈̦͓̞̰̳̼̪̣͟ͅl̴͜҉͏̯̳̮̼̦̪̙̮̮̹l̛҉̱̲̗̗͔̗̱̗̯̣i̷̛̠̹͔̥̦̖͔̟͇̖̖̗̭̥̼̜ͅz̸̡̧̛̬̠̯̘̱̼͟

- Single or Taken: Taken
- Sex: Physically female, but I prefer male pronouns though :P I'm genderqueer
- Birthday: j̵̢̬̖͉̥̦͠ò̸̧̺̤̖̯͙͖̳͈͜ņ̭͇͙̖͝a̡̧̝̥̫͕̰͈͙̝̯͕̮͈t̷̛̗̩̭̼̬̳̀͜ͅͅh̡̛͍̘̖̯̥̹̭̺a̩̗̙̺͕̤͍̲̲͕̫̱͘͢͜ǹ̢̛̗̯̠̝͟ͅ ͏̵̭̹̥̹̕͞c҉̴̨̥̰̳̟̖̫̻͚͎̝͕͘;̳̙̠̗̜͞e̢̧̝̖̦̘̰̝̹͕͉͈̦͓̞̰̳̼̪̣͟ͅl̴͜҉͏̯̳̮̼̦̪̙̮̮̹l̛҉̱̲̗̗͔̗̱̗̯̣i̷̛̠̹͔̥̦̖͔̟͇̖̖̗̭̥̼̜ͅz̸̡̧̛̬̠̯̘̱̼͟

- Sign: Taurus
- Hair Color: It'd be brown if I had any... I shaved it off :B
- Eye Color: Brown
- Height: 5'5.5"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: I likes da females. Da males can be cuties though <3


• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Nivea 3-in-1 shampoo and body wash
- What are you listening to right now?: Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
- Who is the last person that called you?: The GF.
- How many buddies are online right now?: *shrugs*


• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
- Animal/s: Tigers, frogs, cats
- Color: Black and Dark green
- Drink: Gatorade
- Element: Water
- Food: pizza and double bacon cheeseburgers
- Game: Skyrim, GTA:SA, LoZ:ALttP
- Movie: An American Werewolf in London, Over the Hedge
- Song: I like way too many songs and my mood is always changing
- Subject/s In School: Art class and lunch lol
- T.V. Series: walking dead, Dexter, Futurama, Daria (not that I watch tv much anymore...)


• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Given Anyone A Bath?: yes
- Smoked?: yup
- Bungee Jumped?: hahahahaHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU NO
- Made Yourself Throw Up?: Yes, I didn't wanna go to school XD
- Skinny Dipped?: yup
- Ever Been In Love?: unfortunately 
- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble?: No
- Pictured Your Crush Naked?: *wipes drool*..... no
- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked?: Sadly, no
- Cried When Someone Died?: of course
- Lied: NEVER
- Fallen For Your Best Friend?: yes
- Used Someone?: I want to say no but I'm sure I have along the way without realizing it.
- Done Something You Regret?: several times


• × • C U R R E N T • × •
- Clothes: Jeans, zip up sweater, baseball cap, and black house shoes
- Desktop Picture: Don't have one
- CD In Player: Don't have that either...
- DVD In Player: Daria


• × • F I R S T | P E R S O N • × •

- You Kissed: A boy in kindergarten whose name I can't remember
- You Crushed On: I can't remember his name! He had a sweet ass though... oooh lol
- You Saw Today: Boss
- To Be Your Best Friend: Leslie, known her since 1st grade. 

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
- You Touched: GF
- Hugged: GF
- You Kissed: GF
- You IMed: seasaidh
- Talk To Online: seasaidh
- You Sexed It Up With: GF


• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
- Understanding?: I try to be
- Open-minded?: Again, I try to be
- Arrogant?: I don't think so. Really stubborn though
- Insecure?: Yes.
- Random?: GF and roomie think so...
- Hungry?: Nope
- Smart?: I don't think so.
- Moody?: Yes and I am so sorry
- Organized?: Its organized chaos
- Shy?: Until I get to know someone
- Difficult?: Oh yeah
- Bored Easily?: Depends really
- Entertained Easily?:  yes I am
- Obsessed?: I have spurts
- Lazy?: very
- Angry?: All the time, 99% of it aimed at myself
- Happy?: So long as I'm not thinking
- Hyper?: Only when I get really tired
- Trusting?: Sadly, yes. I take people at their word more often than I should because it still baffles me that people will lie just for the sake of lying. 

• × • R A N D O M • × •
- In The Morning I: grumble because it's morning
- Love Is: a painful, painful thing
- I Dream About: a lot of things, mostly flying or running away
- What Do You Notice First In The Sex You're Into: I can find people cute right off, but I usually don't become attracted until I've gotten to know them so... looks and personality. 

• × • W H O • × • 
- Makes You Laugh The Most: Coworkers
- Makes You Smile: fishwolf2215
- Frustrates You: my GF
- You Can't Go A Day Without Hearing From: GF
- You Miss: my family
- Did You Last Drive With: GF and roomie I think...
- Do You Really Want To Hear From: no one really
- Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Him/Her: GF

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
- Sit On The Internet All Night Waiting For That Someone Special To IM You?: I used to. I don't really IM anymore. I do wait for an email everyday though...
- Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex?: I wish I was physically male, yes
- Wish You Were Younger?: No. My childhood was hell and I sincerely doubt I could survive it a second time.
- Cry Because Someone Said Something To You?: Sometimes.

• × • N U M B E R • × •
- Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken?: A lot?
- Of Facebook Friends: Don't have a FB.
- Of People You Watch: I watch 26 people here lol
- Of Cd's I Own: I bet well over 300 once upon a time. They've been transferred over to my PC though so I've lost many of them over the years.
- Of Scars On My Body: I have 3 big ones: One above my left eye where my puppy while we were playing (it was an accident), a scar on my elbow from when I was a kid and skinned the hell out of my elbow, and a knife cut on my palm from an ex.

  • Listening to: Stay - Poets of the Fall
  • Drinking: Gatorade

What's your real name?
A name in which you are not getting. Please call me Jandan. Or annoying blue fluffball. Both are good and accurate.

How tall are you?
5'5.5" .... The .5 makes me feel better.

What's your natural hair color?
Dark Brown

What's your eye color?

What's your orientation?
I like having sex with girls. But boys can be so cute sometimes <3

Are you single, taken or undecided?

What do you do in your spare time?
Draw, write, and play video games (currently A Link Between Worlds)

What's your job or occupation?
Starving artist. And retail. So still starving!

What do you like about yourself?
... hey look, a wall!

What do you dislike about yourself?
Tons of stuff and there are not enough hours in the day to get into it.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I've been told I'm funny and kind. Apparently calling people bastards is kind now. You crazy kids.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

Do you drink?
If you were to ask my coworkers, they'd say I was an alcoholic from how often I say I'm going home to drink. But I only every drink about once every 4-6 months. So... Not really.

Do you smoke?
Only when I drink.

What are your major fears?
Being forgotten.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To be financially secure and independent.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yeah. Who hasn't?

Who's your best buddy?
I have a few.

What's your favorite dish?
Depends on my mood. I love Double bacon cheeseburgers though <3

What's your favorite drink?
Gatorade Frost Glacier Freeze

What's your favorite color?
Dark green and black.

If you had a super power, what would it be?

What's your favorite movie?
An American Werewolf in London and Over the Hedge

What's your least favorite food?
Anything Spicy. I cant handle it <---Stealing this answer as it is true for me as well.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
A good and hearty one.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a 2000 Ford Escort. She isn't bad, all things considered. And I really don't care, so long as it's trustworthy and can get me from point A to point B.

What is your most disliked bug?
Centipedes. I can handle most any other sorts <---Stealing again

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People smacking their lips when they eat. Close your god damn mouth, you uncultured swine.

What do you dislike in life?
A lot. Again, not enough time in the day to get into it.


Just be warned, I do post NSFW art on those pages <3

So there ya go. Come find me and say hi *3*
Marzy-Of-Water is taking commissions. Juuuust putting that out there.  :paranoid:

Her journal:…

Commissions widget added to dA

Journal Entry: Thu Dec 27, 2012, 7:09 PM

So, dA is letting you advertise that you're open for commissions via a new commission widget.

But guess what? They take part of the profit.

I understand for those who use the prints section why dA skims off the top, as it were. They are providing the actual print.

But dA isn't really doing anything here other than taking your money for you using a widget.

No thanks. I'll stick to my commission guide, which is located on my front page, and the FREE widget Weasyl provides.

Ram it up your ass, dA.

Be sure to drink your ovaltine

Journal Entry: Mon Dec 24, 2012, 8:21 PM

Merry Christmas, seasons greetings, & happy holidays.

If you have a problem with happy holidays then happy shut the fuck up.

Tonight I haz a sad

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 26, 2012, 10:43 PM

The manager who hired me left the store today. With all the hard work he had done with our remodel, the remodel at another store, and Black Friday, he was promoted to a store manager. And he fucking deserves it.

But the mood in the store tonight was morose, to say the least. If you didn't know we had just lost a great guy by promoting him, you'd have thought he had died. People cried, that's how upset some were. I joked I was transferring. The only thing keeping it from being a joke was the hour drive to his new store. I wasn't the only one who said they'd leave if they could, either.

Now the mood in the store is one of mourning. Don was a great guy and treated the employees with respect. He kept things civil and laid back. While we were at the second remodel, our store hired new people to 'replace' us while we were gone. They had major problems with management and within a week of being hired, were gone. They walked off the job. So now we're just waiting with bated breath on who walks without Don there to keep the peace.

Despite my feelings of loss...Don, you were an awesome guy and I wish you the best.

Butt-face. <3