OH ! I've got a journal !
IT'S AWESOME !
Great... Now I don't have shit to say...
Ok, so, it's a story about a jew, a russian and two platypus.
They go in a pub and they drink a lot of alcoholic stuff.
Then, one platypus gets ill and the other one says "Eww ! Gross !".
And the jew tells the russian a story about a camel.
Finally, they all leave except the sick platypus who's left crawling on the floor.
END OF STORY !