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>Brother wakes me up saying someone was trying to break in
>Says he heard someone tugging on the door
>I get up with my flashlight and take a round around the house
>Looking for fresh footprints in the garden and the areas where the sprinkler was
>Dad comes outside with his gun
>Go into garage and search for a few moments
>Hear a noise from behind my dad's truck
>Dad chambers a round and points his gun towards the source of the noise
>It was a god damn cat
>Dad almost shot it when it jumped out from the corner
>It wouldn't leave
>Poked it with sticks and it would hiss
>Cornered it with a spray bottle and chased it out 
>It knocked a bucket of glue of the shelf and spilled it
>All this two days after our next door neighbor's car was 

How was everybody else's morning?

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jahzi Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2016
So would you say it was burglar? ;P
SoMA-To-FoRM Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016
jahzi Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2016
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