Disclaimer: Anything said by me online should be taken with a grain of salt. Hell, anything anyone says online should be taken with a grain of salt, but I digress. If I sound sarcastic, don't take me seriously. If I'm speaking dangerous nonsense, do not try to replicate any of my stories. If I offend/trigger you, block me and move on. Don't expect an apology. If you try to demand one, I will be a dick to you.
Viewer discretion is advised.My name is Zac, but you can call me SNK, Snek, Asshole, Zecha-MKII, Zachary-daiquiri, or any other stupid bullshit that comes to mind, and for all intents and purposes of Deviant Art's desire to categorize its members, I am a writer. That means I sit in front of the computer and drink all day. As for my other hobbies I like cooking, video games, stargazing, and telling everyone why winter is worst season. Snek is best animal. I fucking hate memes. Simple stuff.
Those who know me tend to share the common consensus that I'm an all around good guy. Those who
really know me will call the above a bunch of lying sycophants. I'm actually a bitter anti-social dickhead who alienated everyone who ever loved me, and I like to think I'm funny and aloof when really I'm dying inside, and also I smell.
Here's to future friendships and rivalries!
(Image drawn and given permission to use by mlgruby)