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I haven't been on very much on this website have I
You see me favorite some stuff every now and then but I'm not very active here.

I just wanna say that i'm still doing art and I have been for a while. I just didn't feel good using and interacting with people on this website because... Well. The website feels very poorly organized and for me. I could list all the reasons why but I'm not gonna do that.
I want to say I'll try and be more active on this website but uni has just started and I probably wont have much time to actually post here or interact. Interact with everyone mostly(I'll still try an answer comments though). I'll be posting a few things I drew this  year and last year. I actually haven't drawn much this year but I'll post some of those too.

Don't count on me being actually active here. I probably won't be even though I'm trying.
If you want to contact me you can through:
G+: plus.google.com/u/0/+SnewbewBa…
Twitter: twitter.com/SnewbewBayberry

Anyways that's it bye
I'm sorry for my inactivity on here, I'll try posting some pictures I've drew for art fight and other stuff.
In another note, my notifications have been flooded. That really unmotivated me to check activity of my friends, I'll have to clean my watch list so I won't get as flooded as I am rn, I'll try my best to become more active on here
Thanks for reading
artfight.net/~Snewbew
fIGHT ME
So you guys saw that I was doing Pokemon fusions before but I only did one... There's a very simple reason why I haven't done the others yet, I really hope you guys understand me.













I'm lazy and I don't wanna do them
I might draw a fusion of them when I get back
Try to be creative please
Dear wondergunned  ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when When we skinny dipped in the bathtub At the mental hospital and I saw you Pull the clothes off My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by my the garbage man. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your mom as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Snewbew 

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How To Do This:


Dear (choose a random person) ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes


2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear


3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper


4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
scare tactics -shamed
House- Sterile


7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails


9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose


12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself


I was bored
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So guys, let's talk about signatures

"BUTBUT SNEWBEW!!! Signatures aren't a bad thing, are they? It helps credit the artist of the picture when the person who posted said picture didn't, right?"

There my friendly friendo, you are completely right, but there's something that bugs me about signatures.
I know that they are good things, but I'll try to show you one of my problems with signature.

I'll show you guys, but first, I'll show you guys some of the magnificent art of our friend Wilson.
Screenshot 274 by Snewbew
"ORIGINAL OC DO NUT STAEL!!!!111!!!!!!!"

Okay my friends, you see, Wilson put his signature on his artwork, that's a really good thing, because all the credit will go to him.


But now let's pretend this amazing piece of artwork got uploaded in another social media website.
I will take a look at this cr- I mean, this magnificent work of art and think. "Jeez that's some really cool art, 10/10 art skill my friend, I wonder who the artist is."
Alright, since the uploader didn't credit the artist, I'll take a look at the signature and see who the artist is and...
Screenshot 275 by Snewbew

THE FUCK IS THIS WILSON


Someone please get me a translator or something, or at least someone get someone give Wilson some handwriting classes he needs that urgently. How the hell am I supposed to read this? I'll spend nights trying to solve this enigma you put there, just so I could see more of your artwork, Jesus Christ.

Tagged by wondergunned 

1. You have to post ALL the Rules
2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves
3. Answer 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 questions the people you tag will have to answer
4. Choose 13 people
5. You have to legitimately tag 13 people
6. You CAN'T say you don't do tags
7. Tag-backs are ALLOWED
8. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY! NO COMMENTS! unless you're talking ABOUT the entry
9. You have to finish within a week. If you don't finish in time, you have to do what ever the creator tells you
10. Be creative with the title. No, " I got tagged" stuff.

My questions:

1.) What is your favorite band?

Really hard question, but I guess Queen? idek bruh

2.) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Beneath the bed of the person who's reading this.

3.) If you could speak any language, what would it be?

Sign language

4.) Favorite movie?

Cool Cat Saves the Kids is the best movie for sure I dunno... There are so many good movies. o3o

5.) Android or IPhone?

iPhone.

6.) Favorite food?

shRIIIIIMP!!!

7.) Would you rather fly or shapeshift?

Shapeshift

8.) How many OCs do you have? 

about 24, something around that...? Most of them are inactive or don't have a backstory yet, but I'm plan on doing so-
I've been redesigning a few ocs and I plan on making a story about some of them. Maybe I'll post it here on dA. ovo

9.) Least favorite holiday?

Kid's day.
Because I too old to get gift. ಠn

10.) Ideal schedule for the day?

I don't know, too lazy to think at the moment.

11.) Favorite flower?

That one flower... that has... petals...
I'm terrible with flowers shhhh

12.) Favorite word?

Anticonstitucionalissimamente
It's in portuguese. o3o

13.) Faaaaavorite restaurant?

Palato.







Okay, here I go with the questionsssssssss

1) What's the most disgusting word in the English language in your opinion?
2) What was your weirdest dream about?
3) What are the things you like the most about yourself?
4) Can you tell us a stupid and funny thing you did when you were a baby?
5) Can you make a pun right now? Do your best.
6) Do you like hugs?
7) Can you put your foot behind your neck? (plz don't injure yourself if you try)
8) Have you ever said something that sounded really wrong out of context but you didn't even realize that because you're just a innocent smol bean and after that you got made fun of?
9) Are your farts loud? (what kind of question is that? But answer anyway, this is gonna be fuN FUN FUNF UFNUFN)
10) What oc of yours you had most trouble with developing a backstory?
11) What oc of yours you had most trouble coming up with a personality?
12) What oc of your you had most trouble coming up with a design?
13) Why are you doing this?

I TAG-
Gentlemen-Scientist 
MagicalSunnyspirit 
Frasty-Bayberry (i'm evile)
wondergunned (tagging back is allowed so shhhhh)
Aether-jpg 
MisteriosaGamer 
raisu-neko 
piratingpotatoes 
AnimalLover670 
SparkSnowWarrior 
EthereaIPawsi 
Rock--Candie 
ExoticKittens 

surry to bother you guys
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Join this contest/giveaway! >v<
It will be cancelled if not enough people join.
I decided to close my commissions for now.
They will be back next month probably.

Right now I wanna work on my new art style and do art trades and such.
I'm not scraping out the old one by the way, I'll keep it as my chibi style.

That's it. o3o
I'm opening my commissions! (finally)



I plan on doing 10 commissions before closing them again.

I'm organizing them from the cheapest to the more expensive.

Headshots - 10 points

Simple headshots. . < .



Full Body Shaded(No background) - 20 points [+5 points per extra character]

A full body and shaded commission, you can choose the pose.



Full Body Background/Scene - 25 points [+5 points per extra character]

A commission with background or a scene and dialogue. (The dialogue will appear on the black thingy on the bottom.)

 





To commission me, you ask for a commission and send me a reference, if I accept, you send me the points and I'll work on your commission. OwO

Slots:
1 - DakotaTheDerp [Done!]
2 - LightningAtHeart [Done!]
3 - Runiedesu [Done!]
4 - SlabbyBae [Done!]
5 - MagicalSunnySpirit [Done!]
6 -
7 -
8 -
9 -
10 -

Happy Halloween!~
Hai people

:icondahub: < - Will give you free points for favoriting, watching and giving llamas to other people. OvO
Also, you can be featured if you yourself donate a few said points~! La jumping in Points 

So go to dAhub now!!!

(If you are interested of course . > .)

I wish you all a really nice day! >v<
After centuries have passed, Snewbew finally decided to open his commissions.

But he was lazy, so he's only accepting headshots.

"Snewbew, pl0x."
                 ~Frast-chan


OKAY!

Now,  like you have read up there.

I'm only accepting headshots for now
I'ma take 5 headshots. (1 spot open)
They'll cost 5 points o v o

Here are some examples of the headshots:
Pfp by SnewbewLlabwons headshot by Snewbew


So yeah.

That's all.


Bye!
1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your dA page.

2. Tell you a color you remind me of.

4. Tell you which one of your OC's is my favorite.

5. Ask you a question, and you must answer. (please)

6. Tell you something I like about you or your art.

7. Give you a nickname.

8. Tell you what am I doing right now.

9. Tell you what food/ flavor/smell you remind me of.

10. Tell you to do this in your journal too, if you haven't already.

Stole this from :iconfrasty-bayberry: o3o