Episode 26: Happy Trails For You!

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(Six days pass, and a school bus drove by the countryside, carrying SMFbissau, Mia, Lucas, Fem SMFbissau, Mama SMF,, SMFbissau Jr, Mia Jr, Fem SMFbissau Jr, Missau, 65bissau, Sasuke, 61bissau, 62bissau, 63bissau, Maximus, Mika, Ryu, Koji, Taichi, Genji, Mirai, Akihiro, Lia, Nia, Pia, Ginger, Melissa, Oswald, Shara, Zorro Sol, Rick, Marcy, Delivery Dee, Mail Dooette, Wasabi, Betsy, Striker, Criselle, Meredith, Ms. Roller, Bellatrix, Rosa, Lazari, a hamster kid named Sanjay, and a bird named Tony, while the driver was Inali)

Missau (confused): Is it necessary to learn Avelonian history?

Mika (confident): Yeah, if you want to pass your history test like I do.

(Mirai sticks her head out of a window, enjoying the breeze)

Mirai (eager): Taichi, you should try this!

Mia (concerned): Isn’t this a tad crowded, honey?

SMFbissau (concerned): Yeah, I may not have thought things through.

Lucas (confident): Who cares if it’s crowded, at least the kids are having fun.

(SMFbissau Jr chases Mia Jr, while 62bissau accidentally falls out of his seat)

Ryu (unamused): Might as well read something for now.

(Ryu pulls out a book titled “Fifty Shades of Fox”, but Lia yoinks it out of his hands)

Lia (snobby): Reading’s for squares!

(Lia tosses the book aside, and it hits Mail Dooette on the head before exploding upon hitting the floor)

Mail Dooette (annoyed): Hey, watch it wit' da books, ya bum!

(Inali casually whistles to herself as they go on)

Sanjay (curious): Are we there yet?

Inali (smug): No.

(Inali accidentally hits a large bump in the road. Betsy, who was sitting by Bellatrix, dropped her sword because of the bump)

Betsy (confused): Did we hit something?

(Mia Jr sighs casually, before feeling like she has to use a bathroom)

Mia Jr (anxious): Uh oh.

(Mia Jr gets up, and taps on Inali’s shoulder)

Inali (confused): Huh?

Mia Jr (anxious): Can we stop by an outhouse or something? I gotta go pee!

Inali (annoyed): You should’ve gone before we left! Just go in the back or something.

(Inali turns right and hits another bump on the road)

Akihiro (confident): What’s up, everyone up front-

(The bump causes a bus window to close, chopping off Akihiro’s head and killing him instantly)

SMFbissau (conflicted): I feel… a disturbance. Is every kid okay there?

Koji (confident): Yeah!

Sasuke, Genji, Taichi, Ryu, and Maximus (all neutral): Yeah.

Marcy (neutral): An thon's why A think the danish language is sae weird.

Zorro Sol (miffed): No way, mujer, that can be the case, eh?.

(Zorro Sol eats a sliced potato, but the bus soon hits another bump, causing him to choke on the potato)

Marcy (curious): A knew ye know a little bit o Danish.

(Zorro Sol continues choking)

Zorro Sol (pained) Æehelp mø.

Marcy (concerned): Whoa. Na neit tae get political on me.

(Zorro Sol lets out a dying cough)

Marcy (annoyed): Whit the hell is wrong wi ye?!

Zorro Sol (pained): Ælp…

Marcy (annoyed): Dinnae brin ma mother intae this!

(Zorro Sol collapses)

Inali (annoyed): Will you all quiet down?! I’m trying to drive.

Pia (smirk): Ryu didn’t even say anything.

Ryu (annoyed): Was that necessary, Lia?!

Mia Jr (scared): Red light, red light!

(Inali looks back at the road, and gasps as she incidentally runs a red light, causing a car to screech to a halt)

Sfg4 (angry): YOU ROADHOG!!

Lucas (concerned): What was that?

SMFbissau (concerned): I dunno, bro.

(Inali gets up from the driver’s seat)

Inali (annoyed): Will you all knock it off, kids?!

Lazari (confused): Ms. Inali, if you’re over here…

Meredith (confused): Then who’s driving the bus?

Delivery Dee (confident): I am!

Melissa (confused): You? You don’t even know how to drive a bus!

Mail Dooette (neutral): Dat bum's got a point, ya know?

Delivery Dee (confident): Can’t be any different than driving a post van.

(The bus swerves around a bit and veers right off the road, straight towards a cliff)

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(SMFbissau Jr, Missau, Fem SMFbissau Jr, 65bissau, Meredith, Mia Jr, 61bissau, 62bissau, and 63bissau all embrace each other and scream in fear, and Mia Jr urinates all over herself)

63bissau (disgusted): Ugh, who peed themselves?

Mia Jr (flustered): Uh, 65 did it!

65bissau (annoyed): What?! I haven’t done that since mom and dad potty trained me!

(Inali scrambles to the driver’s seat and pushes Delivery Dee aside)

Inali (annoyed): Out of my way!

(Inali tries to regain control of the bus, but it was too late)

(A wild Prankette was sitting on the edge of the cliff, fishing. Until the bus goes flying off a cliff, hitting the Prankette while Sanjay got flung out of an open bus window, and everyone else screams in horror)

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[To be continued…]

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[JK!]

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(Everyone else was still screaming in horror as the bus crashed onto an unfamiliar island, flinging everyone aside. Bellatrix, Ms. Roller, and Rosa all get blown to bits by the bus’ engine exploding from the impact)

(SMFbissau, Fem SMFbissau, and Lucas all land on the ground first)

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SMFbissau (dazed): Is-is everyone okay? Wait, where’s Mia?

(Mia falls and lands in SMFbissau’s lap)

Fem SMFbissau (dizzy): I think I had a bonus life.

Lucas (worried): Where are we?

(SMFbissau Jr, Fem SMFbissau Jr, Missau, 65bissau, Mia Jr, 61bissau, 62bissau, 63bissau, Sasuke, Ryu, Maximus, Taichi, Koji, Genji, Lia, Nia, Pia, and Mirai all land, bouncing off Mia’s belly one by one)

62bissau (relieved): Good thing Mom’s belly broke our fall.

SMFbissau (dizzy): Yeah, good-good thing.

SMFbissau (concerned): Kids?

Missau (excited): Dad!

(The younger kids all group hug SMFbissau and Mia at once)

(Betsy, Criselle, Rick, Shara, Delivery Dee, Mail Dooette, Mama SMF, Ginger, Striker, Wasabi, Tony, Meredith, Lazari, Inali, and Oswald all groan as they get up)

Mama SMF (confused): Any idea where we are?

61bissau (curious): Maybe that sign there could help.

(Lucas looks at the sign. The sign reads “Welcome to the Kingdom of Anadear”, while SMFbissau makes small graves for Rosa, Bellatrix, Ms. Roller, Akihiro, and Zorro Sol)

Lucas (suspicious): I think we may have landed on Waddle Island?

Gazania (confused): Waddle Island? What are you talking about?

SMFbissau (sad): Yeah, what are you talking about exactly?

Lucas (confident): Remember my most recent kingly excursion?

SMFbissau (sad): Yes?

Lucas (happy): It was here.

Melissa (concerned): But we don’t know what inhabits this island!

Fem SMFbissau (concerned): I don’t think that matters right now.

Lazari (determined): What matters is that we need to get off this island!

62bissau (determined): Yeah, what the edgy kid said!

Koji (confused): But, how are we gonna do that?

Inali (casual): I’m sure we’ll think about it tomorrow, right?

Fem SMFbissau (angry): Says you, it’s your fault we’re here!

SMFbissau Jr (annoyed): I wanna go home!

(Everyone except Lazari glares at Inali)

Inali (awkward): Yeah…

(Meanwhile, a Waddle Girl wielding a spear was watching from the bushes)

Waddle Deette #2 (concerned): I’d better tell her majesty about this.

(The Waddle Girl heads off, and approaches a crowned Waddle Girl sitting in her throne, whose name was Willa)

Waddle Deette (concerned): Your majesty, this may be important.

Queen Willa (concerned): What is it?

Waddle Deette #2 (concerned): Some outsiders crashed onto our island.

(A few other Waddle Boys and Girls approached)

Waddle Dee #1 (confused): What should we do?

Waddle Dooette #7 (worried): I wonder if they’re invaders.

Willa (miffed): We can’t take any chances. Everyone, attack them if you see them. We won’t lose our island without a fight. It may be uassibFMS and his allies trying to attack us again!

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(The next day, SMFbissau, Missau, 61bissau, 62bissau, 63bissau, and SMFbissau Jr were getting some fish, while Mama SMF inhaled several fish at once and gulped them all down like it was nothing)

(Melissa, Gazania, Lucas, Ginger, Wasabi, Striker, Oswald, and Skyla were all discussing a plan to get off Waddle Island)

Lucas (confident): Alright, I have an idea.

Gazania (curious): What is it?

Lucas (confident): We use an inflatable boat.

Striker (neutral): Interesting idea, but-

Melissa (confused): And how do we do that? I don’t think anyone’s got an inflatable boat or raft, or anything just lying around.

Oswald (determined): Maybe not, but I can always try to make one myself, mates. Though, it may take until tomorrow.

Ginger (happy): Great idea!

Wasabi (happy): Chao chao!

SMFbissau (concerned): Alright, kids, be careful. We don’t know what kind of fish live around this island.

SMFbissau Jr (confident): Okay, dad.

(A mischievous fish escapes 62bissau’s grasp, and swims off)

62bissau (annoyed): Oh no you don’t!

(62bissau swims around in the water, chasing after the fish. He swims faster and faster, eventually catching the fish. A jellyfish swims by, and stings him on the nose, making it turn red. 62bissau swims back above water, gasping for air)

SMFbissau (worried): Boy, why would you do that?

62bissau (determined): I won’t let some fish get the best of me, dad.

63bissau (worried): Bro, why is your nose red like my clothes?

62bissau (miffed): I got stung by some stupid jellyfish. But, I'll be fine, right?

Missau (anxious): Er…

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(Later that night, while everyone else slept, 62bissau was having extreme chills, but he was luckily wrapped in a blanket and huddled protectively by SMFbissau, Mia, and Fem SMFbissau)

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(Next morning, SMFbissau sighed sadly as he made 62bissau’s grave, as 62bissau had died from hypothermia. The rest of the family mourns his death)

Mia Jr (angry): This cruel world!

Oswald (neutral): I hate to break up the mourning, but I’ve got something that’ll get us all home!

(Everyone else looks in Oswald’s direction)

Tony (curious): Is it a biplane?

Oswald (neutral): No.

Lia (hopeful): Is it a boat?

Oswald (confident): Yeah!

Fem SMFbissau Jr (confused): I’m not sure how it’ll fit all of us at once though.

Mia (determined): There’s no other option.

(Everyone gets on the inflatable boat, and Ginger and Melissa both paddling the boat)

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Gazania (happy): Home, here we come!

Lazari (confident): Yeah.

Inali (hopeful): Does that mean you’ll forgive me?

SMFbissau, Mia, Fem SMFbissau, Lucas, Mama SMF, 65bissau, Missau, 61bissau, 63bissau, SMFbissau Jr, Mika, Genji, Ryu, Nia, Sasuke, Maximus, Marcy, Criselle, and Mirai (all angry): No!

Lia (annoyed): Koji, get your tail out of my face!

Koji (annoyed): Not my fault this is super crowded!

(Taichi briefly bumps face first into Pia’s chest, making her briefly let out a startled yip)

Pia (startled): Bro, get off me!

Taichi (anxious): Sorry!

(Soon enough, several Waddle Girls spot the inflatable boat)

Waddle Deette #9 (determined): That must be uassibFMS and the invaders!

Waddle Dooette #3 (determined): Get them!

(The Waddle Boys and Girls all throw their spears and shoot their crossbows at the inflatable boat, popping it)

Mama SMF (worried): What was that?

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Lucas (confused): Who popped the boat?!

Mia (concerned): I think we’re sinking.

Fem SMFbissau (annoyed): No shit, Sherlock!

SMFbissau (scared): Everyone swim back to Waddle Island!

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(Everyone screams as they swim back towards Waddle Island. SMFbissau Jr, 61bissau, and 63bissau all rode on SMFbissau’s back. An aggressive shark swam by, and it attacked Lucas.)

Lucas (terrified): Stay back!

(Lucas swings his sword several times to try and scare off the shark. The shark then swims away, and attacks SMFbissau Jr, trying to pull him off SMFbissau’s back. SMFbissau pulls out his sword and rapidly swings it at the shark)

SMFbissau (angry): Get your jaws off my son!

(Tony was flying desperately to Waddle Island, only for the shark to fly up and eat him in one swift CHOMP!)

(The shark aggressively attacks everyone as they swam, but SMFbissau, Lucas, Fem SMFbissau, and Gazania all try to attack back with their swords)

(The shark aggressively pulls SMFbissau Jr and 61bissau off SMFbissau’s back and eats them. It then tries to attack everyone else)

(Soon, everyone managed to get back to shore on Waddle Island, despite their clothes now being torn in several places)

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(SMFbissau pants in horror after having seen SMFbissau Jr and 61bissau get eaten up by a shark)

Rick (terrified): Oh my… oh my god.

65bissau (worried): Who destroyed our way back home?

Maximus (concerned): Maybe it was-

Mia (angry): This is Inali’s fault! She almost got all of my babies killed!

(Everyone except Lazari glares at Inali)

Inali (anxious): I can explain, you know.

(SMFbissau seethes in anger as he grabs out his sword again)

SMFbissau (angry): That time has passed.

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(Later that night, SMFbissau and Fem SMFbissau both made a grave for Inali, after having been sliced up by them and Gazania. Mia then inhaled the same shark that had attacked them earlier, and swallowed it whole, getting a massive belly in the process)

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(The next morning, SMFbissau sighs in frustration)

Ginger (concerned): Anyone else got any ideas?

Lucas (confident): We can ask the Waddle Girls for help.

Fem SMFbissau (neutral): Yeah, we could.

SMFbissau (frustrated): I’m not sure…

Lucas (concerned): What makes you say that.

SMFbissau (devastated): What I saw yesterday, before that damn shark attacked and almost killed us all, was some Waddle Girls in the distance staring us down.

(SMFbissau holds Fem SMFbissau close)

SMFbissau (frustrated): You know what that means?

Fem SMFbissau (confused): Uh, no?

SMFbissau (furious): It means they were the true culprits that almost got us all killed, and got a couple of our kids killed by a shark! And we fucking killed Inali for no reason!

(SMFbissau cries in sorrow, while Mama SMF, Mirai, Mika, Lia, Nia, Pia, and Mia all try to comfort him)

Marcy (sad): Wha's gonna confront thae waddle girls or whatever they're callit?

Lucas (neutral): I will. They recognize me at least. They won’t try to kill me.

(SMFbissau sniffles a bit)

SMFbissau (depressed): Good, good, bro. Because if they do, then I’ll avenge you any way I know how, even if it means they try to kill me too.

Lia (worried): Be careful, uncle Lucas!

Lucas (determined): I will.

(Lucas heads off into the forests of Anadear, and looks around)

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Lucas (curious): I wonder if these guys planted extra trees since the last time I visited this place.

(A few Waddle Boys and Waddle Girls spot Lucas as he walked by)

Wadde Dee #5 (surprised): Is that Lucas?

Waddle Dee #6 (hopeful): I hope he helps me with how to get a girl.

Delivery Dee (kind): Doesn’t it feel nice to be back in our native lands, Dooette? Makes me wonder why you or I even left this island to begin with.

Mail Dooette (neutral): Y'know, I came to Metakitsune for a better life, see? Sides, it looked kinda promisin’.

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(Eventually, Lucas comes face to face with Queen Willa, who was sitting on her throne, eating some fruits. A few Waddle Girls with spears known as Royal Deette Guards block his way with their spears)

Queen Willa (neutral): Hold it, guards, it’s only Lucas Vyrule. Ah, Lucas. What do you want now?

(The Royal Deette Guards hold back their spears, getting out of Lucas’ way)

Lucas (determined): I want you to help my family, friends and I get off your island. I know a few of your subjects almost got us killed by a shark.

Queen Willa (surprised): Well, I’m sorry for that, my dear Lucas. We thought your brother was uassibFMS coming to try and invade our kingdom. Might I suggest you all get on a ferry? There’s one leaving in about 20 minutes or less as we speak, and I'll even send plenty of reparations in compensation for what we did to your family.

Lucas (hopeful): Really?

Queen Willa (neutral): Yeah. How else do you see any of my subjects travel overseas?

Lucas (hopeful): Where is this ferry?

Queen Willa (casual): At the Anadear Jetty, about 15 minutes away from here.

(Lucas excitedly hugs Queen Willa)

Lucas (happy): Thank you so much!

(Lucas runs off to the others)

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(Back with the others, SMFbissau, Mia, and the others all eat some fish and other food they found, when Lucas happily came back)

Meredith (curious): What’s got you so excited, Mr. Lucas?

Lucas (excited): The Queen of the Waddle people told me that there’s a ferry that’ll take us back home, and it’s leaving soon! And she's also compensating for what her subjects did to us!

Oswald (happy): That’s great, mate!

Marcy (happy): Whit are we waitin for? Let's gae, everyone!

Gazania (excited): Hooray!

(SMFbissau smiles a bit)

SMFbissau (slightly happy): Thanks, bro. Thank you and that queen for this.

Lucas (determined): We’ll have to hurry!

(Everyone heads through the forest together, with 63bissau riding on SMFbissau’s back)

Fem SMFbissau (miffed): I won’t have anything nice to say about this Anadear Kingdom when we get home.

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(Soon, everyone gets onto the ferry, though Fem SMFbissau Jr briefly holds on, before SMFbissau and Fem SMFbissau both help her onboard)

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Gazania (curious): I wonder who drives this ferry.

??? (confident): That would be me.

(Gazania glances over and sees a Waddle Girl wearing a captain hat and uniform, known as Ferry Deette)

Ferry Deette (confident): Where do you all want to go?

Mia (determined): Metakitsune, straight there.

Ferry Deette (neutral): Okay.

(Ferry Deette gets the ferry started up, and the ferry soon starts off)

SMFbissau (neutral): Bye, Waddle Island. Hope we never run into this again for the time being.

65bissau (confident): Home, here we come!

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(Eventually, after 30 minutes, the ferry reaches Metakitsune via the dock at Dago Wharf)

Ferry Deette (happy): Alright, we’re in Metakitsune, everyone.

Rick (happy): Thanks for that.

(Lucas pays the Ferry Deette, and he, along with everyone else, gets off the ferry)

SMFbissau (exasperated): I think I’ll need some rest after all this.

Fem SMFbissau (exasperated): Me too.

(Everyone heads home, with SMFbissau and Mia holding hands)

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[The credits roll]

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The end…