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[RESUME TRANSMISSION] [Later, we see Steve and Ilana riding on elephants] Steve: Elephants are cool. Ilana: Yeah. Steve: Steve love Africa, but you could join Steve in big city sometime. Ilana: I can't hang out in modern civilization. Steve: Why not? Ilana: The modern world is too foreign for me. Steve: It's okay. You get used to it. [Back in the jungle] Gaia: [she eats some grass] MoldTar: Ladies and gentlemen! It's time for BURN THE JUNGLE! [she appears as a mock game show host] That's right! It's the only game show in Africa where the contestants suck and the hosts are very angry, because my wedding scheme and Hidea's family reunion go up in smoke! So animals, are you ready to lose your home? Animals: BOOOOO!!!!! HISSSSSSS!!! MoldTar: That's what they all say! Aelita: Now gave me the gasoline. Hidea: [she gives Aelita the gasoline] Aelita: [she pours gasoline all over the jungle] MoldTar: Need a little match? [she pulls out a match] Let the barbeque begin! [she burns the entire

[RESUME TRANSMISSION] [Later, the E.V.I.L. agents arrived in the savannah] Krad: Brad, Tad, Chelsea, and Emma. Welcome to Nigeria! I hope it's a friendly country. Brad Buckley: Yeah. It's cool. Tad Buckley: I love Africa. Chelsea Buckley: Sure. Emma Buckley: NO! Aelita: [she comes out, wearing safari clothes] Boys and girls, let's get that beacon! And, we got some animals to kill! Krad: Yeah, but the law says don't shoot the animals, or the locals will be really angry! Aelita: Whatever. [Later, Steve and Ilana are swimming at the river] Steve: Okay, let's sing a song that creepy lady sung to Steve. Ilana: Yeah! Both: When you stub your toe and it hurts you know,Friends are there to help you.When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced,Friends are there to help you.When you're flyin' low and you're givin' a show,Friends are there to help you.When you take off your shoe and your feet stink – PEE-YEW!Friends are there to help you. Ilana: Second verse! Same as the

WARNING! The following very special crossover special to end all specials contains scenes of... JMH-Jungle Mayhem JLV-Jungle Love and JJ-Jungle Jungleness It may be too intense and stupid for older viewers. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. In other words, everything's dandy. So kids, get your Moms and Dads and some cereal and milk and enjoy the show. Oh, and did we mention somebody wears diapers for the whole show? D-Diapers Waiting P97Industries presents In association with nasoupoliticien Productions STEVE GALLOWAY ILANA THE JUNGLE GIRL in STEVE & ILANA: TROUBLE IN AFRICA MoldTar: [she writes her own name] Also starring me. [Deep in the jungles of Nigeria, there is a small village] Stan Boumba: My people are taken away from me. I wish I needed someone to look after me. [he looks at a plane crashing in the fields] Huh? [he runs up, and he sees a burning plane, and a woman appeared, with a baby girl, who has brown hair, blue eyes, a beige tank top, and a white diaper

[RESUME TRANSMISSION] Narrator: When last we left our story, we found Mary Tzatziki Mary digested, Chloe turned to roadkill, Lydia stink-faced, and Lana Milk-Boned. As MoldTar prepares to unleash her fury on Will Ferrel, can Lola Queso stop the trickster demon? MoldTar: Huh? [she turns into a rhino, and runs away, dragging Lola with her] Lola: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Narrator: Uh... what do you think? Lola: Gee, I guess I gotta work on my biceps. [she keeps getting dragged, and got smacked by several objects] Ouch! Oof! Hey! [she gets smacked by cars, and gets thrown into the water, and thrown out] Heel, girl! [she lands on the giant grill] Good girl. I mean go, girl! [she gets flipped by a giant spatula] GO GO GO GO GO! [she continues to get dragged] [At S.O.U.P. HQ] Narrator: With the Euros annihilated, nothing can stop MoldTar from her appointment with evil. Only one option remains. Felicity: Chloe and the Euros have failed to stop MoldTar. And I want

WARNING! The following very special Chloe and the Euros special contains scenes of... EMH-Euro Mayhem ELV-Euro Love and ECO-Euro Chaos It may be too intense and stupid for older viewers. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. In other words, everything's dandy. So kids, get your Moms and Dads and some cereal and milk and enjoy the show. Oh, and did we mention somebody wears diapers for the whole show? D-Diapers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 [88] [BEGIN TRANSMISSION] [INTRO] Chloe: Hello Everyone! You probably heard about us, Chloe and the Euros?!Chloe:I’m sure you heard us gals who dreams about Rock and RollIt’s were we come as a way to entertain you little soleYou know it’s worth the while, and its never ever worth any tollWe love to steam to the rhythm of the beatSure to say it’s actually pretty neatFor everyone to dance on your feetAll:Ahhh-AHHWe are the European Rock-in’ bandWe’re the team who can make yourselves feel grandChloe:We show you what’s coolAnd that that’s the toolJust be