Stating The Obvious: Newspaper Headline Edition Part 1
If there is one thing I hate about the Press Industry, it's headlines like these. Stating the obvious headlines. Here are some of the best (and worst) of the "Captain Obvious" headlines.
"Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison" A newspaper from the U.S If it's a Poison Control Centre surely they have precautions
"Study Shows Frequent Sex enhances Pregnancy Chances" Newspaper headline I think it's a bored scientist who did the study
"Pregnant girls are vulnerable to weight gain" Another unknown newspaper headline What is it with bored scientists and biology?
"Homicide victims rarely talk to police" Unknown newspaper I'm sure homicide is used when talking about killings
"Jobs remain the best insurance against unemployment" Unknown newspaper Obviously. How else are the basic necessaries are going to pay themselves?
"CIA chief lays out timeframe for reforms" Yahoo! Ne
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At 2:30 this afternoon, my brother and I heard a loud noise over my house which sounded like a low-flying helicopter. My brother caught a glimpse of a fighter jet as it flew over my house. I ran out too late to even see it, but I could still hear the roar of the jet. Someone has posted a video on YouTube of the moment the jet flew overhead. The report of the whole thing is below (Ignore the comments)
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Listening to: Self Control- Laura Branigan
At 2:30 this afternoon, my brother and I heard a loud noise over my house which sounded like a low-flying helicopter. My brother caught a glimpse of a fighter jet as it flew over my house. I ran out too late to even see it, but I could still hear the roar of the jet. Someone has posted a video on YouTube of the moment the jet flew overhead. The report of the whole thing is below (Ignore the comments)
www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/1…
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In my spare time I write and draw. I am just a female who does these things in her spare time. About me: Age: 26 Star sign: Leo. Hair colour: Mouse, though I have bits of ginger. Eye colour:Hazel. Any siblings: Two sisters, one brother. What hand: Right handed Political orientation: I don't have much interest in politics. As one man once said "International Politics look so petty". I think our Politicians are suffering from the "Canute Syndrome" Location: Bolton, Greater Manchester. Height: Five foot two inches. Background: 87.5% English, 12.5% Scottish (With some Irish, German (mostly Hanoverian), Romani and West Indian mixed in.) Religion: Anglican Note: Please don't spam my profile with chain messages. Another note: You can draw my OC's, but give credit. Anything else: I have a pretty good memory and when I was studying for my GCSE's I didn't revise at all. In fact, I can remember the exact moment in Year Seven that I realised I have a good memory, and it was in History. Favourites: Place: Bury. (Not to be confused with Bury St Edmunds. The Bury I'm referring to is the one famous for it's Black Pudding and not the Bury famous for the saint) Books: Warrior Cats and Harry Potter. Video Games: Professor Layton series, Pokemon, Witches and Vampires (An underrated game, DS game. Needs to beat it once I find the game),quite a few are my favourites. Colours: Yellow and blue. Food: Spaghetti Bolognese. Movies: Matilda, Final Destination series and the Harry Potter series as well as many others. Basically a long list. TV shows: The Simpson's, The Crystal Maze and How It's Made. I also love watching the football, but my mum has banned my dad from watching live matches in case my favourite team loses. Though I haven't watched much television recently. Books: The Harry Potter series, Warrior Cats. Animals: Cats and Seahorses. (After getting a seahorse shaped bar of soap in Blackpool when I was a kid) Music: Mainly Motown, ska and Eighties music. I also like some modern music. Football team: Arsenal. Least Favourites: Books: The Twilight Saga, Fifty Shades of Grey (They are not really my thing.) Video Games: Not applicable. Movies: Any film about any singer or band, The Twilight Saga. TV shows: Any Reality Television. (I'm more of a Game Show fan, though The Voice is pretty good, I don't mind that.) Music: Justin Beiber, One Direction. Anything else: Conspiracy theorists (namely ones who think that Global Warming doesn't exist and that the Apollo Lunar Missions were faked, you know the ones I mean), Fanbrats and fangirls (They destroy fandoms), Plagiarism, Idiots, Politics, Trolls, Certain Daily Mail Columnists (Looking at you Jan Moir), Tabloid "News", Paul Darce (Biggest Hypocrite Going.) Religious "Cults" such as Quiverfull, Westboro Baptist Church etc Hobbies: Sewing, reading, writing, drawing, swimming, finding out little-known facts, reading terrible book reviews and surfing the internet. Another thing: If I fave without commenting it may mean I love the artwork and there are no words to describe why I love it. Stamp Time: Fandom Related and Likes: 
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