You've all heard of that Nap Time spray that parents use to knock their kids out and keep them quiet.
Well my aunt helped invent that. I was one of the kids she tested it on and much to my chagrin, she hooks my mom up with as much as she wants.
Though she did buy me one of those Pedisedate Gameboys that you see in dentist's offices.
That's the only games console my mom let me have.
My Aunt Rachel had invited me to spend a week at her beach house this Summer.
I was dreading it because like last time, I was expecting to spend most of the time knocked out or tied while she watched TV or hung out with her friends. Only being untied to massage her feet.
my aunt's blue convertable pulled up outside my house around 11a.m.
I'd been up late the night before because my mom hadn't Naptimed me for some reason. Maybe she agreed with me that I was getting too old for it.
Aunt Rachel seemed happy to see me.
I suppose I'd better describe her.
She was about 5'10" (Which was taller than me). Dirty