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So i had an extremely awesome and somewhat awkward (at least for me) encounter with a particular performer tonight at a.. I'm not sure what the official description of the event would be... A scary themed amusement park I guess you could say, with actors in makeup and masks and attractions like a haunted house and haunted hayride and whatnot.. We have a bunch of them around where I'm from X3 But tonight I was at one with of course my girl, the lovely Deanna, and her parents. People may honestly think I'm making up what I say here, but I am being completely truthful haha. I couldn't even come up with this on my own.. We were in line for an attraction and there were two clowns(?) who were going through the line, scaring and entertaining the people. They worked their way down the line asking people where they're from, telling jokes, chasing people, that sort of thing. One was a (fairly attractive from what I could tell) female with crazy hair and striped stocking who was brandishing a fake knife. The other was a sort of deranged looking male with awesome damage makeup and partial mask, and a high pitched voice. He was getting closer to us, terrorizing a few people and chasing a girl around the line, and pulling his "Where ya from, what's your name?" on random victims. So, finally he gets down playing with the couple in front of us and turns his attention to me at first, as I'm fairly large, cracked a few jokes and stood uncomfortably close to me. We all had a good laugh and then he said hello to my gf. She laughed and said hello. He (again) got super close, between her and I and suddenly sniffed in a comical manner. He looked at me, and then her, and closed in on the scent: Deanna's vanilla body spray. Her dad commented, "Yeah, it's her." with a laugh. The clown chuckled and squealed "You smell like bubblegum!!!" We all laughed and she sort of blushed. Then, this wonderful clown man (Shout out to you, Mr. Pickles, haha) yells at the top of his lungs "YOU NEED TO BE POPPED!!!" and pokes her right in the belly. :O <-- Was my expression. Everyone in line heard it. They laughed. Her parents laughed.. She even laughed like hell and drew back a little from his poke. I turned bright red I'm sure of it. And THEN, this blessed clown giggles and yells it a few more times. He pokes in her direction yelling "POP, POP.. POP!" everyone kept laughing, including me at this point, trying not to let my shock and delight shine though. Then he yells back to the other clown, "Hey, (Toots, maybe?)! She needs to be popped!" The female clown yelled back "What?" in a funny voice, and he yelled even louder, "SHE SMELLS LIKE BUBBLE GUM! AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO WITH BUBBLE GUM.... WEEEE POP IT!!!" And punctuated it with a hop. The other clown smiled big back at us and held up her fake knife with a little dance. I couldn't even stop from biting my lip at this point.... Deanna had also turned red from all the attention, and her parents were cracking up. Unfortunately, the living fantasy stopped there. The female clown got to playing around with some others on her way up the line and our clown (and my hero) laughed and said "Actually, I don't have the authority to pop her so I have to wait for the woman over there..." Which was funny and kind of hot, but alas, the line moved and we boarded the hay ride... X3 But holy... hell.... I don't know if the clown was a secret fan/ "enthusiast" of inflation stuff, or if he just so happened to crack the right joke at the right moment...
. But bless him for making my night! And the other clown for at least starting to go along with it! XD Thanks for reading my massive post, (sorry about that haha). Just thought I'd share my perfectly fitting encounter! Cheers friends! :D

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TheReplacement Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
I wold have lost it! I like that there's a popping protocol though! 
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SlayerSeventeen Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Hahaha I know! I almost did! XD and yes! And he was so quick with it, as if he'd been through this before. Makes me sort of hope he seeks out girls he thinks would be poppable and thought Deanna fit the bill.. X3
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saintjimmy83 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
That’s so weird. It’d be even weirder if they actually turned her into a balloon and such😂
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SlayerSeventeen Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
By weirder you mean more appropriate. Haha ;)
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saintjimmy83 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
Haa yes it would hopefully she’d be in good care while she blows up like balloon!
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SlayerSeventeen Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Oh I'd definitely make sure she was uncomfortable and embarrassed as possible... I mean in good care.. ;)
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saintjimmy83 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
She’d feel embarrassed especially if she wore a buttoned up shirt and jeans
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SlayerSeventeen Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
And they slowly popped all the way up to her bulging chest...? As the seams in those jeans stretched apart and showed her round, shiny flesh poking through? X3
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saintjimmy83 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
And everyone would be poking at her cheeks as she got pumped full of helium and people might enjoy her big round butt too much
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SlayerSeventeen Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Mmm... People sneaking up to get a "good feel" of her ballooning butt... Copping a quick feel of her swelling boobs and poking her smooth belly as it protruded more and more from her shirt..
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Banzure Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
Sounds more like a dream than an actual event, but quite funny none the less :)
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SlayerSeventeen Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
I swear to you I was there. And awake. It really happened and it was so perfect! And ironic.. Haha
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