Long live the koopa queen!
This really couldn't go on forever.
Week after week, Bowser had the same routine. Get up, get breakfast, wash his shell, polish his horns, get in the clown car and then kidnap Princess Peach. Those parts he almost never failed at, as invading the Mushroom Kingdom had been the easiest thing in the world in ages and the vigilance of either the guards of the Mario brothers made it a triffle to just go on and steal their monarch. At this point, it was not even a challenge to come in, swoop the Princess from the ground and get her back in his castle. He even had a room set for her, which was regularly cleaned to make sure she would be comfortable. And yet time and time again the second part, keeping her there, was constantly met with failure. Whether his castle was in the sky, if he had stolen power straight from the stars, if he had become gigantic in size...Whatever he did, someone was bound to stop him, Mario being the usual suspect in this matter. Yet he couldn't figure out why. Was it