So I went to alphabetize my faves in each folder, as you do, but because it'd been a couple of whiles, my login had timed out, so I got to see the Eclipse version of my Favourites page.
Jesus H. Hell eating a unicycle.
To everyone in my notifs who's been wondering if Eclipse hated them personally: it hates you, but it's not personal. It hates all life equally. I can't wait to keep not using it as long as bipedally possible.